Altikai
@altikai.bsky.social
34 masc. presenting enby
they/them/any
Pan/Poly
they/them/any
Pan/Poly
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Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
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These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.
January 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.
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What a weird time. Hold onto your butts
January 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What a weird time. Hold onto your butts
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I often see indie games in development with fantastic movement and parkour, but i always notice the developers seem to have forgotten something very crutial:
Where is the little guy? The funny blorbo? I can't eat this movement tech without the creature! What of the beast?!
Where is the little guy? The funny blorbo? I can't eat this movement tech without the creature! What of the beast?!
January 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I often see indie games in development with fantastic movement and parkour, but i always notice the developers seem to have forgotten something very crutial:
Where is the little guy? The funny blorbo? I can't eat this movement tech without the creature! What of the beast?!
Where is the little guy? The funny blorbo? I can't eat this movement tech without the creature! What of the beast?!
Possibly the most transparent ploy to curry favor in history.
January 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Possibly the most transparent ploy to curry favor in history.
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
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Another absolute classic.
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Another absolute classic.
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This is a propaganda masterpiece. Tens of millions of people who know nothing about politics will see this & when TiKTok is back Trump will take full credit (& a huge kickback) & no one will care the ban was his idea in the first place. An idea an idiot cadre of elderly Dems went along with. 🤡 💩
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is a propaganda masterpiece. Tens of millions of people who know nothing about politics will see this & when TiKTok is back Trump will take full credit (& a huge kickback) & no one will care the ban was his idea in the first place. An idea an idiot cadre of elderly Dems went along with. 🤡 💩
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The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop.
I want our World Wide Web back.
I want our World Wide Web back.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop.
I want our World Wide Web back.
I want our World Wide Web back.
Puts new meaing to train cars.
🤣
🤣
January 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Puts new meaing to train cars.
🤣
🤣
Well, at least spacex failures are pretty...
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well, at least spacex failures are pretty...
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DOGE. Department Of Government Explosions.
Objectively it is SO sad that this narcissistic man-baby antagonized so many people and effectively ruined the legacy of Tesla and SpaceX innovation... I am somewhat ashamed, but fuck, I wish Elon Musk to fail in ALL his endeavors. Sad.
Objectively it is SO sad that this narcissistic man-baby antagonized so many people and effectively ruined the legacy of Tesla and SpaceX innovation... I am somewhat ashamed, but fuck, I wish Elon Musk to fail in ALL his endeavors. Sad.
Here you can see the moment Starship blew up 😱
Credit: x.com/FlyerXT/stat...
Credit: x.com/FlyerXT/stat...
January 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
DOGE. Department Of Government Explosions.
Objectively it is SO sad that this narcissistic man-baby antagonized so many people and effectively ruined the legacy of Tesla and SpaceX innovation... I am somewhat ashamed, but fuck, I wish Elon Musk to fail in ALL his endeavors. Sad.
Objectively it is SO sad that this narcissistic man-baby antagonized so many people and effectively ruined the legacy of Tesla and SpaceX innovation... I am somewhat ashamed, but fuck, I wish Elon Musk to fail in ALL his endeavors. Sad.
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Looks we got ourselves a convoy. #dirtbikechase
January 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Looks we got ourselves a convoy. #dirtbikechase
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slavic sword girl from marvel rivals 🙂↔️
January 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
slavic sword girl from marvel rivals 🙂↔️
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"It's not really enjoyable to play video games now... it takes a lot of time, it takes a lot of attention, you have to get really good at using a controller. The majority of people don't enjoy the majority of time they spend playing games."—Inventor of robot that plays games for you while you watch
January 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"It's not really enjoyable to play video games now... it takes a lot of time, it takes a lot of attention, you have to get really good at using a controller. The majority of people don't enjoy the majority of time they spend playing games."—Inventor of robot that plays games for you while you watch
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elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet
January 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet