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altjelly.bsky.social
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@altjelly.bsky.social
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I like coffee to an unhealthy extent

Sadly this place has become poison and I have deleted the app from my phone. Catch me on discord instead!
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altjelly.bsky.social
Sparking up? In the forest? I think not.
2 chipmunks looking at a sign. The sign says "Smokey's Rules: Be Careful with matches, with smokes, with any fire. Remember - only YOU can PREVENT FOREST FIRES"
March 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
altjelly.bsky.social
@cvkvlv.bsky.social thanks for the rainbow earrings! Took a while for my ears to heal up enough for me to be able to wear them, but they're my favorite earrings!
A picture of a guy wearing rainbow-colored beaded earrings that dangle about an inch below his ears. He is very handsome and stylish, and the rainbow earrings enhance his charm
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
I got my VCR working, and watching VHS tapes is every bit as amazing as I remembered.
January 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
Making homemade eggnog! Remember to only use egg yolks, NEVER egg whites, for the custard texture. That is a mistake you only make ONCE in your life.

Heat to 140F, and then chill completely before drinking.

If anybody's got their own home recipes for this season, I'd love to hear them!
A light brown, frothy liquid in a saucepan. It's eggnog: oat milk, egg yolk, maple syrup, and holiday spice mix heating on the stove. It will be chilled completely before drinking! Whipped cream! It's the Silk non-dairy whipping cream, which is much easier to whip. It's flecked with spots of cinnamon and vanilla paste throughout.
December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
Me when being a barista means getting free coffee and sandwiches

vs

me when being a barista means driving to work in the pitch black hours of the morning in the pouring rain
2 pictures of Gus Fring in Breaking Bad. In the first he is laughing joyously. The second is a close up of his face. He is not laughing. He is staring into the camera with the shadows haunting his eyes.
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 AM
altjelly.bsky.social
A huge thank you to @actualkatherine.bsky.social for an AWESOME history tour through Seton Hill in Baltimore! A nice brisk walk while we learned, and afterwards we were only 5 minutes away from our favorite coffee shop in Charles Village!

Highly recommend to anybody who loves Baltimore!!!
A picture of tour guide Dr. E. Katherine in front of a historic Methodist church. The church is a beautiful red brick and has an ornate circular stained glass window. A close up image of the circular stained glass window on the historic Methodist church. The wood underneath the glass is in need of repair, as the paint is severely peeling. Myself in front of Doppio (a local queer coffee shop in Charles Village) carrying a bag from The Charmer's Club (a local queer thrift shop across the street). We got a delightful crocheted blanket in autumnal colors and and some beautiful mugs for 30 bucks! A flurry of pigeons surging into the air as I walk down the street. This photo captures several with their wings open, mid-flight. Behind the pigeons appears to be a storefront with 2 sinister-looking clown masks staring down at them menacingly.
December 7, 2024 at 5:34 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
My higher self's advice is to seek help, apparently
A capybara in a cowboy hat. Meme text says "I'm built different. Like incorrectly i think"
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 AM
altjelly.bsky.social
I was going crazy waiting for #SpotifyWrapped this year. I know I listen to music every day but I didn't realize how much that adds up
A Spotify wrapped, with an image of John Williams at the top. The top artists: 1 John Williams 2 Kendrick Lamar 3 Over The Garden Wall 4 Ghost 5 Chappell Roan The top songs: 1 SCUMBAG 2 Hayloft II 3 PUNK TACTICS 4 Lo Chiamavano King 5 Underwear Total minutes listened: 76,369
December 4, 2024 at 2:24 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
You know, I love finding things that turn out to be a true delight. I spotted this announcement, and decided to check out the book, and it's INCREDIBLY cute. It takes me back to when I was a kid and pretended I was 2 inches tall and adventuring through the vents or cabinets.

Very charming work!
The cover of Lilliputian Living by Becca Hillburn. The subtext says "The Compendium of Miniature Life" The cover art depicts a young woman who appears to be about 6 inches tall, resting next to a turtle (about the size of a horse, from her perspective), which is covered in luggage.
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
altjelly.bsky.social
A ship that is neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
An image drawn by @pileoftrashley, of an intimate moment between Luigi and Bowser. Luigi's hand is on Bowsers chin and they're both blushing as they look into each other's eyes.
November 21, 2024 at 1:48 AM
altjelly.bsky.social
End the oppression of precious babies like Jellybean! Toe-biting should be 100% allowed! #JusticeForJellybean
A yawning tuxedo cat A tuxedo cat, named Jellybean, grimacing in apparent disgust A tuxedo cat peeking over a bedboard. Only her large, circular pupils and perked-up ears are visible.
November 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
My girl, Jellybean, got a new cat bed but refused to touch it until I put my favorite sweater in there first.
A tuxedo cat, laying in a cat bed with a blue sweater in it.
November 19, 2024 at 7:14 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
A comic. Two birds. One says: "my babies! Somebody ate my babies!" The other says: "I ate your babies, and I'll eat them again next year!" The birds are revealed to be on a CD labeled "Relaxing Bird Sounds"
November 18, 2024 at 5:01 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
I was reminded of the Spotify Iceberg so I went to see what mine was. Not gonna lie, I think I've got (mostly) good taste here.

If anybody is so inclined, hit me with your own spotify iceberg so I can look for new music to listen to!
A Spotify Iceberg, going from well-known to unknown names in descending order. Such as Kendrick Lamar, to Dolly Parton, to Delicate Steve, to The Cancellations.
November 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
Yall ever get on a call with family and just talk in circles because neither of you can relate to the other's circumstances?

"Yeah we're trying to save up so we have 10k in the bank."

"What do you mean? Like, you don't have that already? Why not? It shouldn't take that long to make 10k dollars!"
An exhausted guy with his head in his hand. He's got a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and about 12 more cigarettes in his fingers ready to go.
November 12, 2024 at 4:13 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
How do you share the full list like that? I'm just doing screenshots of whatever fits on my phone screen.
8 songs from an 'On Repeat' playlist. The songs are Ocean Man, Black Creek, Cruel World, The Gospel Truth, Tried and True, In Dreams, Come Wayward Souls, and It's Raining Men.
November 11, 2024 at 8:19 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go through everybody's favorite music and find some bops to add to my playlists
November 8, 2024 at 12:34 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
Honey butter Cornmeal cookies!
November 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
I grew up on these streets
November 5, 2024 at 4:22 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
The energy I bring bluesky
November 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
The good soup I made by winging it with ingredients:
2 sticks butter
3 lbs diced onions
6 lbs chicken thighs
All the spices you'd normally put in chili (enough to fill 1/3 cup)
1/2 bottle of hot sauce
4 oz log of goat cheese

Cook onions first, then just toss the rest in the big pot. Stir frequently
November 1, 2024 at 6:48 PM
altjelly.bsky.social
Sleepy girl #cat

Her name is Jellybean, make sure to wish her a comfy nap
October 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM