Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
Faculty at School of Visual Arts, Painter. Teach Photoshop for Coloring - comics & illustrators. He/him. Likes puns. https://andypearlman.com/paintings.html
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Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
· Feb 8
With the floodgates open, everyone's reintroducing themselves. I'm Andy, I'm a painter who uses acrylics, I'm a graphic designer, and I teach how to use color digitally at the School of Visual Arts. Some artwork:
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he was only a major, never made it to kern all
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
he was only a major, never made it to kern all
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memorialized forever
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
memorialized forever
memorialized forever
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
memorialized forever
this is just a day for no eyes, none at all. gonna blindfold myself for the rest of existence, just in case
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
this is just a day for no eyes, none at all. gonna blindfold myself for the rest of existence, just in case
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rjk jr: "wait, the HH in HHS isn't..."
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
rjk jr: "wait, the HH in HHS isn't..."
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opened package, had this instead...
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
opened package, had this instead...
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
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CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
I am putting my bets on Summers being the first Epstein correspondent to be interviewed by Chotiner: he has exactly the right mix of arrogance and self-righteousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
I am putting my bets on Summers being the first Epstein correspondent to be interviewed by Chotiner: he has exactly the right mix of arrogance and self-righteousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
opened package, had this instead...
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
opened package, had this instead...
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Also, if fan of Foundation, the Apple show, that specific book is what Foundation and Empire was in part based on
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Also, if fan of Foundation, the Apple show, that specific book is what Foundation and Empire was in part based on
Also, if fan of Foundation, the Apple show, that specific book is what Foundation and Empire was in part based on
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Also, if fan of Foundation, the Apple show, that specific book is what Foundation and Empire was in part based on
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procopius: "ok, i'll write a book to be released when justinian dies. it will do bonkers sales, i'll secure my place in history..."
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
procopius: "ok, i'll write a book to be released when justinian dies. it will do bonkers sales, i'll secure my place in history..."
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
procopius: "ok, i'll write a book to be released when justinian dies. it will do bonkers sales, i'll secure my place in history..."
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
procopius: "ok, i'll write a book to be released when justinian dies. it will do bonkers sales, i'll secure my place in history..."
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
Also procopius: "um, why won't he die?"
Also procopius: <croaks>
justinian: oh, that's sad. <croaks>
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The Dem-controlled house passed a bill to make them permanent several times before 2021, and a permanent version was included in the original Build Back Better bill.
Manchin said he’d only agree to a 3-year extension so they had to cut it to that to get his vote.
Manchin said he’d only agree to a 3-year extension so they had to cut it to that to get his vote.
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Dem-controlled house passed a bill to make them permanent several times before 2021, and a permanent version was included in the original Build Back Better bill.
Manchin said he’d only agree to a 3-year extension so they had to cut it to that to get his vote.
Manchin said he’d only agree to a 3-year extension so they had to cut it to that to get his vote.
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We've gotten ahold of the delivery driver, muttering something about brains. You can take the monkeys from him, but under no circumstances let him or the monkeys bite you. Thank you for using FedEx.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We've gotten ahold of the delivery driver, muttering something about brains. You can take the monkeys from him, but under no circumstances let him or the monkeys bite you. Thank you for using FedEx.
when someone is blocked by you and they're suspended and therefore, their log-in name is not also muted...
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
when someone is blocked by you and they're suspended and therefore, their log-in name is not also muted...
This precise moment was what the Ds should have waited for and slammed SCOTUS as absolutely irresponsible and out of control then all of them vote to end that filibuster
U.S. SUPREME COURT EXTENDS PAUSE ON JUDGE'S ORDER THAT REQUIRED TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO FULLY FUND FOOD AID FOR 42 MILLION AMERICANS THIS MONTH AMID FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This precise moment was what the Ds should have waited for and slammed SCOTUS as absolutely irresponsible and out of control then all of them vote to end that filibuster
"Optimus, I'm not committing a crime, I'm merely borrowing something, and unless someone specifically asks you if I borrowed, need you to say I didn't do it. That makes sense?"
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"Optimus, I'm not committing a crime, I'm merely borrowing something, and unless someone specifically asks you if I borrowed, need you to say I didn't do it. That makes sense?"
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Holy crap my science made Colbert!!!
You know your science publicity efforts have worked when you make Colbert's "Sound of Science"🤣
Check out 3:13 for 10s.
youtu.be/DFgJWAEpdak
Check out 3:13 for 10s.
youtu.be/DFgJWAEpdak
The Sound of Science: Space BBQ | Woodpecker Hammering | Beaver Moon | Why Humans Grow Horns
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Holy crap my science made Colbert!!!
this app is at times why I regret being a pescatarian, but even still, bakeries and bagels are great.
(you don't necessarily control what's in any given meal, so you can easily get a leftover chicken, beef or pork dish if it is some sort of meal option)
(you don't necessarily control what's in any given meal, so you can easily get a leftover chicken, beef or pork dish if it is some sort of meal option)
USAians, if you don’t already know about Too Good To Go, you should check it out.
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
Too Good To Go: End Food Waste App - App Store
Download Too Good To Go: End Food Waste by Too Good To Go on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more games like Too Good To Go:…
apps.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
this app is at times why I regret being a pescatarian, but even still, bakeries and bagels are great.
(you don't necessarily control what's in any given meal, so you can easily get a leftover chicken, beef or pork dish if it is some sort of meal option)
(you don't necessarily control what's in any given meal, so you can easily get a leftover chicken, beef or pork dish if it is some sort of meal option)
Head Doctor: "Bond was horribly injured, but not dead. Can you rebuild his face?"
Q Plastic Surgeon: "I don't think I can. But…we've got this wonderful new technology, can rebuild his face to look like..."
Q Plastic Surgeon: "I don't think I can. But…we've got this wonderful new technology, can rebuild his face to look like..."
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Head Doctor: "Bond was horribly injured, but not dead. Can you rebuild his face?"
Q Plastic Surgeon: "I don't think I can. But…we've got this wonderful new technology, can rebuild his face to look like..."
Q Plastic Surgeon: "I don't think I can. But…we've got this wonderful new technology, can rebuild his face to look like..."
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The Galea Darthiana (Latin for "Helmet of the Darth") is a venerated metal headwear kept in the Second Jedi Temple in the Imperial Palace on Coruscant which is claimed to be the galea (Helmet) of the True Armor which Darth Vader was transformed.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Galea Darthiana (Latin for "Helmet of the Darth") is a venerated metal headwear kept in the Second Jedi Temple in the Imperial Palace on Coruscant which is claimed to be the galea (Helmet) of the True Armor which Darth Vader was transformed.