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Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
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Faculty at School of Visual Arts, Painter. Teach Photoshop for Coloring - comics & illustrators. He/him. Likes puns. https://andypearlman.com/paintings.html
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memorialized forever
no ragrets now says jarry no! a misspelling of jerry no!
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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opened package, had this instead...
loaded oreo except the cookie on the front has a wormhole, not cookie filling, and the wormhole is sucking in the outer cookie
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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As an example
Me extolling station eleven on blue sky with a couple of responses in between
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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have bad news...
websites for 39 year olds in mamdani poster style type
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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demands
In the style of a Mamdani flyer, it says "CATS FOR MORE TREATS"
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Rewritten text from stupid NYT headline to be: Did Too Many Men Ruin the New York Times? And if so, can feminism fix it?
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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right back at you
Mali, a Siamese cat, sits on my chest prior to planning to slide into my armpit, on top of white comforter
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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new chess grandmaster has emerged...
Han, a Siamese cat, sits quietly on a chessboard mostly set up for a game
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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joshua right now...
from the video above, the helper suddenly looking at the camera smiling
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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i dunno, it entered my head and now everyone else has to see it
the blue jay mascot ace facing down the balrog whose face is now a clock set to 2 am, the time when daylight savings time happens and presumably chaos will happen
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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a balrog from the LotR with a clock face set to 2 am, the time when clocks fall back, and the clock is on fire
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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@pfrazee.com Mac safari 26.0.1 just shows a blue butterfly suddenly, that's it, never loads, m2 2022 chip, Tahoe 26.0.1
Described above blue butterfly problem
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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haha, i will now show you not a dog in costume, but rather a cat asking for pets
Han, a Siamese cat, sits on my lap, glaring slightly, wondering why I stopped rubbing his head
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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beware, sharp metal edges discovered in snickers bar!
a snickers bar with a cybertruck sticking out of the front
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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https://www.nuclearmuseum.org/virtual/vex1/images/04a62b92-fe1e-498d-9d92-680218490716.jpg "Radium Hand Cleaner: Takes off everything but the skin"
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year
Passion, from Peter Gabriel, music from the Last Temptation of Christ
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Respond with The Same Actor as a Hero and a Villain
luke skywalker drinking blue milk in star wars old luke skywalker drinking freshly squeezed green milk in the Last Jedi, prepping his soul to leave his body
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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oh no...
I definitely thought that there was sexism and racism that Harris experienced during the campaign, and certainly before the campaign, too. But, when I talked to people about whether Harris should be the nominee or there should be an open convention, I found people split. And one reason some people thought that Harris should not be the nominee is that they did not think she could win, which is why I was surprised to read in your book, a little later on, that “the truth was, I never really believed Harris could win.” That’s why I’m a little confused when you say it was an insult to try to get her off the ticket. But two things should be true, right? The thing that I say the second time actually proves the thing that I said the first time, right? Because it’s a feeling that we have. The reason I felt that is because of how we’re treated as Black women. We’re not elevated, we’re not protected, we’re not taken seriously. She was the Vice-President for heaven’s sake. But the reality of it is that being a Black woman, being Black and being a woman, it’s just tough. It’s hard. It makes it harder. And she ran a fantastic campaign, but it wasn’t good enough for some people. That is heartbreaking.
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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anyone seen this poster? hash tags for the sake of hashtags, extremely inorganic pushing of posts including similarly named followers who like it...and then about 5-8 seemingly "real" people with very high follower to follow counts who like everything they do.
poster with lots of unrelated hashtags in a post for a scam-ish type of link. not detailing because I bet they search
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Consquences of NYC having off-year elections. Perhaps two of the names will ring a bell(gift article)

www.nytimes.com/2017/09/07/n...
In the 2013 city election, for example, four state Assembly members won seats on the City Council, and State Senator Eric Adams picked up the Brooklyn borough presidency. To fill their new roles, they vacated their positions in Albany. Citing costs, Governor Andrew Cuomo declined to call special elections to replace them. As a result, over 800,000 residents of the Bronx and Brooklyn — many from poor, minority neighborhoods — did not have a voice in state government for more than a year. They also lost valuable services tied to state offices, such as help with mortgage foreclosures.
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Han is ready to pitch!
Han, a Siamese cat, on top of a comforter, has a yellow butted toy mouse in his right paw(he is a southpaw)
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I have a photo of it here:
A marble wall that says "onay acksiesbay" or "no backsies" in pig latin. The font used is Trajan, a very roman style font
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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wasn't it worse than that?

www.wbez.org/public-safet...
The city filed suit against Flood’s companies in July 2024 in Cook County over a range of code violations that highlighted the troubling conditions. City lawyers argued that a fine alone was an “inadequate remedy” and called for a series of actions, including an order to “demolish, repair, enclose or clean up” the building. Wells Fargo bank also sued a group of companies linked to Flood in an effort to foreclose on the building and two other apartment complexes. Flood’s companies had defaulted on a loan used to buy the properties and, as of April, owed the bank more than $27 million, court records show. A top city lawyer told attorneys for Wells Fargo in an Aug. 26 email that the current property management company, Strength In Management, had been unable to “re-assert control over the building” after it was overrun by “armed occupants” and “alleged criminal activity and shootings.”
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau, after having barely escaped being blown up in Pink Panther. As part of the movie, the Pink Panther Diamond falls out of his handkerchief during the movie.
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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"let's quote a d pollster obviously on the outs with d leadership"
“He showed the power of solo executive leadership, he’s shown that he brings about change, he’s been decisive and seemed on top of it. He seemed confident, and I think he did a really good job,” said Lake, one of the best-known and respected Democratic pollsters in the country, on newsman Mark Halperin’s 2WAY podcast.
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM