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Nicole
@anomalousmomma.bsky.social
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Parent, writer, leftie 🌈
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Stay in your seat or you get the yeet
A handwritten letter found in an airport reading: “Dear Flight Attendants, this is our kids’ first flight. We prepared them as best we could. But if they act up, a disapproving word or look from you will be more than effective than a thousand bribes or rebukes from us. We might have told them that you possess the authority to yeet them from the plane for poor behavior. Thanks for your help and understanding. The family in 3AB and 4AB”
April 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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My cat when dinner time at 6pm but it’s 6:01pm and he hasn’t been fed yet
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Get me to God’s country
Animation still of a Care-a-lot, a cloud town with rainbow roads, home to the Care Bears
April 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Me when I feel like an ancient, awkwardly-posed lizard but someone says I look nice:
A painted plaster dinosaur statue with a pleasant look and a sweet grin, reminiscent of a human sized, orange and yellow iguana
March 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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My January was twelve years long, and very much a range of all of these
A 9-box grid, numbered 1-9 clockwise. inside each box is a cat with a different expression (1: yelling, 2: scowling, 3: wide-eyed licking, 4: staring into middle distance, 5: hiding under blanket looking panicked, 6: so very over this BS, 7: lil bebe is scared, 8: functional freeze or pooping I can’t really tell, 9: he SCREM!!!)
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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We’re having some strong feelings about it still being Monday
A handsome black shorthair cat sitting next to potted succulents on a concrete patio, mouth open and teeth showing, yelling about injustices
January 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
A still from the show Good Omens of Crowley, Archangel Gabriel, and Aziraphale holding hands in Aziraphale’s antique bookshop. Gabriel is wearing a blue and tan striped sheet, toga style.
December 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Gorey Christmas, everyone 🎄
Cartoon by Edward Gorey depicting a family in black and white dressed in fur coats, with two small children in red and green clothing, standing in the snow, watching a giant lizard decorate a Christmas tree with ornaments
December 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Klean Kanteen 20oz. I call it my emotional support water bottle and backup defense tool 😅
A 20oz turquoise cylindrical water bottle, with stainless steel bottom and handle, adorned in stickers
December 19, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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A hound dog, reportedly one of the goodest, laying on a blue blanket, looking absolutely zoned out A white hound dog with brown ears and face markings, laying on a tan fabric recliner with a velvety blue blanket, with his face scrunched down into his body as if he’s missing his neck
December 10, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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I get that language is ever evolving, but I was not ready for this from the tween
December 7, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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His language is “over it”
A black shorthair cat, laying on a tan knit blanket, judging you very harshly
December 6, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Attention everyone. This is Balthazar and he is upside down #catsky #catsofbluesky
A very handsome main coon kitten laying upside down in a crescent moon shape with white paws outstretched, on a brightly colored floral pillow and a worn red leather couch A very handsome main coon kitten laying upside down in a crescent moon shape with white paws outstretched, on a brightly colored floral pillow and a worn red leather couch
December 5, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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I had to see it. You have to see it. But here’s the original 1985 novel cover as a palette cleanser because we earned it
November 28, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Close up of a black shorthair cat with yellow eyes laying on a dark green yoga mat with ray of sunlight on its back, looking directly into the camera, clearly serving something (we all know what)
November 26, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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Chidi says hi and definitely gave them a follow
November 26, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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gm
November 26, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Uncanny.
A very good dog with a white face and long brown ears, with a blue blanket draped over its head like a hood. Oil on canvas painting by Carlo Dolci, titled Blue Madonna, depicts a young woman, likely Mary or Madonna of Christian biblical lore, wearing a hooded royal blue robe, looking down and aside with a demure and mindful gaze
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 2:03 PM