asecondduck
@asecondduck.bsky.social
A duck (not the first one, though)
buncha fake gamers in one of my discords voting for a political lecture over shotgunning demons in the face
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
buncha fake gamers in one of my discords voting for a political lecture over shotgunning demons in the face
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Feeling like I'm seeing a lot more coworkers using the white skintone emojis lately and it feels sinister for some reason
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Feeling like I'm seeing a lot more coworkers using the white skintone emojis lately and it feels sinister for some reason
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Seems bad! Gaming is quickly becoming a hobby only for the rich and the rich alone can not sustain the industry.
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www.ign.com/articles/vid...
www.ign.com/articles/vid...
Video Game Physical Software and Hardware Sales Just Had the Worst November in the U.S. Since 1995 - IGN
Last month, November, was a shockingly terrible month for video game sales in the U.S. While we traditionally think of November as a huge sales month what with Black Friday and all, November 2025 was ...
www.ign.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Seems bad! Gaming is quickly becoming a hobby only for the rich and the rich alone can not sustain the industry.
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
@ifycomedy.com @briamgilbert.bsky.social I'm just saying, a sci-fi writers episode of Um, Actually with John Scalzi and others would kinda rock
YES THIS
also FOMO goes right out the window, as in, sure, I could go out to all the hot spots OR I could lie here in bed with my iPad watching @dropout.tv with at least one cat dozing alongside, hmmmm, I guess the cool kids will just have to have fun without me
also FOMO goes right out the window, as in, sure, I could go out to all the hot spots OR I could lie here in bed with my iPad watching @dropout.tv with at least one cat dozing alongside, hmmmm, I guess the cool kids will just have to have fun without me
The best thing about middle age is not giving one single solitary fuck about being cool anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@ifycomedy.com @briamgilbert.bsky.social I'm just saying, a sci-fi writers episode of Um, Actually with John Scalzi and others would kinda rock
The Switch 2 feels like a spiritual successor to the GameCube, right? No unique gimmicks*, it’s able to play the latest third party AAA games (with slight cutbacks), and it’s already gotten two sequels to series that started on the GameCube
*mouse mode doesn’t count
*mouse mode doesn’t count
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Switch 2 feels like a spiritual successor to the GameCube, right? No unique gimmicks*, it’s able to play the latest third party AAA games (with slight cutbacks), and it’s already gotten two sequels to series that started on the GameCube
*mouse mode doesn’t count
*mouse mode doesn’t count
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Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
Metroid Prime 4, final thoughts: it feels like a remastered version of a game that came out 15 years ago. It makes several choices that make it feel like a 360-era reaction to Halo and other FPSes of its ilk, and often doesn’t feel like it understands what makes MP special.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Metroid Prime 4, final thoughts: it feels like a remastered version of a game that came out 15 years ago. It makes several choices that make it feel like a 360-era reaction to Halo and other FPSes of its ilk, and often doesn’t feel like it understands what makes MP special.
why does samus, the largest human, not simply eat the others
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
why does samus, the largest human, not simply eat the others
Yep. Metroid Prime 4 sure is improved by having NPCs that you need to interact with for beam upgrades.
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yep. Metroid Prime 4 sure is improved by having NPCs that you need to interact with for beam upgrades.
If you’re wondering, the NSO GameCube controller does *not* work with Metroid Prime 4. While the GC controller has enough inputs, there’s a few things mapped to the Select button… and the GC controller ain’t got one of those (only Start).
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you’re wondering, the NSO GameCube controller does *not* work with Metroid Prime 4. While the GC controller has enough inputs, there’s a few things mapped to the Select button… and the GC controller ain’t got one of those (only Start).
I don't talk about how good Drew Gooden's videos are, but this one is too good to not share, he just absolutely nails it youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don't talk about how good Drew Gooden's videos are, but this one is too good to not share, he just absolutely nails it youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...
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My latest is a tribute to the enduring power of friendship:
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait
Heaven Can’t Wait
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My latest is a tribute to the enduring power of friendship:
A war crime has been committed in my trivia team’s latest music league round
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A war crime has been committed in my trivia team’s latest music league round
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I did not ever need to know this much about the sex lives of political journalists
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I did not ever need to know this much about the sex lives of political journalists
Finally! The wife has been buying a 12 pack of the white monsters every week for decades, but she can only look at them wistfully, and not drink them, because they're not for her
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Finally! The wife has been buying a 12 pack of the white monsters every week for decades, but she can only look at them wistfully, and not drink them, because they're not for her
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I never thought I’d get this wish. Odd seeing eulogies before I expire
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I never thought I’d get this wish. Odd seeing eulogies before I expire
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This is it. I nearly suffocated by using the reetroom. I’m asking my doctors agreeing on a short cure. Only really sure painful prolonged angona is hereafter the grim reaps me. Please donate on the funeral fund me now.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is it. I nearly suffocated by using the reetroom. I’m asking my doctors agreeing on a short cure. Only really sure painful prolonged angona is hereafter the grim reaps me. Please donate on the funeral fund me now.
My new-to-me PS5 very nearly matches the curves of my printer
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My new-to-me PS5 very nearly matches the curves of my printer
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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he literally has nerd glasses on UNDER his iron man helmet. insane choice
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
he literally has nerd glasses on UNDER his iron man helmet. insane choice
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everyone is rightfully lambasting metroid prime 4 but i do see how you write give samus an otacon on the board and think it’s a good idea. it’s not. otacon sucks. but it mostly works in the context of THAT game and series. which they didn’t steal wholesale, just the guy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
everyone is rightfully lambasting metroid prime 4 but i do see how you write give samus an otacon on the board and think it’s a good idea. it’s not. otacon sucks. but it mostly works in the context of THAT game and series. which they didn’t steal wholesale, just the guy.
so... this is happening
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond looks, runs, and feels fantastic, sticking close to the Prime blueprint.
But, my time with it was dragged down by an annoying sidekick bombarding Samus with unwanted hints, quippy jokes, and cries for help.
Meet Myles MacKenzie in my preview, on @ign.com.
But, my time with it was dragged down by an annoying sidekick bombarding Samus with unwanted hints, quippy jokes, and cries for help.
Meet Myles MacKenzie in my preview, on @ign.com.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
so... this is happening
Whee1M1 is a real good title but may I suggest Midwest E1M0 instead
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Whee1M1 is a real good title but may I suggest Midwest E1M0 instead