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2026 FIFA Peace Prize Frontrunner
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How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money
Our children live on this planet you know.
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Our children live on this planet you know.
Well yesterday was another great Christmas Day for my PE firm. Working holidays hardcore is our “secret sauce”.
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well yesterday was another great Christmas Day for my PE firm. Working holidays hardcore is our “secret sauce”.
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
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So I hate to be That Guy, but we're entering into uncertain territory here with the Epstein Files, and it's more important than ever that we make sure we know all the facts before we blow things up.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
So I hate to be That Guy, but we're entering into uncertain territory here with the Epstein Files, and it's more important than ever that we make sure we know all the facts before we blow things up.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
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I'm predicting what's next
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm predicting what's next
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Riffing on Animal Farm to tell a story about authoritarianism rising from techno feudalists exploiting populism is not a terrible idea.
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Riffing on Animal Farm to tell a story about authoritarianism rising from techno feudalists exploiting populism is not a terrible idea.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
Live your life so you are never “strongly condemned” by the creators of a kindness themed property targeted at preschoolers.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Live your life so you are never “strongly condemned” by the creators of a kindness themed property targeted at preschoolers.
Please please just don’t with all the stupid “false flag” bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Please please just don’t with all the stupid “false flag” bullshit.
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Rightwing MAGA Christianity has about as much relation to the gospels as MAGA politics does to the Constitution.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
They’re doing to America what they did to Christianity | Bill McKibben
Trump’s wrecking-ball approach to America has a precedent: the evangelical perversion of Jesus’s message of radical love to one of hate and aggression
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rightwing MAGA Christianity has about as much relation to the gospels as MAGA politics does to the Constitution.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
A day where the phrase “gift link” is ominous and foreboding.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A day where the phrase “gift link” is ominous and foreboding.
Comment from Larry Summers on MTG resignation: “Fidelio”
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Comment from Larry Summers on MTG resignation: “Fidelio”
“How can I recline when I never clined in the 1st place?”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“How can I recline when I never clined in the 1st place?”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”
Hitler’s Junk Discourse?
I’m not even mad at you all, just very disappointed.
I’m not even mad at you all, just very disappointed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hitler’s Junk Discourse?
I’m not even mad at you all, just very disappointed.
I’m not even mad at you all, just very disappointed.
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2/3 I have made three of my cartoons into new, limited edition prints. You can get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
2/3 I have made three of my cartoons into new, limited edition prints. You can get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop
A decrepit old former cabinet member getting Jeffrey Epstein to Cyrano for him while he hits on a grad student is such a 30 Rock ass scandal.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A decrepit old former cabinet member getting Jeffrey Epstein to Cyrano for him while he hits on a grad student is such a 30 Rock ass scandal.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
Author of viral shout into the void tweet: I used the void as a cautionary tale.
WaPost:
www.washingtonpost.com/style/trends...
WaPost:
www.washingtonpost.com/style/trends...
Things are pretty tense right now. Have you tried screaming about it?
Scream clubs are the latest way to bellow into the void.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Author of viral shout into the void tweet: I used the void as a cautionary tale.
WaPost:
www.washingtonpost.com/style/trends...
WaPost:
www.washingtonpost.com/style/trends...
I’m sure I speak for NFL fans everywhere when I say a resurgence by the Patriots is just what they want and need in these troubled times.
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m sure I speak for NFL fans everywhere when I say a resurgence by the Patriots is just what they want and need in these troubled times.
Child Monarch of Naboo is an elected and term-limited office.
October 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Child Monarch of Naboo is an elected and term-limited office.
Poster: This is propaganda. The public transportation in my city is safe and crime is dropping on it.
Me: Hell yeah!
P: There is nothing in need of improvement here.
M: Well, maybe we could try…
P: I would be honored, HONORED, to be murdered on the Purple Seventeen Train!
M: Now wait -
Me: Hell yeah!
P: There is nothing in need of improvement here.
M: Well, maybe we could try…
P: I would be honored, HONORED, to be murdered on the Purple Seventeen Train!
M: Now wait -
October 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Poster: This is propaganda. The public transportation in my city is safe and crime is dropping on it.
Me: Hell yeah!
P: There is nothing in need of improvement here.
M: Well, maybe we could try…
P: I would be honored, HONORED, to be murdered on the Purple Seventeen Train!
M: Now wait -
Me: Hell yeah!
P: There is nothing in need of improvement here.
M: Well, maybe we could try…
P: I would be honored, HONORED, to be murdered on the Purple Seventeen Train!
M: Now wait -
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What will poor Eric Adams do for work?
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What will poor Eric Adams do for work?
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!