Noc
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Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
In the U21s vs Southampton.
Amara Nallo was sent off.
Again.
🤣
Again.
🤣
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
In the U21s vs Southampton.
Amara Nallo was sent off.
Again.
🤣
Again.
🤣
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Amara Nallo was sent off.
Again.
🤣
Again.
🤣
Goodness me, Barclays are so bad this season.
95% of the games are bore fests.
95% of the games are bore fests.
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Goodness me, Barclays are so bad this season.
95% of the games are bore fests.
95% of the games are bore fests.
Wharton & then Wirtz.
Super Sunday.
Super Sunday.
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Wharton & then Wirtz.
Super Sunday.
Super Sunday.
Seen excerpts from Northcroft’s piece on Slot. There’ll be hot takes & there’ll be debates. Valid to some, PR-angled to the others.
Personally, if supporting a football club means we always have to consider all angles & explore every possible reason, I might as well head back to work.
Personally, if supporting a football club means we always have to consider all angles & explore every possible reason, I might as well head back to work.
February 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Seen excerpts from Northcroft’s piece on Slot. There’ll be hot takes & there’ll be debates. Valid to some, PR-angled to the others.
Personally, if supporting a football club means we always have to consider all angles & explore every possible reason, I might as well head back to work.
Personally, if supporting a football club means we always have to consider all angles & explore every possible reason, I might as well head back to work.
Former Rafa’s stalwart.
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Former Rafa’s stalwart.
Hahahha
“Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling.”
“Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling.”
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Hahahha
“Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling.”
“Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling.”
He really should mention PSG & small margins. That’ll save him.
—-
🚨 Eddie Howe:
🗣️ “There’s a harsh reality for me. I need to think long and hard about me. I need to work better and do more, work out solutions. I need to take full responsibility for what you see on the pitch.
—-
🚨 Eddie Howe:
🗣️ “There’s a harsh reality for me. I need to think long and hard about me. I need to work better and do more, work out solutions. I need to take full responsibility for what you see on the pitch.
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
He really should mention PSG & small margins. That’ll save him.
—-
🚨 Eddie Howe:
🗣️ “There’s a harsh reality for me. I need to think long and hard about me. I need to work better and do more, work out solutions. I need to take full responsibility for what you see on the pitch.
—-
🚨 Eddie Howe:
🗣️ “There’s a harsh reality for me. I need to think long and hard about me. I need to work better and do more, work out solutions. I need to take full responsibility for what you see on the pitch.
“Serious” according to the Rennes manager.
Shoulder injury it seems.
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
“Serious” according to the Rennes manager.
Double boooooooo.
They’re going to boo when the whistle blows.
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Double boooooooo.
Everyone:
A must win tomorrow.
A must win tomorrow.
February 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Everyone:
A must win tomorrow.
A must win tomorrow.
Probably 1 win in 9.
I’m curious what Newcastle fans think of Eddie Howe these days.
1 win in their last 8 excluding today’s game.
1 win in their last 8 excluding today’s game.
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Probably 1 win in 9.
Brentford not winning keeps them a little further away from us.
Imagine having to say that. 😢
Imagine having to say that. 😢
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Brentford not winning keeps them a little further away from us.
Imagine having to say that. 😢
Imagine having to say that. 😢
Unfortunate but a clear penalty without needing that long a check.
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Unfortunate but a clear penalty without needing that long a check.
Bayern Space was at Anfield.
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Florian Wirtz's parents Hans-Joachim and Karin were in the stands during Liverpool vs Newcastle, as they often attend matches at Anfield and before his father left the players lounge, he joked to one young supporter that the goal would cost him "five euros."
Joyce.
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Florian Wirtz's parents Hans-Joachim and Karin were in the stands during Liverpool vs Newcastle, as they often attend matches at Anfield and before his father left the players lounge, he joked to one young supporter that the goal would cost him "five euros."
Joyce.
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Bayern Space was at Anfield.
—-
Florian Wirtz's parents Hans-Joachim and Karin were in the stands during Liverpool vs Newcastle, as they often attend matches at Anfield and before his father left the players lounge, he joked to one young supporter that the goal would cost him "five euros."
Joyce.
—-
Florian Wirtz's parents Hans-Joachim and Karin were in the stands during Liverpool vs Newcastle, as they often attend matches at Anfield and before his father left the players lounge, he joked to one young supporter that the goal would cost him "five euros."
Joyce.
Who genuinely reckons we beat City tomorrow?
I do, ya know.
I do, ya know.
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Who genuinely reckons we beat City tomorrow?
I do, ya know.
I do, ya know.
They’re going to boo when the whistle blows.
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
They’re going to boo when the whistle blows.
What’s the French word for Oh Shit!
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
What’s the French word for Oh Shit!
I’m not sure about the much talked about Kayode, who seems to add very little to their attacks.
He’s not that quick too, is he?
He’s not that quick too, is he?
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I’m not sure about the much talked about Kayode, who seems to add very little to their attacks.
He’s not that quick too, is he?
He’s not that quick too, is he?
I’m curious what Newcastle fans think of Eddie Howe these days.
1 win in their last 8 excluding today’s game.
1 win in their last 8 excluding today’s game.
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I’m curious what Newcastle fans think of Eddie Howe these days.
1 win in their last 8 excluding today’s game.
1 win in their last 8 excluding today’s game.
The football without Liverpool bores me.
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The football without Liverpool bores me.
Villa have lost their intensity but Bournemouth are a real mess in attack.
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Villa have lost their intensity but Bournemouth are a real mess in attack.
We’re going to be in a bit of a bother if we don’t win tomorrow, if current results stand.
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We’re going to be in a bit of a bother if we don’t win tomorrow, if current results stand.
Our rivals all winning 😢
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Our rivals all winning 😢