andrewoncarts
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king of the gamers, trying his best to be a good cinephile. bizarre specimen, should be feared.
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Netflix and chill is done, it is now the era of Plex and sex
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Netflix and chill is done, it is now the era of Plex and sex
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(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
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a 7 lane highway would go so fucking hard right here
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
a 7 lane highway would go so fucking hard right here
gonna need a ballpark estimate on the drone budget for Pluribus
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gonna need a ballpark estimate on the drone budget for Pluribus
it seems the anti-Ella McCay remarks may have been warranted
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
it seems the anti-Ella McCay remarks may have been warranted
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you know what geoff, i can look past the wave of advertisements. i can look past the gen-ai pandering. i can look past the discontinuing of future class. and i can even look past the wrap it up stuff. but you crossed a line, motherfucker. stay away from miss piggy. first and final warning.
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
you know what geoff, i can look past the wave of advertisements. i can look past the gen-ai pandering. i can look past the discontinuing of future class. and i can even look past the wrap it up stuff. but you crossed a line, motherfucker. stay away from miss piggy. first and final warning.
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Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
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"we got a lot more show for you" why would you threaten us like that geoff
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"we got a lot more show for you" why would you threaten us like that geoff
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Scholars maintain that Whammageddon, as foretold on the Book of Revelations, depicts a final season for mankind, a "Last Christmas" if you will.
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Scholars maintain that Whammageddon, as foretold on the Book of Revelations, depicts a final season for mankind, a "Last Christmas" if you will.
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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I’m president of my school’s young republicans club & I don’t wipe my ass
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m president of my school’s young republicans club & I don’t wipe my ass
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kirby air riders city trial
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
kirby air riders city trial
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ok but how about a 50 billion year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ok but how about a 50 billion year mortgage
currently begging on my hands and knees for Sony to put Reze Arc out on a 4K disc when it releases on physical
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
currently begging on my hands and knees for Sony to put Reze Arc out on a 4K disc when it releases on physical
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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guys i know you’re all evil and your class interests are opposed to mine but how is only one of you able to grasp “don’t publicly condemn very popular guy who is obviously going to win, you look like a massive loser for no reason”
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
guys i know you’re all evil and your class interests are opposed to mine but how is only one of you able to grasp “don’t publicly condemn very popular guy who is obviously going to win, you look like a massive loser for no reason”
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
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gonna make an FPS where releasing the crouch button while in a crawl space causes you to bump your head and take critical damage. no toggle.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
gonna make an FPS where releasing the crouch button while in a crawl space causes you to bump your head and take critical damage. no toggle.