ash3xo.bsky.social
@ash3xo.bsky.social
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I have a firm understanding of basic math.

Example: I have two cupcakes and I’m going to eat them both.
December 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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What you read is only your business.
December 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Thanksgiving Day Survival Pack:
1. No I didn’t gain weight
2. No I don’t want to say grace
3. No I don’t want to hear how you saved $137 by using Kohl’s cash
4. No im not a lesbian because I’m single
5. No I will not put down my phone & help in the kitchen
November 27, 2024 at 12:01 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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When sadness giddy-ups on your soul, take a few minutes* to read.

*as long as you need
November 26, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Living in a illegal state literally is the worst. 😩 🍃
November 26, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I wish i had an edible so i could just make it through this night.
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I struggle to watch my mom decline in health. It makes my heart break and all i wanna do is make it all go away.

Shit things shouldn’t happen to good people. 😞 #fucklupus #fuckMS
November 23, 2024 at 4:46 AM
There are some book in the library that i just straight up gave up on. My brain wasn’t having it 😂
Life is short. It’s ok to stop reading something you’re not digging.

No cap.
November 21, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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Shade room: “Hey roomies!”

Us:
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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Last year, when I was at MSNBC, I did a 10-minute deep-dive into RFK Jr's anti-vaxxer role in the measles outbreak that killed dozens and dozens of kids in Samoa.

I hope every Senator voting in his confirmation process for HHS knows about this crucial and awful story:
RFK Jr., anti-vaxxers, and a measles outbreak: Mehdi’s deep dive
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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❤️
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’m not gonna watch. But i do wanna see Jack Paul get his shit rocked.
November 16, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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This honestly more refreshing than everything on X. 🙂‍↕️
November 14, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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Treating lupus by depleting B cells with CAR T cells has been shown successful

A breakthrough cancer immunotherapy is now taking aim at autoimmune disease | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti...
A breakthrough cancer immunotherapy is now taking aim at autoimmune disease
CAR-T therapy is generating excitement for lupus, scleroderma, and other conditions as clinical trials expand
www.science.org
November 15, 2024 at 11:28 AM