Cartel Noc
@nocturnalibpool.bsky.social
#LFC #YNWA
Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
Irish Liverpool fans mocking Szoboszlai can fuck off.
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Irish Liverpool fans mocking Szoboszlai can fuck off.
What’s the drama over Jude Bellingham?
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What’s the drama over Jude Bellingham?
Randomly recalling peak Jurgen Klopp Liverpool’s counter pressing & poetic football.
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Randomly recalling peak Jurgen Klopp Liverpool’s counter pressing & poetic football.
Hungary v Ireland early game.
Oof.
Oof.
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Hungary v Ireland early game.
Oof.
Oof.
Peeps still quoting DaveOwhatever as a transfer source.
marge simpson from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .
ALT: marge simpson from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Peeps still quoting DaveOwhatever as a transfer source.
Corrupt. Inept. Fraternized.
NEW: Virgil van Dijk goal SHOULD have stood – Premier League panel rules error #lfc
Van Dijk goal SHOULD have stood - Premier League panel rules error
Liverpool's equaliser was wrongly disallowed.
www.thisisanfield.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Corrupt. Inept. Fraternized.
😂 They’re top of La Liga & only 1 win behind the league leader in Europe.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
😂 They’re top of La Liga & only 1 win behind the league leader in Europe.
Woke up remembering Wirtzy should have had 4 goals & 10 assists already, if his team mates were any good.
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Woke up remembering Wirtzy should have had 4 goals & 10 assists already, if his team mates were any good.
Love those shouts for us to play 352.
We definitely have an abundance of centrebacks.
We definitely have an abundance of centrebacks.
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Love those shouts for us to play 352.
We definitely have an abundance of centrebacks.
We definitely have an abundance of centrebacks.
Sounds like “I’ve no idea what to do when it doesn’t suit us & neither do the players.”
Also said on Friday that City have been playing the same way (they haven’t!!!!).
——-
Arne:
“It is easy for players to win their duels if the gameplan and tactics are working like they did against Villa and
Also said on Friday that City have been playing the same way (they haven’t!!!!).
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Arne:
“It is easy for players to win their duels if the gameplan and tactics are working like they did against Villa and
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sounds like “I’ve no idea what to do when it doesn’t suit us & neither do the players.”
Also said on Friday that City have been playing the same way (they haven’t!!!!).
——-
Arne:
“It is easy for players to win their duels if the gameplan and tactics are working like they did against Villa and
Also said on Friday that City have been playing the same way (they haven’t!!!!).
——-
Arne:
“It is easy for players to win their duels if the gameplan and tactics are working like they did against Villa and
Two things Guardiola will never shift away from.
1. Having control of the middle of the park. He’s publicly swore by it.
2. Runs & balls put behind the def line.
1. Having control of the middle of the park. He’s publicly swore by it.
2. Runs & balls put behind the def line.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Two things Guardiola will never shift away from.
1. Having control of the middle of the park. He’s publicly swore by it.
2. Runs & balls put behind the def line.
1. Having control of the middle of the park. He’s publicly swore by it.
2. Runs & balls put behind the def line.
It does take a long thread but that won’t be enough to thoroughly talk about playing issues our beloved club is having.
I concur with a few points.
1. I don’t like to talk much about officials.
2. Crazy as it sounds, but I’ve long said Grav isn’t a 6. He has outstanding moments but he doesn’t
I concur with a few points.
1. I don’t like to talk much about officials.
2. Crazy as it sounds, but I’ve long said Grav isn’t a 6. He has outstanding moments but he doesn’t
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It does take a long thread but that won’t be enough to thoroughly talk about playing issues our beloved club is having.
I concur with a few points.
1. I don’t like to talk much about officials.
2. Crazy as it sounds, but I’ve long said Grav isn’t a 6. He has outstanding moments but he doesn’t
I concur with a few points.
1. I don’t like to talk much about officials.
2. Crazy as it sounds, but I’ve long said Grav isn’t a 6. He has outstanding moments but he doesn’t
Hasn’t aged well. Basically set the team up as per the previous two.
Slot:
“We know the challenge … we didn’t pay attention, more attention than to any other game. I didn’t see the game [Sun v Ars] at all bcos I was still analysing City one more time for the 250th time probably this week…”
Slot:
“We know the challenge … we didn’t pay attention, more attention than to any other game. I didn’t see the game [Sun v Ars] at all bcos I was still analysing City one more time for the 250th time probably this week…”
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hasn’t aged well. Basically set the team up as per the previous two.
Slot:
“We know the challenge … we didn’t pay attention, more attention than to any other game. I didn’t see the game [Sun v Ars] at all bcos I was still analysing City one more time for the 250th time probably this week…”
Slot:
“We know the challenge … we didn’t pay attention, more attention than to any other game. I didn’t see the game [Sun v Ars] at all bcos I was still analysing City one more time for the 250th time probably this week…”
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Wow. It's slightly worse. 14-2-12. 42.9% loss rate.
“Liverpool have lost 40% of their games since exiting last season’s champions league.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wow. It's slightly worse. 14-2-12. 42.9% loss rate.
I watched how Xabi build a record breaking team by first serving Wirtz via giving him the ball & have the players constantly moving, who in turned served the team by feeding them.
We don’t see a lot of that, nor having him as the fulcrum nor having players making runs.
We’re wasting him.
We don’t see a lot of that, nor having him as the fulcrum nor having players making runs.
We’re wasting him.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I watched how Xabi build a record breaking team by first serving Wirtz via giving him the ball & have the players constantly moving, who in turned served the team by feeding them.
We don’t see a lot of that, nor having him as the fulcrum nor having players making runs.
We’re wasting him.
We don’t see a lot of that, nor having him as the fulcrum nor having players making runs.
We’re wasting him.
“Liverpool have lost 40% of their games since exiting last season’s champions league.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Liverpool have lost 40% of their games since exiting last season’s champions league.”
Decisions since start of season have cumulative effect & consequences.
Way too much ground to recover from, & that’s assuming he can actually crack it.
Way too much ground to recover from, & that’s assuming he can actually crack it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Decisions since start of season have cumulative effect & consequences.
Way too much ground to recover from, & that’s assuming he can actually crack it.
Way too much ground to recover from, & that’s assuming he can actually crack it.
You can argue the it’s absurd to talk about the head coach but it’d be even more absurd if we can’t even entertain discourse around him after 5 league defeats in the last 6.
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You can argue the it’s absurd to talk about the head coach but it’d be even more absurd if we can’t even entertain discourse around him after 5 league defeats in the last 6.
When your wide players can’t beat a man (anymore), the use of fullbacks & them being good at it are so so critical.
Alas…..
Alas…..
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When your wide players can’t beat a man (anymore), the use of fullbacks & them being good at it are so so critical.
Alas…..
Alas…..
Pains me to say this but the suits will take the offer if the Saudis come in for Mo.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Pains me to say this but the suits will take the offer if the Saudis come in for Mo.
Not much the head couch can do on one end of the scale to not much the head coach knows what to do on the other.
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Not much the head couch can do on one end of the scale to not much the head coach knows what to do on the other.
That’s an outstanding goal but who is this Doku?
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
That’s an outstanding goal but who is this Doku?
You can blame “bad luck” but not being near or quick enough to block crosses & shots are problems repeating themselves.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You can blame “bad luck” but not being near or quick enough to block crosses & shots are problems repeating themselves.
I can’t tell you who my source is but I can reveal that Szoboszlai is going to score a creamer later today.
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I can’t tell you who my source is but I can reveal that Szoboszlai is going to score a creamer later today.