Nick Realname
@altjelly.bsky.social
He/him
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I like coffee to an unhealthy extent
Sadly this place has become poison and I have deleted the app from my phone. Catch me on discord instead!
❤️🧡💛💚💙
I like coffee to an unhealthy extent
Sadly this place has become poison and I have deleted the app from my phone. Catch me on discord instead!
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the mods of this place will strangle it to death trying to avoid it having the reputation it already has and unavoidably will always have
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the mods of this place will strangle it to death trying to avoid it having the reputation it already has and unavoidably will always have
Howdy folks! Because the Bsky ceo keeps caving to transphobes, I'm outta here most likely. Catch me on discord and twitch! Alternatively, if you have my phone number, text me sometime!
Really sucks that the Bsky ceo sucks this much. Catch ya elsewhere!
Really sucks that the Bsky ceo sucks this much. Catch ya elsewhere!
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Howdy folks! Because the Bsky ceo keeps caving to transphobes, I'm outta here most likely. Catch me on discord and twitch! Alternatively, if you have my phone number, text me sometime!
Really sucks that the Bsky ceo sucks this much. Catch ya elsewhere!
Really sucks that the Bsky ceo sucks this much. Catch ya elsewhere!
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Latest Onion, print edition is here.
October 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Latest Onion, print edition is here.
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I like how the Bluesky staff burned thru like 99 percent of people’s good will before they secured a long term revenue plan for this platform
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I like how the Bluesky staff burned thru like 99 percent of people’s good will before they secured a long term revenue plan for this platform
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It’s almost as if those of us in the media told you so.
October 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It’s almost as if those of us in the media told you so.
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CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation.
Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.
Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.
October 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation.
Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.
Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.
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History has many painful lessons.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
History has many painful lessons.
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BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
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October 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
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So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death.
A mini medieval story time!
A mini medieval story time!
Jim Jordan: "If there's an able-bodied adult out there now who is in our welfare system, guess what -- that person is going to have to work ... that is far from immoral."
July 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death.
A mini medieval story time!
A mini medieval story time!
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it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult
October 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult
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This is partly my point - Get involved in local activism. Help work to notify activists in your area of ICE patrols. Build community outreach programs. There is a TON to be done between the binaries of boycotting & physical violence - its just hard for us to imagine it because we aren't show in.
Well I don't know what else would be working besides violence in this case.
Just denouncing these things won't make them stop. Showing people how horrible companies are, doesn't make them stop. So the ONLY thing people can do besides literally trashing places that these companies own is not pay.
Just denouncing these things won't make them stop. Showing people how horrible companies are, doesn't make them stop. So the ONLY thing people can do besides literally trashing places that these companies own is not pay.
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is partly my point - Get involved in local activism. Help work to notify activists in your area of ICE patrols. Build community outreach programs. There is a TON to be done between the binaries of boycotting & physical violence - its just hard for us to imagine it because we aren't show in.
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am i the only person who cares about housing prices? is this like a niche political interest or something?
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
am i the only person who cares about housing prices? is this like a niche political interest or something?
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Military clothes were historically designed for function, not fashion. High-waisted pants kept shirts tucked and allowed for better mobility. The Ike jacket was inspired by British battledress, which involved a cropped jacket that felt comfy when driving. Why change?
IG army.navy.vintage
IG army.navy.vintage
October 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Military clothes were historically designed for function, not fashion. High-waisted pants kept shirts tucked and allowed for better mobility. The Ike jacket was inspired by British battledress, which involved a cropped jacket that felt comfy when driving. Why change?
IG army.navy.vintage
IG army.navy.vintage
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With how much bad shit is constantly happening, it’s gonna be a looong time before we hear a “we didn’t start the fire”
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
With how much bad shit is constantly happening, it’s gonna be a looong time before we hear a “we didn’t start the fire”
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David Cross nails it:
“I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing,” wrote Cross on his website. “That people I admire, with unarguable talent would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for … what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
“I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing,” wrote Cross on his website. “That people I admire, with unarguable talent would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for … what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
David Cross Slams Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle and Others Performing at Saudi Comedy Festival: “Disgusted”
In a scathing open letter, Cross is the latest to criticize his fellow comedians for participating in the Riyadh Comedy Festival: "I am deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. How can any of us...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
David Cross nails it:
“I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing,” wrote Cross on his website. “That people I admire, with unarguable talent would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for … what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
“I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing,” wrote Cross on his website. “That people I admire, with unarguable talent would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for … what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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Ultimately, the fact that there *isn't* some overt radical left combined with the fact that they want to construct a make-believe one is proof that any construction and securitization of violent left-wing extremism will definitionally be used against unrelated civilians
September 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ultimately, the fact that there *isn't* some overt radical left combined with the fact that they want to construct a make-believe one is proof that any construction and securitization of violent left-wing extremism will definitionally be used against unrelated civilians
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"Republicans run the entire government but can't keep it open"
That's it. That's the whole story.
That's it. That's the whole story.
Yes. (And still getting "standoff" BS and "who will blink first" and "who will voters blame" from news.)
Trump and MAGA control the *entire* government. It's a simple fact:
- White House
- Senate
- House
- Scotus
- OMB (to the hilt)
- Every regulatory agency
They're in command. It's on them.
Trump and MAGA control the *entire* government. It's a simple fact:
- White House
- Senate
- House
- Scotus
- OMB (to the hilt)
- Every regulatory agency
They're in command. It's on them.
I do not understand why they cannot get the headlines right.
Just follow the gop playbook!
“Repubs control it all! The shutdown is on them!”
As nauseum.
Don’t lead with the nuance.
Just follow the gop playbook!
“Repubs control it all! The shutdown is on them!”
As nauseum.
Don’t lead with the nuance.
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Republicans run the entire government but can't keep it open"
That's it. That's the whole story.
That's it. That's the whole story.
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Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband.
Today they attacked two journalists.
We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
Today they attacked two journalists.
We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
ICE agents assault amNewYork reporter at Federal Plaza immigration court; another journalist seriously injured after shove | amNewYork
ICE agents assaulted amNewYork's own Dean Moses, and allegedly attacked another journalist, on Tuesday morning as they were documenting the ongoing arrests of
www.amny.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband.
Today they attacked two journalists.
We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
Today they attacked two journalists.
We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
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I just got a VERY interesting email that allies in congress were upset that so many of my readers were calling about the anti-trans provisions. I'm here to say: good. I won't let them throw our rights under the bus by cover of night.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
1. It's shutdown day, and anti-trans provisions are on the line... either today, or in a few more weeks if a clean continuing resolution passes.
Trump posted a video this morning blaming a shutdown on trans people and immigrants.
Here is your shutdown guide.
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Trump posted a video this morning blaming a shutdown on trans people and immigrants.
Here is your shutdown guide.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Shutdown Day Guide For LGBTQ+ People: "Continuing Resolutions" And New Anti-Trans Posts From The White House
Shutdown day is here, and there has been a lot of competing coverage on Republican priorities, Democrat's demands, and what shutdown politics means for LGBTQ+ people in America.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just got a VERY interesting email that allies in congress were upset that so many of my readers were calling about the anti-trans provisions. I'm here to say: good. I won't let them throw our rights under the bus by cover of night.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
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this is how it feels to wear high rise pants
September 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is how it feels to wear high rise pants
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I have conservative relatives in Utah that get very annoyed with me (a NY-er who married into the family) for pointing out that like every true crime podcast is about how some whacko Mormon in Idaho/Utah killed their family to have an affair.
September 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I have conservative relatives in Utah that get very annoyed with me (a NY-er who married into the family) for pointing out that like every true crime podcast is about how some whacko Mormon in Idaho/Utah killed their family to have an affair.
Ya boy is a little ticked off because the thrift auction is charging 40 dollars for shipping on 10 dollar boots
September 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ya boy is a little ticked off because the thrift auction is charging 40 dollars for shipping on 10 dollar boots