Alyssa
@alyssao.bsky.social
“Welcome ladies and jungle men” - my child
Perhaps it is “Well, come in.” They are simply allowing their uninvited guests to enter. 😜
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Perhaps it is “Well, come in.” They are simply allowing their uninvited guests to enter. 😜
“It was a blowout!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“It was a blowout!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
I hope you’ll discuss Dulcy’s innovative beam routine. 😂
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope you’ll discuss Dulcy’s innovative beam routine. 😂
I’m not one to really notice that sort of thing typically, but you better believe I noticed it this time!! 😳
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m not one to really notice that sort of thing typically, but you better believe I noticed it this time!! 😳
How could I forget a brewery or any place with alcohol?!?!
June 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How could I forget a brewery or any place with alcohol?!?!
Ohhh the internet also gets fired up about kids at grocery stores . . . and just the idea of libraries is pretty infuriating sometimes.
June 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ohhh the internet also gets fired up about kids at grocery stores . . . and just the idea of libraries is pretty infuriating sometimes.
My four year old does the “MAMA MAMA MAMA” “What?” “Ummm…” so much that my 15 month old thinks that that is just how you get my attention. “Mama umm….”
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My four year old does the “MAMA MAMA MAMA” “What?” “Ummm…” so much that my 15 month old thinks that that is just how you get my attention. “Mama umm….”
This is the most accurate teacher math I have seen.
May 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is the most accurate teacher math I have seen.
My two year old said I’m good at eating and cleaning the carpet. He’s not wrong.
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
May 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My two year old said I’m good at eating and cleaning the carpet. He’s not wrong.
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
I’m glad I’m not the only one who missed that memo until today
May 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m glad I’m not the only one who missed that memo until today
We watched Sesame Street yesterday and the letter of the day was B and that’s a letter in LGBTQ. Clearly indoctrination.
May 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We watched Sesame Street yesterday and the letter of the day was B and that’s a letter in LGBTQ. Clearly indoctrination.
@allthingsgympod.bsky.social I didn’t rank the final four, but I DID have Missouri in the final four. Ignore the rest of my final four because that part didn’t work out so well. 💀 I just had so much faith in this team!
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
@allthingsgympod.bsky.social I didn’t rank the final four, but I DID have Missouri in the final four. Ignore the rest of my final four because that part didn’t work out so well. 💀 I just had so much faith in this team!
I am during the potty training ages where there are still semi-frequent accidents. If it survives one kid, it’s a back up pair for the next. Past that stage, probably not, TBD.
April 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am during the potty training ages where there are still semi-frequent accidents. If it survives one kid, it’s a back up pair for the next. Past that stage, probably not, TBD.
Happy to see you here, Michelle!
April 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Happy to see you here, Michelle!
Thank you for everything tonight! Even my four year old trusts what you say. “Mama did the weather guy in your phone say we can go back to bed now?” 😂
March 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Thank you for everything tonight! Even my four year old trusts what you say. “Mama did the weather guy in your phone say we can go back to bed now?” 😂
“Spinner Girl-Felix” has a nice ring to it.
March 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Spinner Girl-Felix” has a nice ring to it.
I thought it was already decided - this baby would be Felix as well!
March 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I thought it was already decided - this baby would be Felix as well!