Batologist
@amackayj.bsky.social
I'm not a Bot, really, I'm not.
There's always a tweet
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
There's always a tweet
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You should all spend more time putting synths into low pass filters and less time thinking about Trump, because nothing you can think or worry will impact the boulders that are falling down the hill that might or might not hit you, and synths through filters are rad.
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
You should all spend more time putting synths into low pass filters and less time thinking about Trump, because nothing you can think or worry will impact the boulders that are falling down the hill that might or might not hit you, and synths through filters are rad.
@octopus.energy @givenergy.bsky.social why is there an integration between your batteries but not your car charger? It seems strange that I can have IOF but no IOG. What's the issue?
May 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@octopus.energy @givenergy.bsky.social why is there an integration between your batteries but not your car charger? It seems strange that I can have IOF but no IOG. What's the issue?
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We've got a whole young generation who have not been taught proper smartphone etiquette. It's not ok to check your phone whilst pissing in a urinal. It's not ok to constantly look at your phone whilst visiting someone. Learn some manners.
May 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We've got a whole young generation who have not been taught proper smartphone etiquette. It's not ok to check your phone whilst pissing in a urinal. It's not ok to constantly look at your phone whilst visiting someone. Learn some manners.
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New Song - Gator Days
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
New Song - Gator Days
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Truth in advertising.
April 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Truth in advertising.
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On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
April 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
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Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.
April 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
@octopus.energy is there anyone there?
I tried to switch tariff 10 days ago, followed up by email 5 days ago
Nothing
I tried to switch tariff 10 days ago, followed up by email 5 days ago
Nothing
March 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
@octopus.energy is there anyone there?
I tried to switch tariff 10 days ago, followed up by email 5 days ago
Nothing
I tried to switch tariff 10 days ago, followed up by email 5 days ago
Nothing
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Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
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"Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
December 13, 2024 at 11:12 PM
"Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
Good advice
Yesterday’s live is now on YouTube: m.youtube.com/watch?featur...
February 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Good advice
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Woke Ronnie
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
February 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Woke Ronnie
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I'm retired. I got a phone call at home a few weeks ago from someone reimplementing code I wrote over 20 years ago. There was a comment "now for the tricky bit" followed by about 250 lines of confusing perl. No feature description. No reason. Just my name and a smiley at the end. Sorry.
February 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm retired. I got a phone call at home a few weeks ago from someone reimplementing code I wrote over 20 years ago. There was a comment "now for the tricky bit" followed by about 250 lines of confusing perl. No feature description. No reason. Just my name and a smiley at the end. Sorry.
Wookie Leaks
Reminder: Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these. Avoid directly leaking images; instead, request that the information be rewritten and the image recreated
February 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wookie Leaks
And your desk is going to get even more filthy
Stop eating your lunch at your desk. Go and have an actual proper lunch break. Nobody gives a shit that you keep working on your lunch break, least of all your boss. It's not going to get you a promotion, but it is going to burn you out.
January 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And your desk is going to get even more filthy
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉