Blueberry
@anonblueberry.bsky.social
39. they/them. queer. UK.
fandom, pets and nonsense.
fandom, pets and nonsense.
I don't know what Jazz is doing in the kitchen, but I can hear her on the wobbly step stool.
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don't know what Jazz is doing in the kitchen, but I can hear her on the wobbly step stool.
I've just done the kind of shift that breaks me.
Major disruption, bare minimum breaks that get fucked up, not managing to eat anything until 7 hours in, and people being fucking awful.
I get tomorrow to reset, and then on to earlies on Monday.
Major disruption, bare minimum breaks that get fucked up, not managing to eat anything until 7 hours in, and people being fucking awful.
I get tomorrow to reset, and then on to earlies on Monday.
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I've just done the kind of shift that breaks me.
Major disruption, bare minimum breaks that get fucked up, not managing to eat anything until 7 hours in, and people being fucking awful.
I get tomorrow to reset, and then on to earlies on Monday.
Major disruption, bare minimum breaks that get fucked up, not managing to eat anything until 7 hours in, and people being fucking awful.
I get tomorrow to reset, and then on to earlies on Monday.
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🚨 Transport workers are facing a violence epidemic.
63% assaulted in the last year.
Nearly a quarter physically attacked.
And employers still call it “part of the job.”
open.substack.com/pub/rmtunion...
63% assaulted in the last year.
Nearly a quarter physically attacked.
And employers still call it “part of the job.”
open.substack.com/pub/rmtunion...
Acting On Assaults
Transport workers are facing a violence epidemic.
open.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
🚨 Transport workers are facing a violence epidemic.
63% assaulted in the last year.
Nearly a quarter physically attacked.
And employers still call it “part of the job.”
open.substack.com/pub/rmtunion...
63% assaulted in the last year.
Nearly a quarter physically attacked.
And employers still call it “part of the job.”
open.substack.com/pub/rmtunion...
Jfc. Finished work at 0200. Had to be up to take Jazz to the vets at 0830 (appointment was at 0915), took dad to the station at about 1230, been asleep all afternoon and I still feel like death warmed up.
Now I have to go to work again.
Now I have to go to work again.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Jfc. Finished work at 0200. Had to be up to take Jazz to the vets at 0830 (appointment was at 0915), took dad to the station at about 1230, been asleep all afternoon and I still feel like death warmed up.
Now I have to go to work again.
Now I have to go to work again.
There is a fucking Black Mirror episode about this and it's NOT A GOOD THING!
this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
December 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
There is a fucking Black Mirror episode about this and it's NOT A GOOD THING!
I'm terrible at writing alt text so I keep not posting photos of Jazz, because I feel guilty for not using alt text.
But honestly she's been too fucking cute this week and y'all need to see her.
But honestly she's been too fucking cute this week and y'all need to see her.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'm terrible at writing alt text so I keep not posting photos of Jazz, because I feel guilty for not using alt text.
But honestly she's been too fucking cute this week and y'all need to see her.
But honestly she's been too fucking cute this week and y'all need to see her.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
I DESPERATELY want some new ink, but I didn't donate blood all last year due to tattoos and health issues, so I have finally made an appointment for mid-January, which means no tattoos until then.
I have a fairly regularly required blood type so they are forever calling me to ask me to donate.
I have a fairly regularly required blood type so they are forever calling me to ask me to donate.
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I DESPERATELY want some new ink, but I didn't donate blood all last year due to tattoos and health issues, so I have finally made an appointment for mid-January, which means no tattoos until then.
I have a fairly regularly required blood type so they are forever calling me to ask me to donate.
I have a fairly regularly required blood type so they are forever calling me to ask me to donate.
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I love the stinky wizard help
also new art??? In this economy??
also new art??? In this economy??
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I love the stinky wizard help
also new art??? In this economy??
also new art??? In this economy??
I ordered Chinese at 1907.
It arrived at 2102.
It was delicious, but I've barely eaten any of it because it was so damn late.
That'll be several days of leftovers.
It arrived at 2102.
It was delicious, but I've barely eaten any of it because it was so damn late.
That'll be several days of leftovers.
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I ordered Chinese at 1907.
It arrived at 2102.
It was delicious, but I've barely eaten any of it because it was so damn late.
That'll be several days of leftovers.
It arrived at 2102.
It was delicious, but I've barely eaten any of it because it was so damn late.
That'll be several days of leftovers.
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My patience for, like, fandom Discourse is so brittle these days due to 1) I already did most of that messily in the 2010s and 2) everything in the actual, real, literal, material world is actively on fire
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My patience for, like, fandom Discourse is so brittle these days due to 1) I already did most of that messily in the 2010s and 2) everything in the actual, real, literal, material world is actively on fire
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I cheered at the end
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I cheered at the end
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
One more godawful early shift tomorrow and then I have 5 days off.
I can do this.
I can do this.
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
One more godawful early shift tomorrow and then I have 5 days off.
I can do this.
I can do this.
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
Just lost my rag at passengers fanning about on the platform and yelled "stop taking photos of the harry potter sign and move" at them.
Because they were posing under the fucking "go to this bus stop for the tour" sign.
Yes they are all collectively my nemesis.
I sounded very Welsh doing it.
Because they were posing under the fucking "go to this bus stop for the tour" sign.
Yes they are all collectively my nemesis.
I sounded very Welsh doing it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Just lost my rag at passengers fanning about on the platform and yelled "stop taking photos of the harry potter sign and move" at them.
Because they were posing under the fucking "go to this bus stop for the tour" sign.
Yes they are all collectively my nemesis.
I sounded very Welsh doing it.
Because they were posing under the fucking "go to this bus stop for the tour" sign.
Yes they are all collectively my nemesis.
I sounded very Welsh doing it.
I don't want to go to bed.
I have to be up in five and a half hours.
This is why I am a permanently exhausted penguin.
I have to be up in five and a half hours.
This is why I am a permanently exhausted penguin.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don't want to go to bed.
I have to be up in five and a half hours.
This is why I am a permanently exhausted penguin.
I have to be up in five and a half hours.
This is why I am a permanently exhausted penguin.
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November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I can't tell them, but I hope every single person who gets on one of my trains in harry potter costume, or having bought stuff from the Warner brothers tour, knows how much I hate them.
Especially the ones who rush to get on the train without letting me open doors or let other people off.
Especially the ones who rush to get on the train without letting me open doors or let other people off.
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I can't tell them, but I hope every single person who gets on one of my trains in harry potter costume, or having bought stuff from the Warner brothers tour, knows how much I hate them.
Especially the ones who rush to get on the train without letting me open doors or let other people off.
Especially the ones who rush to get on the train without letting me open doors or let other people off.
There's major train disruption today, and as usual, no one is telling us guards what the fuck is going on.
So I'm sat in the mess room waiting for something to happen.
So I'm sat in the mess room waiting for something to happen.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There's major train disruption today, and as usual, no one is telling us guards what the fuck is going on.
So I'm sat in the mess room waiting for something to happen.
So I'm sat in the mess room waiting for something to happen.
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If this had been in my Pioneering merit badge book I'd have paid a lot more attention.
Spiderweb (2025)
It's getting colder outside, so spiders came in to catch my models. Well, it is, what it is... 🕸️🕷️
#catmason #rigger #ukete #shibari #ropeart #ropelove #juterope #stuttgart #bondage #kinbaku #spiderweb #romanticbondage #ropebunny #fesseln #spinnennetz #seilnetz #seilkunst #kunstwerk
It's getting colder outside, so spiders came in to catch my models. Well, it is, what it is... 🕸️🕷️
#catmason #rigger #ukete #shibari #ropeart #ropelove #juterope #stuttgart #bondage #kinbaku #spiderweb #romanticbondage #ropebunny #fesseln #spinnennetz #seilnetz #seilkunst #kunstwerk
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If this had been in my Pioneering merit badge book I'd have paid a lot more attention.
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Due to some shenanigans (read: vet bills) there is too much month at the end of this paycheck (and I don't get paid until next Friday)
It's not the end of the world. I have food and the money for all my bills is safely tucked away until Monday, but ugh.
It's not the end of the world. I have food and the money for all my bills is safely tucked away until Monday, but ugh.
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Due to some shenanigans (read: vet bills) there is too much month at the end of this paycheck (and I don't get paid until next Friday)
It's not the end of the world. I have food and the money for all my bills is safely tucked away until Monday, but ugh.
It's not the end of the world. I have food and the money for all my bills is safely tucked away until Monday, but ugh.