Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
Faculty at School of Visual Arts, Painter. Teach Photoshop for Coloring - comics & illustrators. He/him. Likes puns. https://andypearlman.com/paintings.html
After the election, NYC real estate people, "yeah, no one is actually asking to leave..."
Billionaires actually: "wait, free transit means less cars, which means I can get to where I want to go faster via car."
Billionaires actually: "wait, free transit means less cars, which means I can get to where I want to go faster via car."
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
After the election, NYC real estate people, "yeah, no one is actually asking to leave..."
Billionaires actually: "wait, free transit means less cars, which means I can get to where I want to go faster via car."
Billionaires actually: "wait, free transit means less cars, which means I can get to where I want to go faster via car."
Yeah, do compelling messaging, force other people to do the messaging you want to see.
Mamdani: "free transit via taxing billionaires"
Newspapers everywhere: "how dare he talk about free transit! Billionaires will leave."
People: "Wait, free transit via taxing billionaires? This is wrong, why?"
Mamdani: "free transit via taxing billionaires"
Newspapers everywhere: "how dare he talk about free transit! Billionaires will leave."
People: "Wait, free transit via taxing billionaires? This is wrong, why?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Yeah, do compelling messaging, force other people to do the messaging you want to see.
Mamdani: "free transit via taxing billionaires"
Newspapers everywhere: "how dare he talk about free transit! Billionaires will leave."
People: "Wait, free transit via taxing billionaires? This is wrong, why?"
Mamdani: "free transit via taxing billionaires"
Newspapers everywhere: "how dare he talk about free transit! Billionaires will leave."
People: "Wait, free transit via taxing billionaires? This is wrong, why?"
I'd note also arresting the people too for theft, but make it clear no matter what happens, they will commit a new crime after Trump is no longer POTUS for not returning the money.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'd note also arresting the people too for theft, but make it clear no matter what happens, they will commit a new crime after Trump is no longer POTUS for not returning the money.
"Pellets for me, man, pellets for you..."
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"Pellets for me, man, pellets for you..."
My parents took us to cats when I was a teenager, because I loved cats, the animals. The first musical I had ever seen.
The amount of pure seething hatred radiating off of me could have powered NYC.
The amount of pure seething hatred radiating off of me could have powered NYC.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My parents took us to cats when I was a teenager, because I loved cats, the animals. The first musical I had ever seen.
The amount of pure seething hatred radiating off of me could have powered NYC.
The amount of pure seething hatred radiating off of me could have powered NYC.
if you'd rather rue in hell than server in heaven
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
if you'd rather rue in hell than server in heaven
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he was only a major, never made it to kern all
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
he was only a major, never made it to kern all
just watch out for scratching the top of the door
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
just watch out for scratching the top of the door
fuzzy stuff wasn't chocolate kevin
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
fuzzy stuff wasn't chocolate kevin
i think that bingo square i'm afraid of is going to get filled in the next month
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i think that bingo square i'm afraid of is going to get filled in the next month
<stops in middle of attempt to save life by tackling darth>
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
<stops in middle of attempt to save life by tackling darth>
he was too stunned by the coffee cup, looking at it, wondering why it matched his tattoo
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
he was too stunned by the coffee cup, looking at it, wondering why it matched his tattoo
yeah, loved sandman the comic books(though liked Morrison better), really liked sandman season 1, and did not even watch previews for season 2.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
yeah, loved sandman the comic books(though liked Morrison better), really liked sandman season 1, and did not even watch previews for season 2.
is this a neighbor or a haunting?
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
is this a neighbor or a haunting?
i mean, c'mon, everyone knows it is gerry, right?
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i mean, c'mon, everyone knows it is gerry, right?
it has been an awesome day
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it has been an awesome day
no, no, there are *multiple* horrors, both related and not
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
no, no, there are *multiple* horrors, both related and not
weird, just got a post from a dog "Area human still confused about time change. Insists it's dinner time an hour later than it shows on the clock."
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
weird, just got a post from a dog "Area human still confused about time change. Insists it's dinner time an hour later than it shows on the clock."
Put in a year's order just this week. Doing great!
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Put in a year's order just this week. Doing great!