No, they won't. They'll be sticking around. They need someone to hate.

gonna make "you're so vain, you probably think this alt-text is about you" the alt-text for the next strip i upload, and somebody in 2026 is gonna blow their fuckin' top

Us billionaires will stay mega wealthy and powerful and all of you will get a stipend and be super happy, I pinky swear.

A half-built garden by Ruthanna Emrys, I'd also put Becky Chambers' Wayfarers series in that pot, start with A Long Way To A Small Angry Planet

I'm flashing back to cryptocurrency advocates saying that bitcoin didn't waste energy, that economically it was more like a battery.

I REALLY LIKE THERMODYNAMICS AND PLEASE STOP MIS-INVOKING IT OKAY????

*Do not* assume your case will be the case you saw in the news and that you will get the incompetent prosecutor, the open-minded jury, or the lenient judge.

*Do* remember that even a criminal defendant who beats the charges still goes through a traumatic and potentially impoverishing process.

Then use video of the real incident rather than inventing one in a different city with different people.

Hiya, this is AI. There are no news reports about this anywhere, nor any confirmation whatsoever from Boston Police Comissioner Michael Cox himself.

There are so many real racist obscenities happening right now that it can be hard to tell what's authentic, but this particular one has been faked.

I think y'all passed that line like 150 episodes ago

I played D&D with a high school kid who worked at Little Caesars and he'd being us free pies sometimes. Even while distracted by rolling dice it was pizza I'd only eat free. The vets at the table were unanimous that even MREs were better.

You want fires? We got fires.
*brrrrrrrrrt*

You may have a misunderstanding from common culture, that computer hacks are novel.

A company reliably patching all their endpoints and operating under even 50% of security guidance are essentially invulnerable.

Few people even hacking them have deep IT skills whatsoever.

This is a human problem.