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Aaron Birks
@aojbirks.bsky.social
Creative neurone cluster with delusions of sanity. Words, pictures and pixels wrangled for money.
Plays many instruments and occasionally wins.
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If you get fat after giving up your gym membership, the gym isn't punishing you.

Because you chose to quit, you don't get to use the gym equipment or take fitness classes.

It's the same with Brexit. The EU didn't punish us for leaving. We surrendered the benefits of membership.
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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holy shit lmao
July 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
#BloomScrolling
Because life needs beauty and colour.
July 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A reminder that Mr Jarman saw the future before anyone else...
JUBILEE (Jarman, 1978)

"This is the generation who grew up and forgot to lead their lives... They were so busy watching my endless movie..."
July 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Amazing correction in the Telegraph.
June 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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basically if you do not have an extremely resilient sense of self/theory of mind and a strong willingness to repeatedly impose behavioral rules on the agent, extended interaction with the free tier of chatgpt is designed to make you psychotic. its psycho-affectively akin to licking a car battery
June 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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The amount of space this particular strip occupies in my mind and has since I was a kid is hard to convey.
May 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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this is not an exaggeration
May 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Pure Milligan...
The British military is sending Ukrainian forces “Ikea-style” flat-packed decoys that look like air defence systems and tanks to trick the Russians into hitting fake targets, it can be revealed
UK sends flat-packed decoys to Ukraine in bid to confuse Russian forces
www.thetimes.com
May 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Still waiting for Farage-mesmerised BBC to devote more than passing sentence to fact that Greens have more councillors than Reform and that Ed Davey's Lib Dems have all bit wiped out the Tories in their traditional shire heartlands....
May 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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My really out there theory is a lot of today's plastic surgery trends, particularly the popular face modifications, are the direct result of the average lens length of phone cameras being wider than the human eye's focal length, literally warping our perspective of our own faces 🫠🫠🫠
April 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.

Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same

Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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So the reason Norfolk Island copped a dramatically higher tariff than the rest of Australia is two shipments of Timbaland boots from the Bahamas and some aquarium supplies from the UK that had their point of origin mislabeled or misrecorded.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
April 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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We should stop using, "he has a point" when we actually mean, "somewhere in that incoherent ramble full of insane demands and wild allegations was something that could be a legitimate grievance if expressed completely differently by a mature and emotionally stable adult."
April 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?

i went to the pit for y'all and brought back the screenshots with alt text
April 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country

"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
April 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Search the LibGen database here, and peer inside a pirated library of millions of books and research papers used by Meta and others:
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
March 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Why? This comes to mind….

www.mediamatters.org/google/right...
March 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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After breaking into the US Institute of Peace (USIP) Monday, DOGE members immediately got to work taking down signs to erase the independent agency.

Photos taken yesterday shared directly with me:
March 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I had to compose myself before posting—because this breaks a part of my soul.

If you’re a contractor with a segregation policy, say it loud—so non-white dollars don’t fund your business. It won’t go how you think.

And if anyone uncovers businesses doing this, put them on blast.
#NAACP #BlackSky
March 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Sent to USAID essential personnel this morning
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Is Social Media addictive or does it have a different affect on our bodies?

“relative to the news reading condition, scrolling away on Instagram led to a marked slowing of participants’ heart rate while, at the same time, increasing their sweating response”.

theconversation.com/how-our-bodi...
How our bodies react when we use social media – and when we stop
New research shows withdrawal-like reactions when people are asked to stop using Instagram – but these may not reflect an addiction.
theconversation.com
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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NEWS: The USAID official put on leave for disseminating two memos about Rubio's failure to push through life-saving foreign aid was in the process of writing a THIRD memo when fired. We obtained it. It's far more alarming than the first two.

www.thebulwark.com/p/what-a-wee...
March 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Front page of every single UK newspaper today. Generative AI is theft.
February 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM