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ariesp5.bsky.social
@ariesp5.bsky.social
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30+ the loudest hype friend and the softest marshmallow (she/her)
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thedoorthedoor.bsky.social
The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin
June 13, 2024 at 9:13 PM
ariesp5.bsky.social
Came on here to see wtf that horrible noise was above my house. Welp. Guess that answers that. Thaaaaaaaanks I hate it
climatebrad.hillheat.com Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · Oct 28
A phalanx of fighter jets is doing repeated passes over Washington DC this morning.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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clairezagorski.bsky.social
Life is hard right now.

Here are baby bunnies making biscuits. (Or a carrot cake. 🥹🥹🥹)
June 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
ariesp5.bsky.social
The plural of spouse is now spice.
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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aplante.com
kermies

#art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
May 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ariesp5.bsky.social
Nothing like a holiday to find out your Grandfather’s childhood nickname was “Bubbles”.

“Ma, I’m going off to war. You gotta stop calling me Bubbles.”
April 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ariesp5.bsky.social
It has been less than a week since I got the Libby app and already I am ravenous for more reading.
April 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ariesp5.bsky.social
Gotta love a scrungly protagonist. Real ‘plucked from a dumpster’ vibes.
April 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i don't think we should gatekeep the enormous 28 pound bunny that works as a service animal at giants games sometimes. i think we should share news of the 28 pound bunny with the wider internet
man at baseball game holding the biggest fucking bunny rabbit you've ever seen in your life. and he's wearing a hat same bunny, now tossed over the man's shoulder. the bunny is the size of an overnight bag said bunny in his carrier, which is palanquin sized the bunny wearing his service vest, legs floofed out on the floor. It's hard to tell from the scale of the picture but he's so fucking big
April 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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jessigrace.bsky.social
This cute bunny making her bed is exactly what I needed today 💗

🎥rabbitsig
March 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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kelskels06.bsky.social
I am an ADULT which is why I’m eating chicken tenders and drinking a Shirley temple for dinner on a hot date with myself. This is the life. 🩷
March 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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titsay.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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junlper.beer
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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salixwrosette.bsky.social
Lift a glass (fork?) tonight to the memory of Louis Camille Maillard, who in 1912 described and investigated a chemical reaction, now known as the Maillard Reaction, that is responsible for the tasty brown goodness of seared meat, toasted marshmallows, bread crusts, and a million other yummy things.
January 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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clairezagorski.bsky.social
Do not

Do not

Do NOT

Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons.

You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.
January 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
i don't trust fantasy books that don't take the time to describe food in great detail
January 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
every time you post a great joke and people laugh you should say to yourself, “wow, one of the richest men in the world bought one of the internet’s most vital global communications platforms and stomped it into rubble in a fit of shrieking toddler hysterics because he cannot do what I am doing”
January 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."
January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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gabino.bsky.social
Writing is an act of rebellion.
Writing is an act of creation.
Writing is an act of salvation.
Writing is an act of exploration.
Writing is an act of emotion.
Writing is an act of confession.
Writing is an act of speculation.
Writing is an act of reflection.
Keep writing.
December 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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saeko.bsky.social
I apologize for liking your post before reading the second half, and then unliking it. I will make this mistake again.
January 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Being a baddass is just axhaustng, relly
Orange and white cat sleeping near a window
January 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM