Andrea
@andreabeasq.bsky.social
The Judge on My Two Dads, writer, close reader, pizza rat
Vocabulary School Headmistress https://andreabeasq.substack.com/
Vocabulary School Headmistress https://andreabeasq.substack.com/
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For those in the Bucks County, PA region who have lost your SNAP assistance, there are resources to help out: food banks, senior centers, and government social services sites. Also, many area restaurants are stepping up to assist by offering free meals to SNAP recipients. Here are just a few.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For those in the Bucks County, PA region who have lost your SNAP assistance, there are resources to help out: food banks, senior centers, and government social services sites. Also, many area restaurants are stepping up to assist by offering free meals to SNAP recipients. Here are just a few.
News you can use if you're an Eagles fan at the mercy of corporate America!
My latest newsletter: My anger at the ESPN/YouTube TV situation, the Sixers’ young guards playing too many minutes and a potential Super Bowl matchup I just can’t shake…
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November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
News you can use if you're an Eagles fan at the mercy of corporate America!
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“It’s a full sized candy bar for your spirit!” @andreabeasq.bsky.social
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I spent the month of October connecting different translations of Beowulf to the 2017 Philadelphia Eagles and Taylor Swift. It’s a full sized candy bar for your spirit!
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October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I'M ON MY FEET I'M ON THE FLOOR I'M GOOD TO GO. SO CMON DAVEY SING ME SOMETHING THAT I KNOW!
A praise chorus by jimmy eat world is the best song ever made
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'M ON MY FEET I'M ON THE FLOOR I'M GOOD TO GO. SO CMON DAVEY SING ME SOMETHING THAT I KNOW!
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What a shock to hear that we lost Pierre Robert. May his memory be a blessing.
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What a shock to hear that we lost Pierre Robert. May his memory be a blessing.
Give out big candy for Halloween! No sick moralizing over fascist government failures at the expense of trick or treaters!! Be a big candy house this Halloween and forever.
Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money - defector.com/giving-out-b...
Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money - defector.com/giving-out-b...
Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money | Defector
My neighbors went all-out for Halloween this year. They transformed the bushes on their front lawn into a giant spider eating a man’s remains, rigged together a fountain of blood (not real) from trash...
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October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Give out big candy for Halloween! No sick moralizing over fascist government failures at the expense of trick or treaters!! Be a big candy house this Halloween and forever.
Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money - defector.com/giving-out-b...
Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money - defector.com/giving-out-b...
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THE WEEK IS OVER! Log off! Quit your job! Return to nature! Eat a sandwich! Tell your friends you love them! Call your fam! Pet a dog! Say hi to a squirrel! Throw your phone in a body of water!
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
THE WEEK IS OVER! Log off! Quit your job! Return to nature! Eat a sandwich! Tell your friends you love them! Call your fam! Pet a dog! Say hi to a squirrel! Throw your phone in a body of water!
Apologies to the high school choir performing in the Academy of Music lobby on behalf of the crying woman who was overcome by the passage of time right before seeing Kimberly Akimbo and before getting her period.
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Apologies to the high school choir performing in the Academy of Music lobby on behalf of the crying woman who was overcome by the passage of time right before seeing Kimberly Akimbo and before getting her period.
Fans of both Taylor Swift and The Mountain Goats get to do this twice.
I can't wait for us all to get this excited for an album release again next month when John Darnielle drops his rock opera about the prophetic visions of a dying ship captain.
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fans of both Taylor Swift and The Mountain Goats get to do this twice.
One of my favorite things about Madeleine Dean is that she's a lot taller than you'd expect.
"A lot of folks on your side are too."
Is everyone of that side President?
I'm glad she dismissed that.
Is everyone of that side President?
I'm glad she dismissed that.
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
One of my favorite things about Madeleine Dean is that she's a lot taller than you'd expect.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Democrats need to stand firm and fight for a funding bill that keeps families on their health care.
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Democrats need to stand firm and fight for a funding bill that keeps families on their health care.
Pleased to be rewarded with a medical grade treat inside of the Depresh Mode newsletter today. Look at her dance; look at her go.
In this week's newsletter, a couple looked at their wedding photos and found a guy NO ONE KNEW. The mystery has now been solved, the guest identified, and the explanation is the funniest possible one imaginable.
New Depresh Mode newsletter is up!
- Springsteen!
- Ketamine
- Sensible global policy!
- Mysterious wedding guest who no one knows!
- Many dogs!
- Anxiety in the womb!
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- Springsteen!
- Ketamine
- Sensible global policy!
- Mysterious wedding guest who no one knows!
- Many dogs!
- Anxiety in the womb!
Subscribe for freeeeee!
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September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pleased to be rewarded with a medical grade treat inside of the Depresh Mode newsletter today. Look at her dance; look at her go.
The way people talk about Gilmore Girls season is how I talk about Michelle’s turkey chili. 🦅
It’s a teensy bit too warm for chili, but the heart wants what the heart wants (go birds).
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The way people talk about Gilmore Girls season is how I talk about Michelle’s turkey chili. 🦅
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But more people are reading for VENGEANCE.
So kind of a wash.
So kind of a wash.
August 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
But more people are reading for VENGEANCE.
So kind of a wash.
So kind of a wash.
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It’s so rude that you can be like “yesssss, I wrote 1000 words,” and then it’s just four paragraphs
August 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s so rude that you can be like “yesssss, I wrote 1000 words,” and then it’s just four paragraphs
If I told you that I love you, would you care?
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Jump Off The Roof
YouTube video by Vince Staples - Topic
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August 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If I told you that I love you, would you care?
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I wish some of our elected officials would withhold their pierogis more often.
July 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I wish some of our elected officials would withhold their pierogis more often.
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Too many rich people on the left are very racist.
Saying "Zohran Mamdani is dangerous because he's Muslim" means that you're a bigot in your bathtub and a bigot in the streets.
Saying "Zohran Mamdani is dangerous because he's Muslim" means that you're a bigot in your bathtub and a bigot in the streets.
June 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Too many rich people on the left are very racist.
Saying "Zohran Mamdani is dangerous because he's Muslim" means that you're a bigot in your bathtub and a bigot in the streets.
Saying "Zohran Mamdani is dangerous because he's Muslim" means that you're a bigot in your bathtub and a bigot in the streets.
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Every city has a Zohran Mamdani, by the way. There’s been a concerted effort to convince you that they don’t exist and you have to settle for your local Andrew Cuomo, but they’re there.
June 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Every city has a Zohran Mamdani, by the way. There’s been a concerted effort to convince you that they don’t exist and you have to settle for your local Andrew Cuomo, but they’re there.
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
This is actually the most embarrassing way anyone has clocked us as siblings.
You are the SECOND PERSON to mention Tár!!!! Are you siblings with the other person?? hahahah
June 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is actually the most embarrassing way anyone has clocked us as siblings.
My dad watched all 2 hours and 38 minutes of Tár standing.
Thank you to @gqmagazine.bsky.social for enlisting me to figure out why dads watch tv while standing up! (And thank you to everyone who offered their insights!)
Why Do Dads Watch TV Standing Up?
Everyone knows that fathers love to watch TV standing up. Comedian Josh Gondelman investigates this cultural mystery, and develops a complete taxonomy of standing dads.
www.gq.com
June 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My dad watched all 2 hours and 38 minutes of Tár standing.
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TJ McConnell is playing in the NBA Finals
June 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
TJ McConnell is playing in the NBA Finals
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