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Gone Grinch
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Gone Grinch
Dipping cheddar cheeses combos in spinach dip and unlocking the secrets of the universe
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Dipping cheddar cheeses combos in spinach dip and unlocking the secrets of the universe
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the blowjobs will continue until morale DETERIORATES
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the blowjobs will continue until morale DETERIORATES
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I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
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this is what flies out of sonic the hedgehog when he gets injured instead of rings now
Undergarments with Amy Klobuchar's face printed on them continue to litter the streets in the greater Wedge metro.
August 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
this is what flies out of sonic the hedgehog when he gets injured instead of rings now
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hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
June 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
@schumer.senate.gov get out there in the streets you fucking worm
June 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@schumer.senate.gov get out there in the streets you fucking worm
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love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago
April 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago
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When Sonic is about to land on a spike
June 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When Sonic is about to land on a spike
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there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
Hogwarts Legacy 2 Could Feature Characters from the Books and Movies
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
bit.ly
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
Making things, in the image and likeness of God the Maker (a Ford F150)
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Making things, in the image and likeness of God the Maker (a Ford F150)
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Filibustering is what mega man does at the horse ranch
April 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Filibustering is what mega man does at the horse ranch
Dick Durbin is the name we’d come up with as a joke
March 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Dick Durbin is the name we’d come up with as a joke
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
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doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
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hot dog you peel like a banana
February 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
hot dog you peel like a banana
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i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion
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there is literally nothing funnier than a baby with rhythm. like where did you get that babe. the club inside your mom
January 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
there is literally nothing funnier than a baby with rhythm. like where did you get that babe. the club inside your mom
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hey boss made that rocking horse real slutty like you asked
January 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
hey boss made that rocking horse real slutty like you asked