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Alyxander
@alyxanderrowan.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood dumpster fire
He/Him | 31
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These fake Christians wouldn’t know Jesus if he came down from heaven and died on a cross for them…
January 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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You should also remember that Discord is not secure. Use something like Signal if you need to have a conversation that you wouldn't want someone to see.
Do not

Do not

Do NOT

Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons.

You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I miss them, and I miss being excited about the BTS stuff instead of just feeling sad about it.
I lovelovelove this bts, because Matt is being cute & Nathan is being cute filming him, & Vico is explaining the plan for the hottest TikTok video ever to Con whilst Mads looks on.

I MISS THEM.
Nathan posted this originally ☺️
January 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Every day it becomes clearer that buying groceries and cooking groceries are two completely separate disciplines
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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There's no good time to say this, but

The city and county of Los Angeles must immediately divest from the 2028 Olympics and put that money to rebuilding public infrastructure and affordable housing. It is irresponsible and ghoulish to continue planning this event on the bodies and souls lost.
January 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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And this will be the last order. There are 4 pieces of stede and ed bug doll left each. I would like to tell you they are set, not to separate them, but you can buy them separately. After this order, we will never sell ofmd bug doll again.
The order will open today
January 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is the funniest fucking interaction and also yes.
January 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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If your bookshelf doesn't have a cobweb-covered book that opens a hidden door when pulled, then what's the point of anything really?
January 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Something we never realize and yet should never forget.
January 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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We are living this right now
January 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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While getting my PhD in sociology, we often talked about a specific vein of cultural essentialism that watered down the idea of "cultural appropriation" to a point that any ethics derived from it would reinstate segregation.

I feel like we caught a glimpse of that today with The Discourse.
January 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not sure if I love this one, gang.
January 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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I like when Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a little holiday in a cutesy English town because Holmes is about to have a menty b and is ordered to “rest,” but then somebody gets murdered and he has to solve it and he feels much better because that is his ketamine therapy.
January 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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ohhhh now i get it. it’s called Twin Peaks because thats what they named the show
January 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What about amateur homo? Pro just feels like a lot of pressure and I don't know if I can handle that right now
The age of "no homo" is over. Now dawns the age of "pro homo".
January 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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the rumors are true. i have
January 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I was living in London and in the middle of a work experience at HarperCollins. I fully planned to stay there forever. Also thought I was a girl back then. A lot of shit has changed.
what was 23 like for yall ?
January 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Let's put a happy little penis right here, shall we? And you know my friends, the nice thing about fanfiction is that it's all for fun, so as long as you're having fun you can't make mistakes. Now this demon's ass looks a bit lonely, so let's give it a happy little friend to play with.
i need a bob ross for fanfiction. i need some dad coded guy telling me it’s ok if i make a mistake and guiding me through getting some writing done even if that writing is two fictional characters doing it raw.
January 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Remember how ten or fifteen years ago, if you really loved a movie, you WANTED it to have a sequel?

Now when I really love a movie and I hear it’s getting a sequel, I’m like 😔 damn
January 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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My poor sweet touch starved little cheese boy and his illegal cheese dealings😭
January 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM