Beegshotdeentcha
@amityvandal.bsky.social
Paint happy bastard. Caught. Hung up by my buster browns.
Pinned
Man’s Best Friend — a Bloody Valentine Story by Lawrence Kithcart
Man’s Best Friend by Lawrence Kithcart She said it was allergies, and I let the lie go. I don’t blame her. I drove her to it. To him. I’m cold and distant, don’t see …
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Got a new story in Punk Noir Magazine. Huge thanks to Stephen Golds for taking this one. Hope you’ll give it a read. It’s short and sweet and I hope it makes you laugh. Who’s a good boy? punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/2025/02/01/m...
I bought a bunch of Campbell’s stock since the share price keeps dropping but that shit expires after like a year.
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Campbell Soup executive called its products food for "poor people," lawsuit claims
The complaint alleges that a Campbell executive made offensive remarks about company workers and mocked customers.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I bought a bunch of Campbell’s stock since the share price keeps dropping but that shit expires after like a year.
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www.cbsnews.com/news/campbel...
Tom Hanks branded thesaurus called Large
Tom Hanks branded prison wines called Turner & Hooches
Tom Hanks branded road maps for old school drivers called Cloud Atlases
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Tom Hanks branded thesaurus called Large
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A round of applause for the French is in order! 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A round of applause for the French is in order! 👏👏👏
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biblically accurate cat
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
biblically accurate cat
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
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November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
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Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
AI for the win again!! Did you know 1,902.6 rounds up to 19,000? Do you even mathematics?
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AI for the win again!! Did you know 1,902.6 rounds up to 19,000? Do you even mathematics?
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"If you go back a million minutes, get to the start of 2023. If you go back a billion minutes, you get to the Roman Empire. That's the scale of inequality we're living with." Zack Polanski
Such a brilliant illustration.
Such a brilliant illustration.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"If you go back a million minutes, get to the start of 2023. If you go back a billion minutes, you get to the Roman Empire. That's the scale of inequality we're living with." Zack Polanski
Such a brilliant illustration.
Such a brilliant illustration.
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CJ's SPRING CALL Y'ALL
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
CJ's SPRING CALL Y'ALL
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I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
The world was on fire, and no one could save me but you
It’s strange what desire can make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I’d meet somebody like you
And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you
It’s strange what desire can make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I’d meet somebody like you
And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The world was on fire, and no one could save me but you
It’s strange what desire can make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I’d meet somebody like you
And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you
It’s strange what desire can make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I’d meet somebody like you
And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you
Pacific Life whale commercial!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Pacific Life whale commercial!!
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New post at CAMPAIGN TRAILS on the incredible shrinking Speaker of the House.
Least. Speaker. Ever.
When it comes to American politicians who say little and do less, the gold standard remains former President Calvin Coolidge.
As most people know, Coolidge was quiet, deeply reserved, and generally u...
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
New post at CAMPAIGN TRAILS on the incredible shrinking Speaker of the House.
The Italian Job
Name a non-English film.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Italian Job
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This collection was twenty years in the making, and there were times I could’ve quit, but I never stopped believing in these stories. Thanks @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social and @vanwinkle.bsky.social for believing in them too—and for making this whole process the smoothest imaginable. a.co/d/8UAd3Ij
This World Will Never Run Out of Strangers: Stories
This World Will Never Run Out of Strangers: Stories - Kindle edition by Waddy Bullion, John. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading This World Will Never Run Out of Strangers: Stories.
a.co
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This collection was twenty years in the making, and there were times I could’ve quit, but I never stopped believing in these stories. Thanks @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social and @vanwinkle.bsky.social for believing in them too—and for making this whole process the smoothest imaginable. a.co/d/8UAd3Ij
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It's not over until your dick says it’s over. You don’t know what your dick is up to. When you face obstacles, things that look permanent, that’s a test. Are you going to get discouraged, give up on what your dick promised, or will you keep believing and thanking your dick that it’s working?
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's not over until your dick says it’s over. You don’t know what your dick is up to. When you face obstacles, things that look permanent, that’s a test. Are you going to get discouraged, give up on what your dick promised, or will you keep believing and thanking your dick that it’s working?
Hell/Raiser
Sequinned cushion in the Kino bar (2025) photograph by Anne Billson
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hell/Raiser
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Did you know the name of the spiked thingy on the end of a Stegosaurus’ tail? Coolest etymology ever.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Did you know the name of the spiked thingy on the end of a Stegosaurus’ tail? Coolest etymology ever.
I am open to being named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
Zachary Levi Open To Return As Shazam! Or “Some Other DC Character” In The DCU If James Gunn Wants Him
Zachary Levi Open To Return As Shazam! Or “Some Other DC Character” In The DCU If James Gunn Wants Him
Zachary Levi is ready to return to comic book movies, if James Gunn has a spot for him in the new DCU.
In a new interview with FeatureFirst, the “Shazam!” actor expressed interest in returning in Gunn and Peter Safran‘s rebooted superhero franchise, either as Shazam! or an entirely new comic character. “Oh, yeah! Listen, I love playing Shazam!
Continue reading Zachary Levi Open To Return As Shazam! Or “Some Other DC Character” In The DCU If James Gunn Wants Him at The Playlist.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am open to being named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
I sure don’t remember that from my playthrough but it’s been a while
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I sure don’t remember that from my playthrough but it’s been a while
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This week's story, chosen by guest editor @nicholas-claro.bsky.social, is "Yellow Gifts" by
@claudiamonpere.bsky.social. necessaryfiction.com/stories/yell...
@claudiamonpere.bsky.social. necessaryfiction.com/stories/yell...
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This week's story, chosen by guest editor @nicholas-claro.bsky.social, is "Yellow Gifts" by
@claudiamonpere.bsky.social. necessaryfiction.com/stories/yell...
@claudiamonpere.bsky.social. necessaryfiction.com/stories/yell...
Got an acceptance for Punk Noir’s December One Shot Kill themed submission. You write a crime story in one sentence. Subs are open till the 29th. punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/submissions/
Submissions
NOVEMBER THEME THIS CALL IS NOW CLOSED! Photo by Thomas Forsberg on Pexels.com Tightrope … what comes to mind? Maybe you’re thinking of a song (Leon Russell, Janelle Monáe, Stevie Ray Vaughan …), a…
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November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Got an acceptance for Punk Noir’s December One Shot Kill themed submission. You write a crime story in one sentence. Subs are open till the 29th. punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/submissions/