SisBoomBlah
@andrewthemild.bsky.social
Andrew from Pennsylvania, sports fan, bird feeder filler, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.
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SisBoomBlah
@andrewthemild.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Slowly scrolling, murmuring "Heavens!" after every post and covering my mouth with both hands
Me looking out the window at the first dusting of snow
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me looking out the window at the first dusting of snow
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Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts
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I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
The impossible "Troy Aikman goes one quarter without bitching about analytics" challenge
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The impossible "Troy Aikman goes one quarter without bitching about analytics" challenge
"You guys are never gonna believe this."
-Cassandra
-Cassandra
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"You guys are never gonna believe this."
-Cassandra
-Cassandra
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Librarian: "Can I help you?"
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Librarian: "Can I help you?"
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
Why don't they make the whole cookie out of the chocolate chip
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Why don't they make the whole cookie out of the chocolate chip
Sandwich throwing guy was inevitable. Once they let protesters use custard pies it was only a matter of time before they escalated to even heartier foodstuffs
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sandwich throwing guy was inevitable. Once they let protesters use custard pies it was only a matter of time before they escalated to even heartier foodstuffs
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big fuck you to Kim Davis today 💖👏
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
big fuck you to Kim Davis today 💖👏
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever taken a drink of ice water after eating a wintergreen Life Saver?
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever taken a drink of ice water after eating a wintergreen Life Saver?
Just exactly how fast is "godspeed"
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just exactly how fast is "godspeed"
My dental plan is eating a bunch of Starbursts and hoping they yank out the underachievers
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My dental plan is eating a bunch of Starbursts and hoping they yank out the underachievers
I'm worried all these parasites think I'm a bad host
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm worried all these parasites think I'm a bad host
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80s Sitcom Star Is UNRECOGNIZABLE After She Puts On a Richard Nixon Mask
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
80s Sitcom Star Is UNRECOGNIZABLE After She Puts On a Richard Nixon Mask
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I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
I'm just saying, why would you even give a snowman a scarf
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm just saying, why would you even give a snowman a scarf
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I see a lot of you are still up saying dumb shit, let me in on that action
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I see a lot of you are still up saying dumb shit, let me in on that action
Imagine the heights they could have reached if they hadn't stopped at two Durans
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Imagine the heights they could have reached if they hadn't stopped at two Durans
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you. When you saw 100 sets of footprints, that's where some people were playing volleyball.
July 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you. When you saw 100 sets of footprints, that's where some people were playing volleyball.
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Cringeworthy? You think I'm worthy? 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Cringeworthy? You think I'm worthy? 🥹
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
*guy who invented the candle*
I want to bring dangerous fire into my house that won't keep me warm and produces almost no light
I want to bring dangerous fire into my house that won't keep me warm and produces almost no light
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
*guy who invented the candle*
I want to bring dangerous fire into my house that won't keep me warm and produces almost no light
I want to bring dangerous fire into my house that won't keep me warm and produces almost no light