Fred Delicious
@freddelicious.bsky.social
Finally finished!
January 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Finally finished!
top 5 years for novelty NYE glasses:
1: 2020
2: 1001
3: 0 (giant monocle)
4. 1969
5. 8000 B.C
1: 2020
2: 1001
3: 0 (giant monocle)
4. 1969
5. 8000 B.C
December 31, 2024 at 1:08 AM
top 5 years for novelty NYE glasses:
1: 2020
2: 1001
3: 0 (giant monocle)
4. 1969
5. 8000 B.C
1: 2020
2: 1001
3: 0 (giant monocle)
4. 1969
5. 8000 B.C
"Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
December 13, 2024 at 11:12 PM
"Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"
who remembers these????
December 13, 2024 at 11:11 PM
who remembers these????
nobody goes over Niagara Falls in a barrel anymore
December 7, 2024 at 10:05 AM
nobody goes over Niagara Falls in a barrel anymore
Before doors were invented people had to stay in the room they were born in for their entire life
December 5, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Before doors were invented people had to stay in the room they were born in for their entire life
I don’t think I’d enjoy being sucked off by mr bean. looking down and seeing him do an enthusiastic thumbs up in between slurps would be hard to process
December 3, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I don’t think I’d enjoy being sucked off by mr bean. looking down and seeing him do an enthusiastic thumbs up in between slurps would be hard to process
Just put my Christmas tree up…
…my ass 😈
…my ass 😈
November 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Just put my Christmas tree up…
…my ass 😈
…my ass 😈
Will I understand Nosferatu if I haven’t seen Nosfera?
November 30, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Will I understand Nosferatu if I haven’t seen Nosfera?
can’t find my daughter’s elf on the shelf so I’m just gonna say it died
November 30, 2024 at 6:59 PM
can’t find my daughter’s elf on the shelf so I’m just gonna say it died
wanna feel old? breakdancing cop was 11 and a half years ago
November 23, 2024 at 10:20 PM
wanna feel old? breakdancing cop was 11 and a half years ago
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
*cop starts breakdancing*
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
*cop starts breakdancing*
November 23, 2024 at 10:17 PM
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
*cop starts breakdancing*
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
*cop starts breakdancing*
[playstation trophy sound]
November 22, 2024 at 9:27 PM
[playstation trophy sound]
Throwback to when my son landed the most demanding acting role of all time
November 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Throwback to when my son landed the most demanding acting role of all time
my dog’s reaction to his birthday muffin
November 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
my dog’s reaction to his birthday muffin
Say what you will about Matt Gaetz, but he’s tough on crime. For example he just brought down Matt Gaetz
November 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Say what you will about Matt Gaetz, but he’s tough on crime. For example he just brought down Matt Gaetz
if anyone is into music check out a band called the Beatles. you won’t regret it
November 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
if anyone is into music check out a band called the Beatles. you won’t regret it
a tasty treat for my new followers
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
a tasty treat for my new followers
“this is your pilot speaking. The bad news is that I’ve fallen out of the plane. The good news is that the range on this Bluetooth headset is incredible”
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
“this is your pilot speaking. The bad news is that I’ve fallen out of the plane. The good news is that the range on this Bluetooth headset is incredible”
How it feels using BlueSky after 12 years of Twitter
November 14, 2024 at 11:22 PM
How it feels using BlueSky after 12 years of Twitter
This tab is like if someone described the exact opposite of me
November 14, 2024 at 8:00 AM
This tab is like if someone described the exact opposite of me
I genuinely think that if he tried, Matt Gaetz could eat a basketball
November 14, 2024 at 7:59 AM
I genuinely think that if he tried, Matt Gaetz could eat a basketball
Was gonna repost some of my old tweets but the Bruce Willis ones haven’t aged well…
November 13, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Was gonna repost some of my old tweets but the Bruce Willis ones haven’t aged well…