amooseirl.bsky.social
amooseirl.bsky.social
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The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.

He was not dead.
I found a ‘dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle
“Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.
www.seattletimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
March 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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i guess the good news is donald Trump isn't the president and the bad news is elon musk is and he's worse
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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everyones relying on the courts stopping elon musk and trump right now but they’re just going to start straight up start ignoring the courts and judges soon
February 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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my biggest regret in the last decade was not doing PPP fraud
February 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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#twitchrecap this year, can't wait to see what 2025 holds!
December 10, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Hey, quick question... is finger guns an acceptable response to "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
December 8, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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this shit fucking sucks
October 23, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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i bought a tube of toothpaste because the box said it has charcoal in it. no idea why i would ever want that or think it's a good idea, but there must be some reason for it. being stupid is awesome
October 13, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX
October 11, 2023 at 4:34 AM
October 11, 2023 at 11:03 PM
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fixed it for you
October 4, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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I love what Twitter removing headlines from link cards has done to my old pals at PC Gamer's timeline.
October 5, 2023 at 8:52 AM
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This 1,400-year-old ginkgo tree looks like a mac and cheese geyser.
October 4, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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Jfc 🤣
September 19, 2023 at 10:25 PM
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everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age

me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
September 17, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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September 17, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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Did you know that you can choose how many replies show up in your Bluesky feed? Without getting all up in peoples' junk? You can create a threshold of how popular a reply must be before the site treats it like a new post and shows it to you. It's true! Give it a try!
September 13, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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Repost if you think trans people are just neato
September 10, 2023 at 4:07 PM
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Someone should make a movie that explores what happens after reckless scientists experiment on apes. Probably good things
September 10, 2023 at 10:10 PM