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A Squid🦑
@architeuthis.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Bean beans, they’re good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you respect women
The more you eat, the more you respect women
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merry christmas
December 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
merry christmas
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
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It's a big club sandwich, and you ain't eatin' it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's a big club sandwich, and you ain't eatin' it.
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you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
This guy fucking rules
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This guy fucking rules
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Correct.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Correct.
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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our neighborhoods continue to teem with violent migrant street gangs
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
our neighborhoods continue to teem with violent migrant street gangs
Cinema
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cinema
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Every time a socialist country falls there is another round of brutal primitive accumulation
I often think about how some of the first properties in Blackstone’s portfolio were public housing in eastern Germany that had been privatized
I often think about how some of the first properties in Blackstone’s portfolio were public housing in eastern Germany that had been privatized
The collapse of the Soviet Union coincided with the accumulation of capital into private hands. It isn’t that different from the effects of enclosure and industrialization had in England.
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Every time a socialist country falls there is another round of brutal primitive accumulation
I often think about how some of the first properties in Blackstone’s portfolio were public housing in eastern Germany that had been privatized
I often think about how some of the first properties in Blackstone’s portfolio were public housing in eastern Germany that had been privatized
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Study of "Portrait of Henry VIII" by Hans Holbein "The Younger"
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Study of "Portrait of Henry VIII" by Hans Holbein "The Younger"
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Me when I see someone celebrating Christmas instead of Toyotathon and the Hondadays.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me when I see someone celebrating Christmas instead of Toyotathon and the Hondadays.
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
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Best Star Wars movies, ranked:
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Best Star Wars movies, ranked:
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs