Alphonse
@alphonseisbestbro.bsky.social
He/they/Robot?. Just tryna vibe through life.
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Drew Malevola from Dispatch
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Drew Malevola from Dispatch
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the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.
◇Turns out it was a combination of Patreon thinking Karen and Emily looked too much like minors, and not wanting to mix sex and hypno bc that's inherently noncon and against the rules. After a few days of scrambling we abandoned our Patreon and set up our SubscribeStar.◇
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.
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A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
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Kids arent playing the US military recruitment shooter because theyre too busy playing the chinese hero shooter, if you're still wondering whose century it is
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Kids arent playing the US military recruitment shooter because theyre too busy playing the chinese hero shooter, if you're still wondering whose century it is
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Call of duty is dying rt to make it die faster
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Call of duty is dying rt to make it die faster
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October 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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The Dead Speak! No wait, Armchair Devs speak!
Bioshock is the subject this time and Dr. Aggro is hosting! Live premiere tonight: youtu.be/lImL_XYN9Uo
Bioshock is the subject this time and Dr. Aggro is hosting! Live premiere tonight: youtu.be/lImL_XYN9Uo
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The Dead Speak! No wait, Armchair Devs speak!
Bioshock is the subject this time and Dr. Aggro is hosting! Live premiere tonight: youtu.be/lImL_XYN9Uo
Bioshock is the subject this time and Dr. Aggro is hosting! Live premiere tonight: youtu.be/lImL_XYN9Uo
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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mira kpop demon hunter
September 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
mira kpop demon hunter
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Oh. Oh they just made a new format for yugioh
www.yugioh-card.com/en/genesys/
www.yugioh-card.com/en/genesys/
Yu-Gi-Oh! TRADING CARD GAME | Official Website
Yu-Gi-Oh! TRADING CARD GAMEOfficial Website
www.yugioh-card.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh. Oh they just made a new format for yugioh
www.yugioh-card.com/en/genesys/
www.yugioh-card.com/en/genesys/
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i need to frame this and hang it on my wall
September 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i need to frame this and hang it on my wall
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why is this delivered exactly like how Pat would
September 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
why is this delivered exactly like how Pat would
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@patstaresat.bsky.social & @peachsaliva.bsky.social reaping the WWJS (this isn't even every scare its just the ones I've caught)
September 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social & @peachsaliva.bsky.social reaping the WWJS (this isn't even every scare its just the ones I've caught)