ANTIFAldo
antifaldo.bsky.social
ANTIFAldo
@antifaldo.bsky.social
Golf. Arkansas football nihilism. Cutco knives.
Certainly, Coach Petrino will be able to fix these issues once he’s out on the recrui-
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
even a crashing train has a destination
Hogs have lost 8 in a row and Tess said we’re pushing through the finish line of the season, which is technically true according to Newton
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we are LOSING our RECIPES
getting very mad watching that 3rd down defense from mizzou. double mug pressure and the defensive end crashes down inside instead of setting the edge. be an adult. do your job. you've got everyone inside, the one thing you can't allow is someone bouncing it outside!
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
M.EA.U.X.D.O.K.
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Game of Thrones fans midway through Season 8:
who knows, maybe those two terrible writers will work this thing out
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Hugh Freeze, DMing journalists
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
after the last 48 hours of news/rumor/scuttlebutt, I’m just hoping that Pat Fitzgerald and Jon Gruden are in these Epstein emails somewhere
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Ah, yes, Ralph Waite from “Bones”
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
DeBoer: grindset memes
Petrino: not allowed smartphone due to court order
Freeze: not allowed smartphone due to family court order
[nobody has the Florida interim’s number]
Smart: 👍 to every text
Stoops: sends 👍 emoji to every text
Kelly: just keeps sending a link to a legal hold notice?
someone leak the texts please i am begging
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
it’s like The Godfather but it’s set to Benny Hill music
i’m excited that a bunch of deranged college football programs are doing coaching searches at the same time
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“And when you looked down and saw that there was only one set of footprints in the sand? That was me, Trent Dilfer, making sure that at least *someone* was committing a series of preventable errors that kept a team from winning the game.”
Memphis needed a TD to keep their undefeated season alive, got down to the 1-yard line, and committed two false starts and a delay of game

UAB wins the first game post-Dilfer
October 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If you don’t think college football is one of the most beautiful things in the world, that’s a you problem and I can’t help you.
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
To be clear, it was wise to give Petrino enough rope to hang himself.
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
folks I call him Parch Manning cause this offense is going through a dry spell
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
as was predicted by the sacred texts
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“Please let us win the Texas game this year”
October 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
October 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“Do Your Job,” only your job is being a Get Right Game for everyone else in the ACC
October 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
you gone head and beat that commuter school, coach Abell
September 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Jon Sumrall I will escort Sam down to his retirement lakehouse mySELF
Please rid me of this entire coaching staff at the earliest possible date
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Taylen Green is great at keep fakes because I, too, would hesitate as a defender if I thought that big lumbering Ent still had the football
September 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
a defensive coordinator who has never once see the opposing team run triple on film, right after the QB scampers for 17 on the opening drive
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the power of ONE Tyler Childers song
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM