he says with love and respect

the trick is, never to tell someone with your culinary predilections how and what to eat.

just gotta pass you on the desolate road, give a wave, and keep on moving without speaking.

I mean, fuck that guy and all, but I’m not going to open this app during a major and read three posts about golf over the course of the fourth round

I mean, I’m still gonna tweet. I just mute and block more than I used to.

And never use the algorithmic feed, not even once.

while true, it’s something I only encounter if I negligently scroll through the “For You” tab

Coach Abell’s got them boys executing, GATA

this is, of course, wrong in part. Vandy’s going to the playoff. You can turn chicken shit into chicken salad.

Big roux

the Onyx of football teams

died as he lived

got that Panera “You Pick 2” special

Heupel: broken GIFs because bad WiFi
Elko: never responds, reads every text through reading glasses on tip of nose
Sark: “Guys, let’s be adults here.”
Lea: food guy (just chicken breast photos)

Kiffin: *the best photoshops you’ve ever seen*
Lebby (January-August): Will Ferrell cowbell GIF
Lebby (September-December): silence
Drinkwitz: profanity
Venables: replies “🥩” to every Clark Lea text
Beamer: on 4th phone this year, spiked the last 3 against wall, “whose numbers are which ones again?”