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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
Oh look at that. The only encouragement I needed to re-download Anno 1800
i don't know why i bounce off almost every mapgame/paradox game when i try them but anno turns me into a total sicko. maybe it's the complex and realistic cheesemaking logistics
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh look at that. The only encouragement I needed to re-download Anno 1800
Gonna go pitch my idea for unlimited energy to congress.
Every Halloween we're gonna attach millennial moms to treadmills and then put a Harry Potter costume just outside their reach. Doing this once a year will generate enough power for 5 years.
Every Halloween we're gonna attach millennial moms to treadmills and then put a Harry Potter costume just outside their reach. Doing this once a year will generate enough power for 5 years.
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gonna go pitch my idea for unlimited energy to congress.
Every Halloween we're gonna attach millennial moms to treadmills and then put a Harry Potter costume just outside their reach. Doing this once a year will generate enough power for 5 years.
Every Halloween we're gonna attach millennial moms to treadmills and then put a Harry Potter costume just outside their reach. Doing this once a year will generate enough power for 5 years.
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I used to be so afraid of The Cryptkeeper as a kid but now I see him and I’m like “that’s my buddy”
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I used to be so afraid of The Cryptkeeper as a kid but now I see him and I’m like “that’s my buddy”
I think it's fucking insane that, if I were to follow Jenna Ortega around everywhere she goes and stand outside her house waiting to see if I can catch a glimpse of her I'd be a dangerous stalker but if I'm holding a camera and say I'm going to sell the pictures to Entertainment Weekly now is fine.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I think it's fucking insane that, if I were to follow Jenna Ortega around everywhere she goes and stand outside her house waiting to see if I can catch a glimpse of her I'd be a dangerous stalker but if I'm holding a camera and say I'm going to sell the pictures to Entertainment Weekly now is fine.
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honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world
I used to listen to a fairly popular DnD podcast and then they released possibly the worst season of a podcast ever made and people in the fan community were saying this exact thing every time someone so much as uttered the slightest disinterest in the show. Weaponized therapy speak is wild.
the children are rebranding criticism of their faves as “parasocial hate” now
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I used to listen to a fairly popular DnD podcast and then they released possibly the worst season of a podcast ever made and people in the fan community were saying this exact thing every time someone so much as uttered the slightest disinterest in the show. Weaponized therapy speak is wild.
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It's so funny to still think that the GOP is into isolationism.
It's like still thinking that you're mom has stopped existing every time she covers her face during peek a boo
It's like still thinking that you're mom has stopped existing every time she covers her face during peek a boo
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It's so funny to still think that the GOP is into isolationism.
It's like still thinking that you're mom has stopped existing every time she covers her face during peek a boo
It's like still thinking that you're mom has stopped existing every time she covers her face during peek a boo
Podcasts treat recordings of their live shows as some kind of treat, often using them as their paid bonus content. I do not understand what the draw is to an episode with bad audio quality and physical gags I can't see.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Podcasts treat recordings of their live shows as some kind of treat, often using them as their paid bonus content. I do not understand what the draw is to an episode with bad audio quality and physical gags I can't see.
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oaxacans went tf off when they invented that cheese
September 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
oaxacans went tf off when they invented that cheese
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white on white crime is out of control
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
white on white crime is out of control
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Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
September 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
Went from having kind of a shitty day at work to walking around like this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Went from having kind of a shitty day at work to walking around like this.
Whiniest lib voice imaginable:
"Umm the people who've been deploying military against civilians for months for the express purpose of kidnapping and disappearing political undesirables might become violent now!"
"Umm the people who've been deploying military against civilians for months for the express purpose of kidnapping and disappearing political undesirables might become violent now!"
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Whiniest lib voice imaginable:
"Umm the people who've been deploying military against civilians for months for the express purpose of kidnapping and disappearing political undesirables might become violent now!"
"Umm the people who've been deploying military against civilians for months for the express purpose of kidnapping and disappearing political undesirables might become violent now!"
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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I think Charlie Kirk deserves about as much respect right now as he himself has extended towards the average transgender American. 💅
September 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think Charlie Kirk deserves about as much respect right now as he himself has extended towards the average transgender American. 💅
People are really jumping to conclusions with this Charlie Kirk thing. It looks like the bullet hit him in the neck so his gums might have blocked it.
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People are really jumping to conclusions with this Charlie Kirk thing. It looks like the bullet hit him in the neck so his gums might have blocked it.
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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
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"You're always saying you want to redecorate the house but I took a dump in the living room and now you're complaining?!"
There is a lot to hate about the politics of the silicon valley right, but they do actually want to build stuff, and I would prefer if the left didn't cede "we should be able to build stuff" to the right.
September 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"You're always saying you want to redecorate the house but I took a dump in the living room and now you're complaining?!"
There are people who want this woman to be president.
If military equipment breaks, our service members shouldn't have to wait around for greedy military contractors to fly out and overcharge us to repair it.
I’ve got a bipartisan bill to put a stop to this. Let's get it done.
I’ve got a bipartisan bill to put a stop to this. Let's get it done.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
There are people who want this woman to be president.