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Angel Moroni
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What's happenin, quorum?

Exalted being here to restore the gospel in these latter days.

Not to be confused with Captain Moroni.

Sons of Perdition DNI (Daughters of Perdition OK)
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I had a vision of the future. BEHOLD:
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Your daily #Mormon image.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Angel Moroni action figure
It’s the season for Christmas Tree toppers.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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This also would have gone so hard on Mormon Twitter.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Your daily #Mormon image.
October 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Who says Utah doesn’t have a prayer line. 😉
October 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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They should do a Polymarket for who the next Mormon apostle will be.
September 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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concept: booty shorts with the LDS foyer couch pattern and they say “Visitors Welcome” across the ass
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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6 stages of LDS apologetics:

1. Anti-Mormon lie!

2. Scholars disagree

3. Anti-Mormon lies have distorted the facts

4. We don’t fully understand why the Lord let it happen

5. Here’s a nice video admitting we always knew

6. We’ve always taught that it happened. You must not have studied enough
July 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I think they're probably experiencing the same thing that Evangelicalism is--a religion made mere cultural signifier by Content™ and its actual theology and practices ignored in favor of simply calling oneself a practitioner based on ingroup dynamics and maybe vibes
I rarely post about or engage with Mormon content anymore, but because I live in Utah, I get Mormon content on my feed sometimes.

Do Gen Z Mormons think any of the rules matter? They all shop on Sundays. I don't really care if they do, but it's pretty wild how it's basically a different religion.
July 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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[1859]

mr mamdani do u support the right of Deseret to exist as a mormon state. mr mamdani do u condemn the massacre at hahn's mill. mr mamdani do u hate mormons. mr mamdani do u think the mormons had a right to defend themselves at the mountain meadows. mr mamdani u are dodging the question sir
June 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It's most remembered for its odd marketing slogan, "the hedonistic nectar of greed and power. You think you drink it? No, it drinks you!"
April 1, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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If I was god sometimes I’d flip the rapture switch on for like half a second - just long enough for people’s stomachs to do that thing on roller coasters - and then flip it back off.
May 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Your daily #Mormon image.
May 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I can’t disagree with the message in this woman’s Book of Mormon. 😆
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm the Angel known as Moroni. Simple as!
April 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Your daily #Mormon image.
April 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The Spirit whispereth to me that in October of this year, President Nelson will announce a temple on K2-18b and plans to begin immediate construction of the generation ship "Nauvoo" using funds amassed through the church's investment portfolio. Time is running out, exmos!
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Hinckley's approach: MORMON MORMON MORMON DID I MENTION WE'RE MORMON

Nelson's approach: Takes visitors three weeks to realize they're attending Mormon services.
April 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Having a normal one today.

Just drove by a ward in Lehi and screamed jesus is gay.

Because I'm hella mature
April 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Oh my goodness
April 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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My stake president liked to tell a story about how right after he got the priesthood he went to a party where his friends were playing with a Ouija board but it wasn't working. Then when they asked why it wasn't working, the planchette spelled out his name. That shit slapped in mission prep.
March 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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this

is

*INCREDIBLE*

It's what landing on the Moon looks like, 2025 edition
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me on the left but with mormonism
February 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM