spencer lane
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a boggy, soggy, squitchy picture truly, enough to drive a nervous man distracted
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"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
genuinely unnerving how much jim davis and werner herzog look like each other
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
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Even if Adrian Dittman is some other guy - which he isn’t - what’s the best case scenario for Elon. Okay it’s some other guy. And you were playing a prank. And everyone heard this guy being the biggest fucking loser of all time and immediately assumed it was you. Well played, sir.
January 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Even if Adrian Dittman is some other guy - which he isn’t - what’s the best case scenario for Elon. Okay it’s some other guy. And you were playing a prank. And everyone heard this guy being the biggest fucking loser of all time and immediately assumed it was you. Well played, sir.
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When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
January 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
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I have an essay about how Netflix destroyed the movies in the new issue of @nplusonemag.com. Read it online and in print!
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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December 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I have an essay about how Netflix destroyed the movies in the new issue of @nplusonemag.com. Read it online and in print!
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
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I was skeptical of the drone reports at first.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
December 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I was skeptical of the drone reports at first.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
I mocked people who reported them.
I laughed at them.
And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.
They’re real.
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An Industry Reacts
December 17, 2024 at 11:50 PM
An Industry Reacts
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I wrote about The Drone Issue and the classic American pastime of driving yourself insane and posting about it because you are uneasy or just bored. defector.com/its-time-for...
It's Time For A Little Recreational Mental Illness In New Jersey | Defector
There’s a kind of hush that is specific to old-growth suburbs, a quietness that is more vast and more inherent than any disturbance that kind of place can kick up. The place where I grew up is differe...
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December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I wrote about The Drone Issue and the classic American pastime of driving yourself insane and posting about it because you are uneasy or just bored. defector.com/its-time-for...
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Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears.
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears.
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
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did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy
December 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy
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Mama Mia, I’m shooting an evil man over here
December 9, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Mama Mia, I’m shooting an evil man over here
of course the shooter wasn’t a leftist. he actually did something
December 9, 2024 at 7:12 PM
of course the shooter wasn’t a leftist. he actually did something
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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But they were all of them deceived, for another Beer was opened
December 6, 2024 at 2:14 AM
But they were all of them deceived, for another Beer was opened
me when my son falls over and then looks over at me to see how he should react
December 5, 2024 at 6:42 AM
me when my son falls over and then looks over at me to see how he should react
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
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it's so awesome that in 1837 they were already trying to convince kids to read and write by saying that it will help them "be more capable of business, and more likely to be steady in its pursuit"
November 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
it's so awesome that in 1837 they were already trying to convince kids to read and write by saying that it will help them "be more capable of business, and more likely to be steady in its pursuit"
i know it’s pretty corny to say that if tyson loses it’s because he was paid to lose, but let’s be real. if tyson loses it’s not because fucking jake paul beat him lol
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
i know it’s pretty corny to say that if tyson loses it’s because he was paid to lose, but let’s be real. if tyson loses it’s not because fucking jake paul beat him lol
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to all the musicians of the world i would like to simply say, "rock on"
August 22, 2023 at 1:36 AM
to all the musicians of the world i would like to simply say, "rock on"
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