Arran Haynes
arranhaynes.bsky.social
Arran Haynes
@arranhaynes.bsky.social
Voice Artist. Democrat. I'd like you to do us a favor though. I’ve decided that I should be on the pardon list.
"I really don't think I'm supposed to see all the way through."
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They better put a trailer hitch on them so they can hang some truck nuts.
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That's why the administration has been relatively quiet about him and why this MFer will be considered retroactively pardoned.
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
She claims to idolize Sen. Margaret Chase Smith and has eclipsed many of Smith's records in the Senate & Maine politics. Since, in her mind, she is better than Smith, she definitely doesn't want to go out in defeat like Smith did in 1972.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm 100% certain John Roberts disagrees with you.
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Weird, right?
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If the Somali refugees in MN are anything like those in Maine, they went through bureaucratic hell to get there. I will be shocked if there are many who are not here legally.

They'll arrest all kinds of them, I'm sure. But just like the Chicago apartment videogame raid, I doubt much will stick.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don't say positive things about him out of principle, but I'll give him this: Trump will half-ass this project even more than he has screwed up the East Wing. I guarantee it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My 14yo daughter's listening age was like 78. I'm guessing that her obsession with Christmas music is skewing the number a bit.
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Third verse to the Safety Dance?
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Is there a way to light it on fire and throw it out the window? Can we try?
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Stop! I can't take any more of the horrors of socialized medicine!
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Is no one raking the forests? I was told there would be raking in the forests!
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I look forward to her testimony.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You can't commit a "war crime" if we're not at war.

Sometimes it's just a murder with the military's weapons. Like this.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Eminem was like 18 when the Parental Advisory stickers started...6 years before his first album but ok.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You can't expect the coward of the county to know that.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
GL!

We used to have a cat named Chewie. Somehow this wasn't even a Star Wars thing. The first week we had him, he chewed through three string toys, a shoelace, and a phone cord (FYI phones used to have cords). In later years he ate through two plugged-in electrical cords.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM