Batologist
@amackayj.bsky.social
I'm not a Bot, really, I'm not.
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The average age babies start walking, by country
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The average age babies start walking, by country
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As the Supreme Court continues to delay issuing a ruling on tariffs, the Constitution remains as clear as ever. Article 1, Section 8, lists the "enumerated powers" reserved exclusively to Congress, including the power to levy duties (tariffs).
Only Congress, not the President, can set tariffs.
Only Congress, not the President, can set tariffs.
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
As the Supreme Court continues to delay issuing a ruling on tariffs, the Constitution remains as clear as ever. Article 1, Section 8, lists the "enumerated powers" reserved exclusively to Congress, including the power to levy duties (tariffs).
Only Congress, not the President, can set tariffs.
Only Congress, not the President, can set tariffs.
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a computer is a machine for making mistakes quickly
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
a computer is a machine for making mistakes quickly
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Two people you should never trust; A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a polition who tells you how to pray.
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Two people you should never trust; A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a polition who tells you how to pray.
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Wearing oasis clobber to a gig is the direct equivalent of being a full kit wanker to a football game.
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Wearing oasis clobber to a gig is the direct equivalent of being a full kit wanker to a football game.
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Social media is full of awful people. However, if I'm honest, I judge the people who reshare their own posts the most harshly.
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Social media is full of awful people. However, if I'm honest, I judge the people who reshare their own posts the most harshly.
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I *love* these RL Burnside videos of him strumming on an old guitar through an old amp on his natural Mississippi habitat. They never get old to me.
youtu.be/K_DOnKJ232M?...
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R.L. Burnside: See My Jumper Hanging On the Line (1978)
YouTube video by Lomax Film Collection
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January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I *love* these RL Burnside videos of him strumming on an old guitar through an old amp on his natural Mississippi habitat. They never get old to me.
youtu.be/K_DOnKJ232M?...
youtu.be/K_DOnKJ232M?...
Burn
I will never understand a party who waves the banner of “MAGA Manhood” and wants “Alpha-Male Leadership”, yet supports a weak, dementia riddled Queen who wears more makeup than Dolly Parton and decorates the oval like Marie Antoinette.
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Burn
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Just looking at this account, I’m wondering is it really that hard photographing a mirror? Why are people so shit at it? And I wandered around the house photographing the mirrors and it’s easy - just don’t do it head on.
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Just looking at this account, I’m wondering is it really that hard photographing a mirror? Why are people so shit at it? And I wandered around the house photographing the mirrors and it’s easy - just don’t do it head on.
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Wow, everyone is addicted to this show
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Wow, everyone is addicted to this show
There's always a tweet
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
There's always a tweet
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You should all spend more time putting synths into low pass filters and less time thinking about Trump, because nothing you can think or worry will impact the boulders that are falling down the hill that might or might not hit you, and synths through filters are rad.
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
You should all spend more time putting synths into low pass filters and less time thinking about Trump, because nothing you can think or worry will impact the boulders that are falling down the hill that might or might not hit you, and synths through filters are rad.
@octopus.energy @givenergy.bsky.social why is there an integration between your batteries but not your car charger? It seems strange that I can have IOF but no IOG. What's the issue?
May 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@octopus.energy @givenergy.bsky.social why is there an integration between your batteries but not your car charger? It seems strange that I can have IOF but no IOG. What's the issue?
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We've got a whole young generation who have not been taught proper smartphone etiquette. It's not ok to check your phone whilst pissing in a urinal. It's not ok to constantly look at your phone whilst visiting someone. Learn some manners.
May 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We've got a whole young generation who have not been taught proper smartphone etiquette. It's not ok to check your phone whilst pissing in a urinal. It's not ok to constantly look at your phone whilst visiting someone. Learn some manners.
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New Song - Gator Days
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
New Song - Gator Days
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Truth in advertising.
April 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Truth in advertising.
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On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
YouTube video by The Onion
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April 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
