Parents: Have we figured out how to address our kids’ teachers in an email yet?
“Mrs” too presumptuous
“Ms” too juvenile
“Mr” overly formal
And first naming them feels… rude? Please advise.
Signed, someone who most certainly does not catastrophically overthink the smallest of details
“Mrs” too presumptuous
“Ms” too juvenile
“Mr” overly formal
And first naming them feels… rude? Please advise.
Signed, someone who most certainly does not catastrophically overthink the smallest of details
May 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Parents: Have we figured out how to address our kids’ teachers in an email yet?
“Mrs” too presumptuous
“Ms” too juvenile
“Mr” overly formal
And first naming them feels… rude? Please advise.
Signed, someone who most certainly does not catastrophically overthink the smallest of details
“Mrs” too presumptuous
“Ms” too juvenile
“Mr” overly formal
And first naming them feels… rude? Please advise.
Signed, someone who most certainly does not catastrophically overthink the smallest of details
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Some folks need to walk around old graveyards. The pre-vaccine tiny little markers will sober you right up.
May 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Some folks need to walk around old graveyards. The pre-vaccine tiny little markers will sober you right up.
It’s giving Bad Place demon
April 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s giving Bad Place demon
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A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...
![In an interview with Popular Information, his first with any media outlet, Hermosillo said DHS'.
's account was false.
According to Hermosillo, he was visiting his girlfriend's family in Tucson from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Several hours before his arrest, Hermosillo was transported to a hospital in Tucson by ambulance after suffering from a seizure. He has a New Mexico state ID, but did not take it with him during the medical emergency.
After being released from the hospital following treatment, Hermosillo did not know how to return to where he was staying.
He approached the Border Patrol officer because he was looking for someone to help him. "I saw a car, and I askled] him for help," Hermosillo said. He told the officer that he was staying in Tucson.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreie3gc6fndj7mtotijddm4eg264zgsqxpn4nbekb3xq5ubdmskvr6u@jpeg)
!["You"
re not from here. Do you have your
papers?" the officer said, according to Hermosillo. When the officer asked where he was from, Hermosillo said he told the officer,
"New Mexico." The officer then accused Hermosillo of lying. "Don't make me lout] like [I'm] stupid," the officer said. "I know you're from Mexico." After that, Hermosillo said, he was arrested.
Hermosillo said that he never told the officer that he was born in Mexico, was a citizen of Mexico, or entered the country illegally. And he would not have said those things because they are not true. He signed the transcript released by DHS because the officer ordered him to "sign everything." But Hermosillo did not read it, because he cannot read.
According to Hermosillo's girlfriend, Grace Hernandez, Hermosillo has learning disabilities and can only write his name.
Hermosillo said he did not graduate from high school and dropped out after the 10th grade.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreiensu64iobo4ftuqeaighf2p5k745uzdnmhcecugsi4ec74dnqse4@jpeg)
April 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...
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Flav out here on a goddamn heater tonight
April 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Flav out here on a goddamn heater tonight
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if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
April 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
My bases? Covered. My burners? Backed. My circles? Also… backed… I don’t understand how to office.
You want to WHAT my base??? I’m calling HR
April 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My bases? Covered. My burners? Backed. My circles? Also… backed… I don’t understand how to office.
This morning my brain was held hostage by Sugar Ray. I didn’t even know still I had that lyrics file
Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
April 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This morning my brain was held hostage by Sugar Ray. I didn’t even know still I had that lyrics file
Stay in your seat or you get the yeet
April 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Stay in your seat or you get the yeet
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
My cat when dinner time at 6pm but it’s 6:01pm and he hasn’t been fed yet
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My cat when dinner time at 6pm but it’s 6:01pm and he hasn’t been fed yet
Get me to God’s country
April 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Get me to God’s country
You want to WHAT my base??? I’m calling HR
March 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You want to WHAT my base??? I’m calling HR
Me when I feel like an ancient, awkwardly-posed lizard but someone says I look nice:
March 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Me when I feel like an ancient, awkwardly-posed lizard but someone says I look nice:
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Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit
February 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit
Your new rap name is lil’ + the last reason you were in the hospital + the last thing you ate. Mine is… lil’ Pulled Round Ligament Chocolate
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Your new rap name is lil’ + the last reason you were in the hospital + the last thing you ate. Mine is… lil’ Pulled Round Ligament Chocolate
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Some perfect little wheeled things for your timeline
February 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some perfect little wheeled things for your timeline
The absolute dumbest timeline
We got a message from the university to remove any use of the "DEI", "diversity", "equity", or "inclusion" from all public-facing documents. They said that even "biodiversity" is being flagged by the federal government. We live in the dumbest timeline.
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The absolute dumbest timeline
Go off, king
skelpin barefit, thrang, In silks an' scarlets glitter; Wi' sweet-milk cheese, in monie a whang, An' farls bak'd wi' butter, Fu' crump that day. When
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Go off, king
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Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
February 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
Every X-files episode is just Scully being like, “Mulder, that’s absurd.” And Mulder being like, “whatever, I’m gonna go investigate this dangerous abandoned property with no backup” and then everyone finds out it was actually an infestation of killer alien cockroaches.
February 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Every X-files episode is just Scully being like, “Mulder, that’s absurd.” And Mulder being like, “whatever, I’m gonna go investigate this dangerous abandoned property with no backup” and then everyone finds out it was actually an infestation of killer alien cockroaches.
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i'm against political nicknames in almost all circumstances but incel clown posse is inspired
The member of Elon's incel clown posse in charge of the US Treasury's galaxy brain idea: "Let's take data formatted specifically for computers to read, filter it through an English language model that will completely ignore the structure of the data, and convert it to a different file format."
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i'm against political nicknames in almost all circumstances but incel clown posse is inspired
As a Floridian who just got hit by record hurricanes, let me just say “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJFGHJRSK$&@?$”
February 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
As a Floridian who just got hit by record hurricanes, let me just say “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJFGHJRSK$&@?$”