Damien Allmark
argylesmurf.bsky.social
Damien Allmark
@argylesmurf.bsky.social
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Tiberius—

"There has never been a better time to watch this video"
June 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Spurs score the kind of goal the game deserved.
A hopeful punt into the box, Luke Shaw bats it with his arm, Johnson waggles a foot at it (and misses) and the ball thinks “fuck this, I’m bored, I’m going to try hiding just beyond the goal line”.
Scenes.
May 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Full and complete list of teams Liverpool failed to score against this season:

• Plymouth Argyle

#pafc
May 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Unexpected moments of poetry no452
"There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."
Selina Kyle, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
April 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Oops
Final:
Reds 24
Orioles 2
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Final:
Reds 24
Orioles 2
April 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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As it stands, Argyle COULD be out of the relegation zone with a win today.

We’d have to win 27-0 but that’s besides the point.

#pafc
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
April 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It's hard to find a gif from straw dogs...
A movie that takes place where you're from
April 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.

The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
April 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Will you drink with me to better days
No matter what they say
We might not know the answers
But we'll always find a way
Will you drink with me to better days
A stranger or a friend
We might not know the answers
but we'll find them in the end
April 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I wish we’d managed to elect a labour government.
March 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Good lord. When I grow up, I want to play for the mingegloves as well
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Environmental embrittlement is my emo covers band
Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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UK Subs detained
March 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Think this explains why there’s no Thick of It reboot.
March 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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"There's good news and bad news" 😬
March 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I decided to start a #thread 🧵 of stories about legal residents and tourists being (illegally) arrested, detained and/or deported by the Trump regime. I'll only post stories from serious sources, as rumors and conspiracies are really not needed in this authoritarian moment.
March 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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GNU Terry Pratchett. #Speakhisname
March 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
March 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Billionaires and millionaires could do stuff like this, build libraries or pay all employees a living wage but they can’t draw a breath without price gouging the poor and working class.
March 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Why don’t you just sit right there while I slip into something more comfortable (a coma)
March 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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For the love of god, leave twitter
Multiple xAI employees say Grok is now being trained to be right-leaning and to fight 'woke'

"The general idea seems to be that we're training the MAGA version of ChatGPT"
March 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM