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Tay
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🚀Houston does not have a problem!🚀

🍊⭐️ ASTROS ALWAYS ⭐️ 🍊

💜 METS SOMETIMES 💜

It will always be Minute Maid Park 🍊

Also: giant dogs, unions, nature pics, legos, butterflies, sci-fi, throwing Nazis out of airlocks.
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Welcome home! Now time to deploy to Chicago to kidnap a roofer
This Navy Officer coming home to surprise his family at the Phillies game has us in tears 🥹
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Scotland’s signs are delivering. Y’all understood the assignment. 😂
July 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I don’t know, I just don’t think we should be making decisions with geopolitical implications that could result in millions of deaths and catastrophic damage based on a passage in Genesis.
June 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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There have been young douchebros around my entire life. It’s just that until recently there wasn’t an industry telling them that they were entitled to be douchebros without anyone calling them douchebros.
I have never seen any example of the left "hating" young men that doesn't distill to "refusal to coddle them/insistence on treating them like adults with agency."
May 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Omg, 😍.

“This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.”

owlsintowels.org
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Now we need to figure out why they only have one brain cell.
Orange You Glad We Finally Figured Out Why Some Cats Are Ginger
New research identifies a unique mutation found only in cats that explains their orangeness.
gizmodo.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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hear me out

what if we *neither* unconstitutionally accepted jets from a foreign nation *nor* kept throwing the jets we already have in the ocean?
May 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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La importancia de usar comas.
May 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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We didn't lose to the White sox in 2005. We lost to God.
May 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.

Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And the goose is off!!

#Cubs #Giants #WrigleyField
May 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Goose chillin’ on the field at Wrigley

#Cubs #Giants #WrigleyField
May 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I hear by declare 16,000,000% teriff on any songs that mention the girl from Ipanema, thank you for your attention to this matter.
May 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Lance McCullers Jr.'s first major-league start in 915 days: 3.2 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 3 BB, 4 K, 87 pitches, 51 strikes, 38 swings, 22 foul balls, 6 whiffs.
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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the people yearn for freezer thin mints
May 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”
April 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Suck it, cupcake
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Congrats to Canada, truly!!!
April 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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April 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s not the time to be bringing back HELL ANTS
April 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM