Alyssa
@alyssao.bsky.social
“Welcome ladies and jungle men” - my child
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Upon watching DWTS tonight, my husband commented, “that was Hilaria-ous”
Not wrong.
Not wrong.
October 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Upon watching DWTS tonight, my husband commented, “that was Hilaria-ous”
Not wrong.
Not wrong.
My four year old (the oldest of three) just asked me if I have kids.
I’m all for getting to know each other better, but bro. . .
I’m all for getting to know each other better, but bro. . .
May 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My four year old (the oldest of three) just asked me if I have kids.
I’m all for getting to know each other better, but bro. . .
I’m all for getting to know each other better, but bro. . .
Having kids close in age is so fun.
Also, tonight the four year old threw the biggest tantrum, the three year old was goofing off, fell, and was bleeding, and the one year old projectile puked. . .All at the same time.
Having kids close in age is also chaos.
Also, tonight the four year old threw the biggest tantrum, the three year old was goofing off, fell, and was bleeding, and the one year old projectile puked. . .All at the same time.
Having kids close in age is also chaos.
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Having kids close in age is so fun.
Also, tonight the four year old threw the biggest tantrum, the three year old was goofing off, fell, and was bleeding, and the one year old projectile puked. . .All at the same time.
Having kids close in age is also chaos.
Also, tonight the four year old threw the biggest tantrum, the three year old was goofing off, fell, and was bleeding, and the one year old projectile puked. . .All at the same time.
Having kids close in age is also chaos.
Rewatched the Alabama Regional and …..oh….
April 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Rewatched the Alabama Regional and …..oh….
The difference between @nashseverewx.com here and on the old place is that no one here is commenting things like “I was going to ride my motorcycle from Memphis to Nashville late this evening, should I reschedule?” and sometimes I miss the insanity. 😂
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The difference between @nashseverewx.com here and on the old place is that no one here is commenting things like “I was going to ride my motorcycle from Memphis to Nashville late this evening, should I reschedule?” and sometimes I miss the insanity. 😂
4yo “Can I have some pimp seeds on my oatmeal??”
Hemp seeds. He wanted hemp seeds.
Hemp seeds. He wanted hemp seeds.
February 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
4yo “Can I have some pimp seeds on my oatmeal??”
Hemp seeds. He wanted hemp seeds.
Hemp seeds. He wanted hemp seeds.
We all got the flu shot so I thought the bug that slowly passed through the fam two weeks ago was the flu.
Turns out it wasn’t and that’s what we have now. My poor baby is so sick and I’m too miserable to be that helpful for her. This year has been a year already.
Turns out it wasn’t and that’s what we have now. My poor baby is so sick and I’m too miserable to be that helpful for her. This year has been a year already.
February 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We all got the flu shot so I thought the bug that slowly passed through the fam two weeks ago was the flu.
Turns out it wasn’t and that’s what we have now. My poor baby is so sick and I’m too miserable to be that helpful for her. This year has been a year already.
Turns out it wasn’t and that’s what we have now. My poor baby is so sick and I’m too miserable to be that helpful for her. This year has been a year already.
My 2 year old today: “I like my
pancakes with peen”
“You…what?”
“That’s what I call peanut butter”
pancakes with peen”
“You…what?”
“That’s what I call peanut butter”
February 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My 2 year old today: “I like my
pancakes with peen”
“You…what?”
“That’s what I call peanut butter”
pancakes with peen”
“You…what?”
“That’s what I call peanut butter”
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HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen
February 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen
2003 me can’t comprehend this sentence
David letterman is here, sitting with Lisa Bluder
February 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
2003 me can’t comprehend this sentence
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remember: spanish-speaking people being forced to attend church online for fear of deportation is freedom, as opposed to english-speaking people being forced to attend church online for fear of getting covid and dying, which is persecution.
January 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
remember: spanish-speaking people being forced to attend church online for fear of deportation is freedom, as opposed to english-speaking people being forced to attend church online for fear of getting covid and dying, which is persecution.
At my first NCAA gym meet today and I am SO excited
January 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
At my first NCAA gym meet today and I am SO excited
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After the shooting, someone said a lot of the CEO’s are afraid to return to work.
Read that and now think about how our school-aged kids feel!
Read that and now think about how our school-aged kids feel!
December 16, 2024 at 6:46 PM
After the shooting, someone said a lot of the CEO’s are afraid to return to work.
Read that and now think about how our school-aged kids feel!
Read that and now think about how our school-aged kids feel!
Typically the first sound over the monitor in the morning is "I have to go potty!"
Today, however, it was my two-year-old singing, "This crib is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
Today, however, it was my two-year-old singing, "This crib is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
December 11, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Typically the first sound over the monitor in the morning is "I have to go potty!"
Today, however, it was my two-year-old singing, "This crib is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
Today, however, it was my two-year-old singing, "This crib is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
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BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.
I was poised to be the puke-cleaner, and then the first incident from our first child occurred while I was pregnant with our second. I was able to smoothly pass the torch. 😅
The designated puke-cleaner of the marriage deserves so many stars in their heavenly crown
December 7, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I was poised to be the puke-cleaner, and then the first incident from our first child occurred while I was pregnant with our second. I was able to smoothly pass the torch. 😅
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ok real talk how do we survive without being angry and sad and tired all the time because things aren’t going to get better and we have to stay alive anyway
what works
what works
December 6, 2024 at 2:11 AM
ok real talk how do we survive without being angry and sad and tired all the time because things aren’t going to get better and we have to stay alive anyway
what works
what works
The song: “Hola, Hola, Hola Cómo estás”
2 year old: Hola, Hula. Hula is my friend” 🎶
2 year old: Hola, Hula. Hula is my friend” 🎶
December 5, 2024 at 2:50 PM
The song: “Hola, Hola, Hola Cómo estás”
2 year old: Hola, Hula. Hula is my friend” 🎶
2 year old: Hola, Hula. Hula is my friend” 🎶
I decided to prioritize some time for myself by waking up early, so my children decided that instead of sleeping til 7:30, they are now consistently up at six.
Tis the law of parenting.
Tis the law of parenting.
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I decided to prioritize some time for myself by waking up early, so my children decided that instead of sleeping til 7:30, they are now consistently up at six.
Tis the law of parenting.
Tis the law of parenting.
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Failed game of Keepy Uppy
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Bluey balloon pops during inflation before Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
www.nbcnewyork.com
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Failed game of Keepy Uppy
My favorite Thanksgiving tradition (besides eating until I explode) is watching the parade. It’s NEVER as good as I want it to be, but it holds so many memories that I still can’t quit it.
November 28, 2024 at 12:34 AM
My favorite Thanksgiving tradition (besides eating until I explode) is watching the parade. It’s NEVER as good as I want it to be, but it holds so many memories that I still can’t quit it.
Cleaning the house to host Thanksgiving and my two year old keeps reaching into obscure corners/caninets/under furniture so he can loudly proclaim, “mama, you forgot this crumb!!”
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Cleaning the house to host Thanksgiving and my two year old keeps reaching into obscure corners/caninets/under furniture so he can loudly proclaim, “mama, you forgot this crumb!!”