Ryan
@anyfreshfry.bsky.social
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@jasonsheridan.bsky.social, I found your happy place: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6km...
Sunrise at Islands of Adventure’s Port of Entry | Universal Vibes
YouTube video by Universal Orlando Resort
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November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@jasonsheridan.bsky.social, I found your happy place: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6km...
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
I started reading a book about encryption, but it was really hard to get into.
i'm reading a book about molecules and I'm bonding with it
i'm reading a book about photons. it's a light read.
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I started reading a book about encryption, but it was really hard to get into.
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DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
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The Sugarcubes are great because whenever I listen to a Bjork song I always wish some random guy was shouting over her
August 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Sugarcubes are great because whenever I listen to a Bjork song I always wish some random guy was shouting over her
Did you check carousel 9? Sometimes it comes out over there.
JUST IN: Court loses evidence from American Airlines v. Skiplagged trial. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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July 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Did you check carousel 9? Sometimes it comes out over there.
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ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
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Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
January 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
An S.E.A. Historian named Ira Member
An S.E.A. Botanist named Beau Tanical
May 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
An S.E.A. Historian named Ira Member
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sadly the media never reports on the overwhelming majority of white lotus guests who have perfectly normal vacation experiences
April 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
sadly the media never reports on the overwhelming majority of white lotus guests who have perfectly normal vacation experiences
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Oh, I think they'll get it.
I’m headed to Berlin next week to spend a month reporting on Germany. Any advice on how to explain America in 2025?
April 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh, I think they'll get it.
I would hate to be the sales guy at Spam, I bet nobody ever answers his calls.
April 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I would hate to be the sales guy at Spam, I bet nobody ever answers his calls.
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@brightsunfilms.bsky.social this feels like another documentary up your alley: collider.com/secret-mall-...
A Group of Friends Hide in Plain Sight in Their ‘Secret Mall Apartment’ in New Trailer
The documentary depicts friends who live in a bustling mall for years. Watch the trailer now.
collider.com
February 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@brightsunfilms.bsky.social this feels like another documentary up your alley: collider.com/secret-mall-...
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If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
Finally a scientific reason why the days feel so long now...
February 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Finally a scientific reason why the days feel so long now...
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
Thanks Yelp, really dialed in on the needs of San Diego
February 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Thanks Yelp, really dialed in on the needs of San Diego
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ninja has to be the most fun brand to work for if your job is naming products. yeah this is the CRUNCHi Portable Air Fry Solution. Put the NeverStick Pro SnapBasket in the SMARTi FryVault Deluxe. then activate Tornado Mode
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ninja has to be the most fun brand to work for if your job is naming products. yeah this is the CRUNCHi Portable Air Fry Solution. Put the NeverStick Pro SnapBasket in the SMARTi FryVault Deluxe. then activate Tornado Mode
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.