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2026 FIFA Peace Prize Frontrunner
My teenager was shocked to learn “George’s answering machine song” was based on a real song.
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
My teenager was shocked to learn “George’s answering machine song” was based on a real song.
In October 2026 someone will post a video of a Middlebury undergrad saying Yasser Arafat had a mixed record not an entirely bad one.
Andy will be forced to endorse voting a straight Republican ticket.
He’ll want to be open to change and bipartisanship but you’ll see the libs give him no choice.
Andy will be forced to endorse voting a straight Republican ticket.
He’ll want to be open to change and bipartisanship but you’ll see the libs give him no choice.
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
In October 2026 someone will post a video of a Middlebury undergrad saying Yasser Arafat had a mixed record not an entirely bad one.
Andy will be forced to endorse voting a straight Republican ticket.
He’ll want to be open to change and bipartisanship but you’ll see the libs give him no choice.
Andy will be forced to endorse voting a straight Republican ticket.
He’ll want to be open to change and bipartisanship but you’ll see the libs give him no choice.
Harnessing kids and hooking them to the dog run while Mom did chores was fairly common in my neighborhood growing up. Younger generations are horrified.
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Harnessing kids and hooking them to the dog run while Mom did chores was fairly common in my neighborhood growing up. Younger generations are horrified.
Chop and measure out everything before you start cooking.
This will make the difference between Asian style cooking being fun and it being stressful.
You’ll also have a head start on mise en place if you try French cooking.
This will make the difference between Asian style cooking being fun and it being stressful.
You’ll also have a head start on mise en place if you try French cooking.
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Chop and measure out everything before you start cooking.
This will make the difference between Asian style cooking being fun and it being stressful.
You’ll also have a head start on mise en place if you try French cooking.
This will make the difference between Asian style cooking being fun and it being stressful.
You’ll also have a head start on mise en place if you try French cooking.
The racism is obviously bad.
However, even if you set aside the gutter bigotry, it is an incredible and worrying humiliation to our country that our president is reposting weird slop videos at all.
However, even if you set aside the gutter bigotry, it is an incredible and worrying humiliation to our country that our president is reposting weird slop videos at all.
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The racism is obviously bad.
However, even if you set aside the gutter bigotry, it is an incredible and worrying humiliation to our country that our president is reposting weird slop videos at all.
However, even if you set aside the gutter bigotry, it is an incredible and worrying humiliation to our country that our president is reposting weird slop videos at all.
Would they say this about a 50 year old homeless guy targeting girls at a well to do private high school?
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Would they say this about a 50 year old homeless guy targeting girls at a well to do private high school?
The whole thing is really dispiriting.
Like I sensed these were bad people playacting as good people to make money…
But I was thinking Gavin from Silicon Valley.
This is just gross.
Like I sensed these were bad people playacting as good people to make money…
But I was thinking Gavin from Silicon Valley.
This is just gross.
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The whole thing is really dispiriting.
Like I sensed these were bad people playacting as good people to make money…
But I was thinking Gavin from Silicon Valley.
This is just gross.
Like I sensed these were bad people playacting as good people to make money…
But I was thinking Gavin from Silicon Valley.
This is just gross.
Old enough to remember 2008 when the smelly hippies with papier-mache puppets were proven absolutely right about the previous decade and the very serious and savvy pundits learned absolutely nothing and suffered no consequences for being wrong.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Old enough to remember 2008 when the smelly hippies with papier-mache puppets were proven absolutely right about the previous decade and the very serious and savvy pundits learned absolutely nothing and suffered no consequences for being wrong.
Also, people shouldn’t yell antisemitic slurs at him while he is trying to speak.
February 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Also, people shouldn’t yell antisemitic slurs at him while he is trying to speak.
Good on democracy.
Has NYTimes disease on economic policies: Good things are not directly possible. The only way to help poor people is let the billionaires do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want.
Has NYTimes disease on economic policies: Good things are not directly possible. The only way to help poor people is let the billionaires do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want.
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Good on democracy.
Has NYTimes disease on economic policies: Good things are not directly possible. The only way to help poor people is let the billionaires do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want.
Has NYTimes disease on economic policies: Good things are not directly possible. The only way to help poor people is let the billionaires do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want.
Today I learned there is “phrenology for toes.”
This did not improve my esteem for my fellow man.
This did not improve my esteem for my fellow man.
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Today I learned there is “phrenology for toes.”
This did not improve my esteem for my fellow man.
This did not improve my esteem for my fellow man.
Thank you for your attention to this splatter!
(Snark Credit: some marvelous YouTube commenter)
(Snark Credit: some marvelous YouTube commenter)
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Thank you for your attention to this splatter!
(Snark Credit: some marvelous YouTube commenter)
(Snark Credit: some marvelous YouTube commenter)
AHEM…We don’t need you fancy credentialed lawyers anymore. Didn’t you read the AI ad?
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
AHEM…We don’t need you fancy credentialed lawyers anymore. Didn’t you read the AI ad?
“lucrative taxi pie”
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
“lucrative taxi pie”
On a scale of 1 to 10, how inevitable is it that we are going to find out about rampant SA within these militant immigration enforcement activities?
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, how inevitable is it that we are going to find out about rampant SA within these militant immigration enforcement activities?
Guessing the imminent release of this story is what got him bounced. They were fine with the extra judicial violence.
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Guessing the imminent release of this story is what got him bounced. They were fine with the extra judicial violence.
Absolutely need a full fledged discussion of “great” movies that are actually tedious.
I’d start with Blazing Saddles.
#greatboringmovies
I’d start with Blazing Saddles.
#greatboringmovies
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Absolutely need a full fledged discussion of “great” movies that are actually tedious.
I’d start with Blazing Saddles.
#greatboringmovies
I’d start with Blazing Saddles.
#greatboringmovies
🎵 never did no wanderin’ 🎵
🎶 sure flo sure flo 🎶
So perfect.
🎶 sure flo sure flo 🎶
So perfect.
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
🎵 never did no wanderin’ 🎵
🎶 sure flo sure flo 🎶
So perfect.
🎶 sure flo sure flo 🎶
So perfect.
“This town hates me” says man who has had a weekly television show continuously since I was a child.
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
“This town hates me” says man who has had a weekly television show continuously since I was a child.
Thank you for not using the industry propaganda term “hallucinations” which implies something more profound than being wrong here.
It’s important to hold firm.
Remember the credit card companies rode the fake concept of “identity theft” so it somehow became our problem when they got swindled.
It’s important to hold firm.
Remember the credit card companies rode the fake concept of “identity theft” so it somehow became our problem when they got swindled.
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Thank you for not using the industry propaganda term “hallucinations” which implies something more profound than being wrong here.
It’s important to hold firm.
Remember the credit card companies rode the fake concept of “identity theft” so it somehow became our problem when they got swindled.
It’s important to hold firm.
Remember the credit card companies rode the fake concept of “identity theft” so it somehow became our problem when they got swindled.