Andy Aitchison
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Anyone that has passed through Norwood Junction on a match day will remember seeing Elloney, selling her knitted Palace hats.
Her family are fundraising for her funeral. Please consider supporting them.
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Her family are fundraising for her funeral. Please consider supporting them.
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Help raise £4500 to fund a funeral to remember and honor our Elloney
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February 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Anyone that has passed through Norwood Junction on a match day will remember seeing Elloney, selling her knitted Palace hats.
Her family are fundraising for her funeral. Please consider supporting them.
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
Her family are fundraising for her funeral. Please consider supporting them.
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
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Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts.
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
January 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts.
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
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It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.
January 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.
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Incontinence pants made from pasta are Tena penne
January 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Incontinence pants made from pasta are Tena penne
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Stan goes a little further each day.
December 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Stan goes a little further each day.
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December 17, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Anyone down at the Amex getting a train home, there is a 12 carriage train to Victoria via East Croydon & Clapham Junction at 1652.
December 15, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Anyone down at the Amex getting a train home, there is a 12 carriage train to Victoria via East Croydon & Clapham Junction at 1652.
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Just remembering the sneakiest ever use of the word “left”.
December 14, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Just remembering the sneakiest ever use of the word “left”.
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My grandad’s battalion avoided capture in Norway by disguising themselves as Christmas trees - they were all highly decorated.
December 13, 2024 at 1:55 PM
My grandad’s battalion avoided capture in Norway by disguising themselves as Christmas trees - they were all highly decorated.
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Elfsborg are at home tonight. Surprised they can get time off work this time of year.
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Elfsborg are at home tonight. Surprised they can get time off work this time of year.
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lub Tropicana.
All that’s missing is the “C”.
All that’s missing is the “C”.
December 10, 2024 at 5:04 PM
lub Tropicana.
All that’s missing is the “C”.
All that’s missing is the “C”.
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If you go to a wedding and swap the confetti for breakfast cereal you could get a Frostie reception.
December 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
If you go to a wedding and swap the confetti for breakfast cereal you could get a Frostie reception.
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@sparesceltic.bsky.social been let down for 1 for Celtic end in Zagreb. Anyone has any give me a shout. In Zagreb just now
December 8, 2024 at 1:39 PM
@sparesceltic.bsky.social been let down for 1 for Celtic end in Zagreb. Anyone has any give me a shout. In Zagreb just now
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What do rock and roll pandas eat?
A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo
A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo
December 5, 2024 at 8:40 PM
What do rock and roll pandas eat?
A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo
A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo
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This will (hopefully) never cease to be staggering to everyone else in the world.
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 PM
This will (hopefully) never cease to be staggering to everyone else in the world.
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A wise man reminded me this morning that in the exact same time period, France managed to exquisitely repair the Notre Dame while absolutely nothing has been done to fix Hammersmith bridge.
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
A wise man reminded me this morning that in the exact same time period, France managed to exquisitely repair the Notre Dame while absolutely nothing has been done to fix Hammersmith bridge.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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In 1970 the UK and Norway were roughly equal, almost no debt, and owned all their Public Services.
Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt.
While Norway still owns everything and has the equivilant per person of £10tn.
That's how privatisation 'works'.
Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt.
While Norway still owns everything and has the equivilant per person of £10tn.
That's how privatisation 'works'.
December 2, 2024 at 7:12 PM
In 1970 the UK and Norway were roughly equal, almost no debt, and owned all their Public Services.
Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt.
While Norway still owns everything and has the equivilant per person of £10tn.
That's how privatisation 'works'.
Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt.
While Norway still owns everything and has the equivilant per person of £10tn.
That's how privatisation 'works'.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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How long until Gregg Wallace is baptised by Russell Brand?
December 1, 2024 at 10:07 AM
How long until Gregg Wallace is baptised by Russell Brand?
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Snigger, snort, giggle 😅😅😅😅
November 30, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Snigger, snort, giggle 😅😅😅😅
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A remarkable stat: Heidi Alexander’s appointment as Transport Secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history.
November 29, 2024 at 1:52 PM
A remarkable stat: Heidi Alexander’s appointment as Transport Secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history.