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Alex Grassetti
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Baseball, science, much less hiking than my online presence would lead you to believe.
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It’s begun
April 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Denver, CO. Saturday, April 5th.
April 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Pittsburgh. 👏

#HandsOff

(📸Mike Mikus)
April 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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There are basically no cops here, just tens of thousands of people orderly protesting our fascist government from the New York Public Library to Madison Square Park. Volunteers are moving people in the right direction. It’s beautiful.
April 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Person who's only lived through three era-defining crises before: "getting some era-defining crisis vibes from this"
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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"Today we’ll determine which sea shanty best fits each Seattle Mariner that appeared in this game. Maybe tomorrow we’ll share risotto recipes."

- The @lookoutlanding.bsky.social game review from last night. At least we know how to deal with bad baseball.
Mariners dismast selves, lose 4-1
nearly on the wrong side of history
www.lookoutlanding.com
April 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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It's here, the bold predictions game. So bold, so very bold.
March 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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a German word for the sorrow of realizing a 2-seed is done messing around against a lovable underdog that was making it a game for a bit
March 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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A small truth:

"It's All Coming Back to Me Now" is the best Meatloaf song that isn't a Meatloaf song.

"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" is the best Céline Dion song that isn't a Céline Dion song.
March 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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was considering a joke about how this headline only makes sense on ESPN, but did my due diligence and learned that cats have achilles tendons, they sometimes rupture, and a Veterinary and a Comparative Orthopaedics and Traumatology study examined 21 cases of Achilles repair in cats
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I have been Merlin Bird App pilled
March 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Amazing to see so many scientists standing up for science and advocating for research around the world yesterday! We won’t be censored!
#standupforscience @standupforscience.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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100% doing a Demolition Man rewatch tonight

may fuck around and live skeet it
March 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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“I’d like to see him sifting through spiny naiad in 120-degree weather looking for parasitic snails. He’s the one that goes golfing on the government dime. I don’t even know how to golf.”
Thrust into unemployment, axed federal workers face relatives who celebrate their firing
Scrambling to replace their health insurance and to find new work, some fired federal workers are running into another unexpected unpleasantry: Relatives cheering their job loss.
apnews.com
March 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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We love a stats joke. This means “this is not normal” (get it? Normal distribution? Get it?)
March 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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At @standupforscience.bsky.social and the signs are statistically significantly excellent
March 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So it really doesn’t matter if Castellanos belongs in right?
March 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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"in my day, we didn't have obliques." -- John Smoltz
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM