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Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
Slot has gone from being really good with his words to having to explain himself every week for what he previously said.
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Slot has gone from being really good with his words to having to explain himself every week for what he previously said.
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Donald Trump, in what appears to be a stunning moment of honesty and self-reflection:
"I went over to Davos. They invited me. And when I left, they said: that may have been the stupidest invitation we ever gave to somebody.”
Donald Trump, in what appears to be a stunning moment of honesty and self-reflection:
"I went over to Davos. They invited me. And when I left, they said: that may have been the stupidest invitation we ever gave to somebody.”
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Donald Trump, in what appears to be a stunning moment of honesty and self-reflection:
"I went over to Davos. They invited me. And when I left, they said: that may have been the stupidest invitation we ever gave to somebody.”
Donald Trump, in what appears to be a stunning moment of honesty and self-reflection:
"I went over to Davos. They invited me. And when I left, they said: that may have been the stupidest invitation we ever gave to somebody.”
Is it that hard for Arne Slot to say along the lines of Curtis being an important player bcos he is goddamn good & worth a billion pounds?
February 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Is it that hard for Arne Slot to say along the lines of Curtis being an important player bcos he is goddamn good & worth a billion pounds?
Watched PITT & the first thing that struck me was that only one of the doctors wore specs.
That’s a massive oversight.
That’s a massive oversight.
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Watched PITT & the first thing that struck me was that only one of the doctors wore specs.
That’s a massive oversight.
That’s a massive oversight.
Piers Morgan really said this Arsenal side has man for man the best squad in club football history.
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Piers Morgan really said this Arsenal side has man for man the best squad in club football history.
People like to throw the line “higher ceiling” & I always wonder what they based that on.
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
People like to throw the line “higher ceiling” & I always wonder what they based that on.
In no way do I want him to be but just clocked that if it was any other manager being so repeatedly outspoken on the genocide stuff, he’d have been given a lengthy ban.
Guardiola deserves applause if I’m honest.
Guardiola deserves applause if I’m honest.
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
In no way do I want him to be but just clocked that if it was any other manager being so repeatedly outspoken on the genocide stuff, he’d have been given a lengthy ban.
Guardiola deserves applause if I’m honest.
Guardiola deserves applause if I’m honest.
Nicked: Piece on JJ.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Nicked: Piece on JJ.
🏥 𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗨𝗥𝗬 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 - @BenDinnery: Conor Bradley suffered bone damage as well as ligament damage in the injury he picked up against Arsenal last month.
His recovery could extend into the early part of 2027.
His recovery could extend into the early part of 2027.
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
🏥 𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗨𝗥𝗬 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 - @BenDinnery: Conor Bradley suffered bone damage as well as ligament damage in the injury he picked up against Arsenal last month.
His recovery could extend into the early part of 2027.
His recovery could extend into the early part of 2027.
[🟢] NEW: Ancelotti, when he was in charge of Real Madrid, asked for Mac Allister.
Although no deal was ever fully explored, Madrid received positive feedback from those around him.
[@MarioCortegana]
Although no deal was ever fully explored, Madrid received positive feedback from those around him.
[@MarioCortegana]
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
[🟢] NEW: Ancelotti, when he was in charge of Real Madrid, asked for Mac Allister.
Although no deal was ever fully explored, Madrid received positive feedback from those around him.
[@MarioCortegana]
Although no deal was ever fully explored, Madrid received positive feedback from those around him.
[@MarioCortegana]
A Chinese investment fund said that the Beijing government imposed a ban on new investments in Israel.
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
A Chinese investment fund said that the Beijing government imposed a ban on new investments in Israel.
Teams give Arsenal too much respect. Their attacking trio is nothing to be shitting yourselves over.
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Teams give Arsenal too much respect. Their attacking trio is nothing to be shitting yourselves over.
Delap deployed wide right.
Rosenior might be a fraud.
Rosenior might be a fraud.
February 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Delap deployed wide right.
Rosenior might be a fraud.
Rosenior might be a fraud.
Arsenal - City final.
Arteta might win at least a double this season. 🤮
Arteta might win at least a double this season. 🤮
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Arsenal - City final.
Arteta might win at least a double this season. 🤮
Arteta might win at least a double this season. 🤮
Rosenior looking like he’s still got a PowerPoint to do.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Rosenior looking like he’s still got a PowerPoint to do.
Such a boring game.
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Such a boring game.
So the plan is don’t concede & then go for it from min 60.
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
So the plan is don’t concede & then go for it from min 60.
Skip letting his hair down, literally.
Such a vanity post. 😊
Such a vanity post. 😊
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Skip letting his hair down, literally.
Such a vanity post. 😊
Such a vanity post. 😊
They need Palmer on.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
They need Palmer on.
Delap isn’t going to score from wide right is he? Not the best use of him.
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Delap isn’t going to score from wide right is he? Not the best use of him.