Aaron Paterson
@apaterson77749.bsky.social
Husband - Father - Runner - Engineer - LFC
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I posted this at end of October:
Salah has been a replacement level PL wide player since ramadan.
25 90s
2.4 shots
5 NPG + 4A
Goal involvement 246 mins
0.32 npxg90
0.26 xa90
0.58 npxg90
31% shot accuracy
I will update tomorrow but it will have got worse #lfc
Salah has been a replacement level PL wide player since ramadan.
25 90s
2.4 shots
5 NPG + 4A
Goal involvement 246 mins
0.32 npxg90
0.26 xa90
0.58 npxg90
31% shot accuracy
I will update tomorrow but it will have got worse #lfc
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I posted this at end of October:
Salah has been a replacement level PL wide player since ramadan.
25 90s
2.4 shots
5 NPG + 4A
Goal involvement 246 mins
0.32 npxg90
0.26 xa90
0.58 npxg90
31% shot accuracy
I will update tomorrow but it will have got worse #lfc
Salah has been a replacement level PL wide player since ramadan.
25 90s
2.4 shots
5 NPG + 4A
Goal involvement 246 mins
0.32 npxg90
0.26 xa90
0.58 npxg90
31% shot accuracy
I will update tomorrow but it will have got worse #lfc
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This quote is 10x better if you read it in Trump’s voice
September 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This quote is 10x better if you read it in Trump’s voice
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🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to London 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not proceed with Nicolas Jackson loan after Liam Delap injury
Delap sustained a hamstring injury during Saturday's victory over Fulham.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
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Once again, the only City players who look up for a fight and capable of some defensive resolve are their lawyers.
August 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Once again, the only City players who look up for a fight and capable of some defensive resolve are their lawyers.
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The Bundesliga is giving broadcast rights to a fictional character.
August 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The Bundesliga is giving broadcast rights to a fictional character.
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I don’t remember myself blaming Chelsea when Torres downed tools. I was a wee bit disappointed with the player himself, but I can recall I wondered a lot about my own club, what it did or didn’t do for a well adored player to leave.
Look internally first before pointing fingers.
Look internally first before pointing fingers.
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don’t remember myself blaming Chelsea when Torres downed tools. I was a wee bit disappointed with the player himself, but I can recall I wondered a lot about my own club, what it did or didn’t do for a well adored player to leave.
Look internally first before pointing fingers.
Look internally first before pointing fingers.
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Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
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Chelsea Djurgarden and Fiorentina Betis sound like a Strictly couple who get off with each other
May 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Chelsea Djurgarden and Fiorentina Betis sound like a Strictly couple who get off with each other
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Losing a match after winning a league title is a terrible habit and I hope we do it every season.
May 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Losing a match after winning a league title is a terrible habit and I hope we do it every season.
Make them crumble, reds!
April 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Make them crumble, reds!
@distancecovered.bsky.social @davidlynchlfc.co.uk, your comments on this week's pod about Bournemouth's business over the last two seasons set mini alarm bells ringing for me, then this. Should we be questioning Richard Hughes' credentials a bit here?
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Chris on X: "Fairly big story here: Bournemouth would have breached Premier League PSR had they not been allowed to include a £71m loan write-off from outgoing chairman in their PSR calc An explainer on what happened - and why the PL allowed it - with @Dan_Sheldon_ https://t.co/96Qkg8cP2w" / X
Fairly big story here: Bournemouth would have breached Premier League PSR had they not been allowed to include a £71m loan write-off from outgoing chairman in their PSR calc An explainer on what happened - and why the PL allowed it - with @Dan_Sheldon_ https://t.co/96Qkg8cP2w
x.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@distancecovered.bsky.social @davidlynchlfc.co.uk, your comments on this week's pod about Bournemouth's business over the last two seasons set mini alarm bells ringing for me, then this. Should we be questioning Richard Hughes' credentials a bit here?
x.com/CWeatherspoo...
x.com/CWeatherspoo...
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The insider trading opportunities with these wild swings are terrifying. Luckily there are sensible people in cha—-
April 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The insider trading opportunities with these wild swings are terrifying. Luckily there are sensible people in cha—-
Feeling slightly better today already. We weren't knocked out in controversial circumstances, PSG were just a bit better than us over the two legs. It showed we've got lots to improve, but while we do that we have a cup and a league to win! Up the reds!
March 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Feeling slightly better today already. We weren't knocked out in controversial circumstances, PSG were just a bit better than us over the two legs. It showed we've got lots to improve, but while we do that we have a cup and a league to win! Up the reds!
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It feels a bit ‘Atleti in 2020’ for champions elect Liverpool, albeit not as dominant as in that game.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It feels a bit ‘Atleti in 2020’ for champions elect Liverpool, albeit not as dominant as in that game.
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Quite a leap to “we were going bust by Christmas” to “new £1bn stadium” the very next morning.
March 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Quite a leap to “we were going bust by Christmas” to “new £1bn stadium” the very next morning.
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"No Jim, I said I wanted to make our football more intense, not....."
a man covering his mouth with his hand while sitting in a blue chair with a dazn logo on the corner
ALT: a man covering his mouth with his hand while sitting in a blue chair with a dazn logo on the corner
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"No Jim, I said I wanted to make our football more intense, not....."
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Just seen this, which I also like.
March 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Just seen this, which I also like.
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Jacquie Ovalle is not of this world.
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Jacquie Ovalle is not of this world.
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Zelsnky said " no" Vance and Trump threw a hissy fit on a world stage.
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Zelsnky said " no" Vance and Trump threw a hissy fit on a world stage.
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It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them.
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them.
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
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We’re just normal men.
(This must’ve been done 10,000 times already)
(This must’ve been done 10,000 times already)
February 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We’re just normal men.
(This must’ve been done 10,000 times already)
(This must’ve been done 10,000 times already)
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Me when they recast Captain Birdseye to make him sexy
February 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Me when they recast Captain Birdseye to make him sexy
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Salah could do a Rubik's cube with the outside of that foot
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Salah could do a Rubik's cube with the outside of that foot
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I have a new favourite chart.
February 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I have a new favourite chart.