Amy Miller
amymillercomedy.bsky.social
Amy Miller
@amymillercomedy.bsky.social
green eyes, chunky thighs, eatin chicken pot pies. local rapper
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Trump is now 57 minutes late for his speech but at least we're getting an emo version of Hulk Hogan's theme song
October 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hi it’s me letting you know I’ll be in Sunnyvale all weekend!
May 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I could sleep but I prefer to dwell and murmur and slowly decay
March 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
It’s confusing to mourn a celebrity’s dog but I don’t know the dogs age and I know Gene Hackman was 95.
February 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Just a reminder that you can pre-order my new book JOHN CANDY: A LIFE IN COMEDY (out October 7, from House of Anansi) and that it’s written by a Canadian about a beloved Canadian, with a Foreword by another celebrated Canadian and it’s published by a 100% Canadian publisher. 🇨🇦✊🏻
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies
February 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wait so if u have a job working for the government and the current assministration fires you, can you apply for unemployment or is there some Hudsucker Proxy style chute that just rockets the request right back down to the basement
February 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sick of Valentine’s Day steaming trying to gaslight me every year into believing Will Smith is the star of Hitch.
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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some people are book smart, some people are street smart, i'm goblin smart
February 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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“Would you like still or sparkling?” - me asking how I should look in the picture you’re taking
February 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Why are you giving my new friend problems?
February 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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New Yorkers:

I don't care how much you (and so many of us) hate the established Democratic Party. PLEASE REGISTER AS A DEMOCRAT by this Thursday.

It's the only way to vote in the mayoral and council primaries, which, as usual in NYC, is basically THE general election (in most of the city).
February 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me
February 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
happy bday to joe pesci
February 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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My wife said Tom Brady looks like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and now that's all I see
October 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Welp I did my first post here
February 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Rain in LA makes my p*ssy wet.
February 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM