Arran Haynes
@arranhaynes.bsky.social
Voice Artist. Democrat. I'd like you to do us a favor though. I’ve decided that I should be on the pardon list.
Said with all the self-awareness of a dog licking its balls on the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl.
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Said with all the self-awareness of a dog licking its balls on the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl.
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Bruh...
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bruh...
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This is the sharpest criticism yet of Operation Kill Them All from a senior congressional Republican. Everything he says is not just correct, but also totally obvious.
GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is the sharpest criticism yet of Operation Kill Them All from a senior congressional Republican. Everything he says is not just correct, but also totally obvious.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
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ICE is staging in a garage on Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan ahead of what neighbors believe is a planned large-scale raid of Canal
Street this afternoon.
Estimated 20-25 agents inside, with more steadily joining, some taken by surprise and caught with their masks down.
Street this afternoon.
Estimated 20-25 agents inside, with more steadily joining, some taken by surprise and caught with their masks down.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ICE is staging in a garage on Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan ahead of what neighbors believe is a planned large-scale raid of Canal
Street this afternoon.
Estimated 20-25 agents inside, with more steadily joining, some taken by surprise and caught with their masks down.
Street this afternoon.
Estimated 20-25 agents inside, with more steadily joining, some taken by surprise and caught with their masks down.
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We're at the point where I have no idea of this is a quote or not and it could honestly go either way and I wouldn't be surprised.
PETE HEGSETH (stalking around on stage, damp, eyes juddering, jaw muscles visibly under a lot of strain): and what's with the fuckin, using computers so much? nah. that's over. listen up "generals" or, hey what's admirals? any admirals here? doesn't matter FUCK computers. GAY. toss em. it's gun time
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We're at the point where I have no idea of this is a quote or not and it could honestly go either way and I wouldn't be surprised.
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There’s no way you believe Trump puts “God and country first.” There’s no fucking way you believe that. And shame on you for selling your soul to someone who’s turned an America that was once that shining city on a hill into an America that scares immigrants and tells them to stay the fuck out.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There’s no way you believe Trump puts “God and country first.” There’s no fucking way you believe that. And shame on you for selling your soul to someone who’s turned an America that was once that shining city on a hill into an America that scares immigrants and tells them to stay the fuck out.
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There has been no breathless roadblock coverage of this shooting on cable channels or in major newspapers, afaik. wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There has been no breathless roadblock coverage of this shooting on cable channels or in major newspapers, afaik. wgme.com/news/local/i...
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THIS DOG IS SUFFERING FROM SEVERE BELLYRUB DEFICIENCY!
Please provide supplemental RUBS.
Please provide supplemental RUBS.
This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
THIS DOG IS SUFFERING FROM SEVERE BELLYRUB DEFICIENCY!
Please provide supplemental RUBS.
Please provide supplemental RUBS.
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(MORE) Moreover, as you can see from the New York Times map below, Venezuela is NOT the cause of the U.S. fentanyl problem.
*Pacific* Ocean transits (not Atlantic ones) from places like Colombia and Mexico are.
So this entire war BEGINS as a grotesquely conspicuous fraud upon the American people.
*Pacific* Ocean transits (not Atlantic ones) from places like Colombia and Mexico are.
So this entire war BEGINS as a grotesquely conspicuous fraud upon the American people.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(MORE) Moreover, as you can see from the New York Times map below, Venezuela is NOT the cause of the U.S. fentanyl problem.
*Pacific* Ocean transits (not Atlantic ones) from places like Colombia and Mexico are.
So this entire war BEGINS as a grotesquely conspicuous fraud upon the American people.
*Pacific* Ocean transits (not Atlantic ones) from places like Colombia and Mexico are.
So this entire war BEGINS as a grotesquely conspicuous fraud upon the American people.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
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How I feel about the whole Olivia Nuzzi story is that there are a lot of talented, ethical, underemployed or unemployed black and brown journalists right now who are ready to work.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
How I feel about the whole Olivia Nuzzi story is that there are a lot of talented, ethical, underemployed or unemployed black and brown journalists right now who are ready to work.
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Members of the military must always refuse unlawful orders. Reminding them of their oath is patriotic and necessary, not seditious.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Members of the military must always refuse unlawful orders. Reminding them of their oath is patriotic and necessary, not seditious.
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A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE
A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
I'll never understand how a state DA sleeping with a member of her own staff is somehow a big violation of any and all ethical norms, but a US Atty lying and breaking rule after rule and procedure after procedure to get a super questionable indictment is met with a shrug.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'll never understand how a state DA sleeping with a member of her own staff is somehow a big violation of any and all ethical norms, but a US Atty lying and breaking rule after rule and procedure after procedure to get a super questionable indictment is met with a shrug.
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Come for the corruption, stay for the incompetence, linger for the bag-of-hammers stupidity.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Come for the corruption, stay for the incompetence, linger for the bag-of-hammers stupidity.
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Today Donald Trump saved us from some of the tariffs he put in place, in order to bring down the price of groceries he said never went up.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Today Donald Trump saved us from some of the tariffs he put in place, in order to bring down the price of groceries he said never went up.