amy brown
@amybrown.xyz
writer in tech, parent x2
berkeley via piqua, ohio
my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
berkeley via piqua, ohio
my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
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amy brown
@amybrown.xyz
· Dec 14
just got my first message from someone offering to redesign my website. it looks like this on purpose :) i like it. thanks!
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4 UC Berkeley undergrads who put up a cardboard insect to protest Turning P*int USA’s sold out campus event are being charged with FELONY VANDALISM.
www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...
www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...
4 UC Berkeley students arrested on felony vandalism charges for anti-TPUSA art installation
UCPD arrested four students early Monday morning for felony vandalism, according to information from campus administrators.
www.dailycal.org
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
4 UC Berkeley undergrads who put up a cardboard insect to protest Turning P*int USA’s sold out campus event are being charged with FELONY VANDALISM.
www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...
www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...
no i don't think they should put cocaine back in coca-cola. that would be silly. i think they should put it in diet coke. it's called product-market fit
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
no i don't think they should put cocaine back in coca-cola. that would be silly. i think they should put it in diet coke. it's called product-market fit
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
tonight is the Turning Point USA event at UC Berkeley with special guest speaker Rob Schneider, a sentence I still can't believe I didn't make up
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
tonight is the Turning Point USA event at UC Berkeley with special guest speaker Rob Schneider, a sentence I still can't believe I didn't make up
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Super excited that we're hiring a senior writer to join @wired.com's culture team! If you're obsessed with internet culture and like our vibe, apply! condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...
Senior Writer, Culture
WIRED is where a better future is imagined. For three decades, we have been the indispensable guide to a world in constant transformation. We cover humanity’s biggest challenges, from climate change t...
condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Super excited that we're hiring a senior writer to join @wired.com's culture team! If you're obsessed with internet culture and like our vibe, apply! condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...
an old woman walking her dog at the park came up to me and my kids and started yelling about how she doesn’t recognize this world anymore which, fair, but please don’t scare the children
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
an old woman walking her dog at the park came up to me and my kids and started yelling about how she doesn’t recognize this world anymore which, fair, but please don’t scare the children
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
Mamdani is going to impose Daria law. you’re standing on my neck
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Daria law. you’re standing on my neck
deploying my emergency photo of the baby booping one of the seven dwarves on the nose
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
deploying my emergency photo of the baby booping one of the seven dwarves on the nose
mom at the park absolutely crushing her small son in a foot race, hollering “THE COFFEE GIVES ME POWERS”
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
mom at the park absolutely crushing her small son in a foot race, hollering “THE COFFEE GIVES ME POWERS”
i keep getting ads for this brand of outdoor clothes for women and they’re all like “still hiking in leggings you stupid bitch??”
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i keep getting ads for this brand of outdoor clothes for women and they’re all like “still hiking in leggings you stupid bitch??”
my son (4): ABCDEFG
my daughter (17 months): eight hi jakey m and m and m and m and p
my daughter (17 months): eight hi jakey m and m and m and m and p
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
my son (4): ABCDEFG
my daughter (17 months): eight hi jakey m and m and m and m and p
my daughter (17 months): eight hi jakey m and m and m and m and p
damn that’s french as hell
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
damn that’s french as hell
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DJ LANCE ROCK: That was a bad night. There was a disagreement between Mark and Brobee over like, crayons.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH: I had these new beeswax and charcoal styluses from Japan. Real nice.
BIZ MARKIE: There was no talking to Brobee when he got like that.
BROBEE: I was on a lot of shit back then
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH: I had these new beeswax and charcoal styluses from Japan. Real nice.
BIZ MARKIE: There was no talking to Brobee when he got like that.
BROBEE: I was on a lot of shit back then
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
DJ LANCE ROCK: That was a bad night. There was a disagreement between Mark and Brobee over like, crayons.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH: I had these new beeswax and charcoal styluses from Japan. Real nice.
BIZ MARKIE: There was no talking to Brobee when he got like that.
BROBEE: I was on a lot of shit back then
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH: I had these new beeswax and charcoal styluses from Japan. Real nice.
BIZ MARKIE: There was no talking to Brobee when he got like that.
BROBEE: I was on a lot of shit back then
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New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
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i always feel like i have my life together after i moisturize at night. would a dysfunctional person even moisturize? it just makes me feel normal
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i always feel like i have my life together after i moisturize at night. would a dysfunctional person even moisturize? it just makes me feel normal
i wonder if the number 68 ever feels left out. living in the shadow of 69 must have been a lot already, and now to live in the shadow of 67 also? brutal
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i wonder if the number 68 ever feels left out. living in the shadow of 69 must have been a lot already, and now to live in the shadow of 67 also? brutal
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bank robber who speaks English as a second language: “reach for the stars”
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
bank robber who speaks English as a second language: “reach for the stars”
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one last time
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
one last time
showed up first to the playground today and had to sacrifice my hoodie to dry off the slide. the other parents are building a monument to me
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
showed up first to the playground today and had to sacrifice my hoodie to dry off the slide. the other parents are building a monument to me