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Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering.
Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
L’Équipe understands that Jérémy Jacquet may require surgery on his shoulder, which could compromise the end of his season @lequipe
L’Équipe understands that Jérémy Jacquet may require surgery on his shoulder, which could compromise the end of his season @lequipe
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
L’Équipe understands that Jérémy Jacquet may require surgery on his shoulder, which could compromise the end of his season @lequipe
L’Équipe understands that Jérémy Jacquet may require surgery on his shoulder, which could compromise the end of his season @lequipe
The people who insist the Szobo red card was right bcos it’s the law of the game are the kind who wait at pedestrian crossings 3am on an empty street.
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The people who insist the Szobo red card was right bcos it’s the law of the game are the kind who wait at pedestrian crossings 3am on an empty street.
We need a left back.
Maybe a right back.
Definitely midfielder(s).
Two wide attackers.
Bonkers really.
Maybe a right back.
Definitely midfielder(s).
Two wide attackers.
Bonkers really.
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
We need a left back.
Maybe a right back.
Definitely midfielder(s).
Two wide attackers.
Bonkers really.
Maybe a right back.
Definitely midfielder(s).
Two wide attackers.
Bonkers really.
Roundtable Episode 2.
Edward's will be telling everyone the data says we are higher.
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Roundtable Episode 2.
I’m curious whether you have this in your country but where I’m based now, the map apps count down the number of seconds left for traffic lights AND walking route you can take to avoid direct sunlight.
Still blows my mind.
Still blows my mind.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I’m curious whether you have this in your country but where I’m based now, the map apps count down the number of seconds left for traffic lights AND walking route you can take to avoid direct sunlight.
Still blows my mind.
Still blows my mind.
Have more fun watching the GPS tracking of my shopping parcels.
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Have more fun watching the GPS tracking of my shopping parcels.
Haven’t seen the replay yet but did Ali need to go up, & was it necessary for him to remain there for what felt like minutes? 🤷♂️
February 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Haven’t seen the replay yet but did Ali need to go up, & was it necessary for him to remain there for what felt like minutes? 🤷♂️
If we’re generous, we basically played with a positive purpose for 1/3 of the game. Rest of it we’re in the passive cowardly shell.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If we’re generous, we basically played with a positive purpose for 1/3 of the game. Rest of it we’re in the passive cowardly shell.
These match officials will meet at their fraternity joint & do a mass jerk off while watching their decisions on screen.
Gang of corrupt fuckards.
Gang of corrupt fuckards.
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
These match officials will meet at their fraternity joint & do a mass jerk off while watching their decisions on screen.
Gang of corrupt fuckards.
Gang of corrupt fuckards.
One win in seven league games.
Can’t wait for Edwards to commission another round of propaganda campaign.
“Make sure you take a little dig at Jurgen Klopp btw.”
Can’t wait for Edwards to commission another round of propaganda campaign.
“Make sure you take a little dig at Jurgen Klopp btw.”
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
One win in seven league games.
Can’t wait for Edwards to commission another round of propaganda campaign.
“Make sure you take a little dig at Jurgen Klopp btw.”
Can’t wait for Edwards to commission another round of propaganda campaign.
“Make sure you take a little dig at Jurgen Klopp btw.”
Got a red card for preventing a goalscoring opportunity is fair, except that the ball did actually fucking go in.
Game is so fucking gone.
Game is so fucking gone.
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Got a red card for preventing a goalscoring opportunity is fair, except that the ball did actually fucking go in.
Game is so fucking gone.
Game is so fucking gone.
Remember when we’re fit enough for heavy metal from start to finish, hunting for the ball in the 95th min despite 5-0 up? Now we can barely stay focused for one half.
It’s all in the training. Disagree with the mirror.
It’s all in the training. Disagree with the mirror.
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Remember when we’re fit enough for heavy metal from start to finish, hunting for the ball in the 95th min despite 5-0 up? Now we can barely stay focused for one half.
It’s all in the training. Disagree with the mirror.
It’s all in the training. Disagree with the mirror.
Go slow in the first half & try to win it in the second just isn’t the kind of game I want at Anfield, esp when we’re desperate for points.
Yeah, I’m an entitled online fan if it pleases you.
Yeah, I’m an entitled online fan if it pleases you.
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Go slow in the first half & try to win it in the second just isn’t the kind of game I want at Anfield, esp when we’re desperate for points.
Yeah, I’m an entitled online fan if it pleases you.
Yeah, I’m an entitled online fan if it pleases you.
15 games to go which we need 30 points from.
I’ll be looking at blocks of 3 games & we need 6 points per block.
Vs Newcastle (H) ✅
Vs City (H) ❌
Vs Sunderland (A)
We pray.
I’ll be looking at blocks of 3 games & we need 6 points per block.
Vs Newcastle (H) ✅
Vs City (H) ❌
Vs Sunderland (A)
We pray.
15 games to go which we need 30 points from.
I’ll be looking at blocks of 3 games & we need 6 points per block.
Vs Newcastle (H) ✅
Vs City (H)
Vs Sunderland (A)
We pray.
I’ll be looking at blocks of 3 games & we need 6 points per block.
Vs Newcastle (H) ✅
Vs City (H)
Vs Sunderland (A)
We pray.
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
15 games to go which we need 30 points from.
I’ll be looking at blocks of 3 games & we need 6 points per block.
Vs Newcastle (H) ✅
Vs City (H) ❌
Vs Sunderland (A)
We pray.
I’ll be looking at blocks of 3 games & we need 6 points per block.
Vs Newcastle (H) ✅
Vs City (H) ❌
Vs Sunderland (A)
We pray.
Liverpool have got no right back but we’re gonna win the European Cup. 🎶
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Liverpool have got no right back but we’re gonna win the European Cup. 🎶
At least it’s exciting.
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
At least it’s exciting.
You’re right. You can’t fault the head coach for Ali’s brain fart. The same way he shouldn’t get any credit for Szobo’s rocket.
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
You’re right. You can’t fault the head coach for Ali’s brain fart. The same way he shouldn’t get any credit for Szobo’s rocket.
Something bad happens whenever we sing the Liverbird song.
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Something bad happens whenever we sing the Liverbird song.
“No one wants to be fucking patient anymore” should explain this performance I guess.
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
“No one wants to be fucking patient anymore” should explain this performance I guess.
I’ll put Curtis on to keep the ball & some pass & move.
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I’ll put Curtis on to keep the ball & some pass & move.
Not enough courage to increase tempo & take more risks.
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Not enough courage to increase tempo & take more risks.
Once the ball goes back to Al, we’ve no clue how to build up bcos our two CMs basically stand still.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Once the ball goes back to Al, we’ve no clue how to build up bcos our two CMs basically stand still.
Pep miss Jurgen so badly you can tell there’s no spark in his eyes when he hug Arne.
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Pep miss Jurgen so badly you can tell there’s no spark in his eyes when he hug Arne.