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Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos..
South London and Proud Palace fan
South London and Proud Palace fan
Even Benfica's goalkeeper is better in the air than Mateta.
January 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Even Benfica's goalkeeper is better in the air than Mateta.
I wonder if he has his own private toilet in the exec box..? 🤔
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I wonder if he has his own private toilet in the exec box..? 🤔
Just weighed myself at the doctors and I'm lighter than on scales at home.
Which ones do I trust?
Which ones do I trust?
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Just weighed myself at the doctors and I'm lighter than on scales at home.
Which ones do I trust?
Which ones do I trust?
My money is firmly on Mateta still being a Palace player this time next week and the only business we do is a deadline day loan from Chelsea.
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 PM
My money is firmly on Mateta still being a Palace player this time next week and the only business we do is a deadline day loan from Chelsea.
Can 6 houses play up front on Sunday?
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Can 6 houses play up front on Sunday?
The sooner Nick Ferrari's heart explodes on live radio the better.
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 AM
The sooner Nick Ferrari's heart explodes on live radio the better.
Well,you know, January is a difficult market to find value and we also had to pay a fine to UEFA which has impacted our abilty to invest in the squad. However,Oliver continues to have our full trust and players returning from injury are like new signings so we look forward to the rest of the season.
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Well,you know, January is a difficult market to find value and we also had to pay a fine to UEFA which has impacted our abilty to invest in the squad. However,Oliver continues to have our full trust and players returning from injury are like new signings so we look forward to the rest of the season.
After listening to Isaac Hayes via a Spotify rabbit hole,I have just found the sample both Portishead and Tricky lifted for Glory Box and Hell Is Round The Corner.
This pleases me more than it probably should, but I really love finding original tracks where samples have been lifted.
This pleases me more than it probably should, but I really love finding original tracks where samples have been lifted.
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 PM
After listening to Isaac Hayes via a Spotify rabbit hole,I have just found the sample both Portishead and Tricky lifted for Glory Box and Hell Is Round The Corner.
This pleases me more than it probably should, but I really love finding original tracks where samples have been lifted.
This pleases me more than it probably should, but I really love finding original tracks where samples have been lifted.
Sky Sports reporting that Raheem Sterling will leave Chelsea in the coming days.
We all know how this ends...
We all know how this ends...
darth vader from star wars is standing in front of a screen that says " search your feelings "
ALT: darth vader from star wars is standing in front of a screen that says " search your feelings "
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Sky Sports reporting that Raheem Sterling will leave Chelsea in the coming days.
We all know how this ends...
We all know how this ends...
Can winter kindly fuck off now,please?
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Can winter kindly fuck off now,please?
The Palace transfer window in a nutshell.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The Palace transfer window in a nutshell.
I'm beginning to think that sending Romain Esse out on loan was a really bad idea.
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I'm beginning to think that sending Romain Esse out on loan was a really bad idea.
Does anyone genuinely believe that Steve Parish knows what he's doing this month and there is any kind of semblance of a strategy they're working to ?
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Does anyone genuinely believe that Steve Parish knows what he's doing this month and there is any kind of semblance of a strategy they're working to ?
This is lining up to be a deadline day trolley dash for the ages.
January 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This is lining up to be a deadline day trolley dash for the ages.
@warrenajb.bsky.social have you still got the engine running and enough fuel ?
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
@warrenajb.bsky.social have you still got the engine running and enough fuel ?
Traore to West Ham and Oscar Bobb to Fulham.
I didn't think football clubs were allowed to plan a transfer window and have replacements lined up when they sell players.
Oh wait,no....that's just Crystal Palace football club who couldn't organise a blow job in a brothel.
I didn't think football clubs were allowed to plan a transfer window and have replacements lined up when they sell players.
Oh wait,no....that's just Crystal Palace football club who couldn't organise a blow job in a brothel.
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Traore to West Ham and Oscar Bobb to Fulham.
I didn't think football clubs were allowed to plan a transfer window and have replacements lined up when they sell players.
Oh wait,no....that's just Crystal Palace football club who couldn't organise a blow job in a brothel.
I didn't think football clubs were allowed to plan a transfer window and have replacements lined up when they sell players.
Oh wait,no....that's just Crystal Palace football club who couldn't organise a blow job in a brothel.
Sacking Glasner without a replacement ready to take over would be like drinking poison and hoping the other person dies.
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Sacking Glasner without a replacement ready to take over would be like drinking poison and hoping the other person dies.
Palace could appoint Jurgen Klopp and Jose Mourinho tomorrow,but until the incompetent egomaniac in charge of the club is gone,we will always be the same short sighted,low ambition outfit that has no long term strategy or ability to do anything other than the bare minimum in order to stay up.
January 26, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Palace could appoint Jurgen Klopp and Jose Mourinho tomorrow,but until the incompetent egomaniac in charge of the club is gone,we will always be the same short sighted,low ambition outfit that has no long term strategy or ability to do anything other than the bare minimum in order to stay up.
We need at least one in by Forest next week, before the inevitable deadline day loan trolley dash.
Canvot needs to be taken out of the firing line, but that is an easy (temporary)fix with Lerma, but our biggest issue is creating and scoring goals and that is a massive worry.
Canvot needs to be taken out of the firing line, but that is an easy (temporary)fix with Lerma, but our biggest issue is creating and scoring goals and that is a massive worry.
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We need at least one in by Forest next week, before the inevitable deadline day loan trolley dash.
Canvot needs to be taken out of the firing line, but that is an easy (temporary)fix with Lerma, but our biggest issue is creating and scoring goals and that is a massive worry.
Canvot needs to be taken out of the firing line, but that is an easy (temporary)fix with Lerma, but our biggest issue is creating and scoring goals and that is a massive worry.
That's Parish's plan A,B & C fucked.
🚨 EXCL: Chelsea trigger clause to recall Aaron Anselmino from Borussia Dortmund loan. #CFC evaluating CB market + want 20yo back from #BVB to consider next steps. Same option on Sarr but Acheampong likely to stay; sale viewed as impossible 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
Chelsea activate recall option for Aaron Anselmino from Borussia Dortmund
The 20-year-old Argentina youth international moved to Germany in August on a season-long agreement.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
That's Parish's plan A,B & C fucked.
Today should be JP's last ever game for Palace. The miss was schoolboy level (not for the first time) and his whole demeanor is that of someone who clearly doesn't want to be playing.
Bollocks he's managing a knee injury and even if he is, he's using it as an excuse to be a passenger
Get rid.
Bollocks he's managing a knee injury and even if he is, he's using it as an excuse to be a passenger
Get rid.
He can ask to leave and have his agents can leak stories to the press all they want, but that is the exact reason no one is gping to pay £40m (or anywhere near) for Mateta.
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Today should be JP's last ever game for Palace. The miss was schoolboy level (not for the first time) and his whole demeanor is that of someone who clearly doesn't want to be playing.
Bollocks he's managing a knee injury and even if he is, he's using it as an excuse to be a passenger
Get rid.
Bollocks he's managing a knee injury and even if he is, he's using it as an excuse to be a passenger
Get rid.
A bit of fresh air therapy is required.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 PM
A bit of fresh air therapy is required.
....
Darren England masterclass today. What ridiculous decision will he give against us today?
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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What has happened to the club that won the FA Cup 8 months ago ?
January 25, 2026 at 3:16 PM
What has happened to the club that won the FA Cup 8 months ago ?
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Results on the pitch and around us should surely have Parish and the Yanks worrying that their investments are in danger and act in the transfer market accordingly.
This has the feel of getting dragged into a relegation scrap.
This has the feel of getting dragged into a relegation scrap.
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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