Alyssa Shulman
@alyssashulman.bsky.social
Educator, Trombone Player, Nerd, Trans Woman
(she/her)
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
Meanwhile at Lambeau Field
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Meanwhile at Lambeau Field
Goddamn this party loves losing
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Goddamn this party loves losing
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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
He has the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
He has the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Hell yeah, love me some small ball
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hell yeah, love me some small ball
Blue Jays organist has nothing on the Dodgers organist, tbqh
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Blue Jays organist has nothing on the Dodgers organist, tbqh
Dodgers organist is going hard tonight
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dodgers organist is going hard tonight
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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The block button is your friend. Don't feed the trolls
Yes, it does look like the government accounts joining Bluesky are real, including Homeland Security and the White House. They're tweeting about it on X.
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The block button is your friend. Don't feed the trolls
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Because they saw, and still see, America as something far superior to the tinpot shithole regimes we opposed. And there's nothing more insulting to them than seeing someone go and try to turn America into *exactly* that kind of country.
My boss is a Reagan Republican and has been enraged since this all started. I seem to remember being plenty angry at that group of Republicans back then but again, nothing like this.
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Because they saw, and still see, America as something far superior to the tinpot shithole regimes we opposed. And there's nothing more insulting to them than seeing someone go and try to turn America into *exactly* that kind of country.
A week before election day in 2016, Comey made a big announcement about how Clinton was under criminal investigation.
I wonder if he regrets that decision
I wonder if he regrets that decision
BREAKING on MSNBC:
Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC.
Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC.
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A week before election day in 2016, Comey made a big announcement about how Clinton was under criminal investigation.
I wonder if he regrets that decision
I wonder if he regrets that decision
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What a backward score. Should be 93% at minimum
September 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What a backward score. Should be 93% at minimum
I mean, he was
Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot
September 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I mean, he was
🎵 Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime,
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🎵 Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime,
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
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As I said some time ago, the culture here is BLOCK. See a troll, block a troll. They enjoy even negative attention.
Bluesky isn't a place where trolls come to get mocked and insulted. They love that.
Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored — which they hate.
If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.
Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored — which they hate.
If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.
Lot of bigots showing up. Remember, don't interact. Just report and block block block.
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
As I said some time ago, the culture here is BLOCK. See a troll, block a troll. They enjoy even negative attention.
Are we the baddies?
September 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Are we the baddies?
If you don't like that you don't like Iowa football
16 play field goal drive that took 9:28 off the clock and tied the game
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you don't like that you don't like Iowa football
Shiny Happy People!
September 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Shiny Happy People!
They literally could not indict a ham sandwich lmao
A grand jury has rejected federal prosecutors' attempts to indict Sean Dunn, the man accused of throwing a Subway sandwich at a CBP officer. This comes after three OTHER failed attempts to indict another person accused of assaulting a federal agent. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
They literally could not indict a ham sandwich lmao
Football as God intended it to be played, without the forward pass 😤
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Football as God intended it to be played, without the forward pass 😤
Muppets
converse question: what's the long-running, culture-defining franchise with the *best* hit rate?
is there a long-running, culture-defining franchise with a worse hit rate?
jurassic park, maybe?
jurassic park, maybe?
August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Muppets
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.