Merry Crisis, Carlamity
@calamitycarl.com
They/He, Pan/Poly, Youtuber/Streamer.
Host of @Dipships.boats.
Cohost of The Millennium Microphone.
TheCalamityCarl @ Gmail
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https://linktr.ee/calamitycarl
Host of @Dipships.boats.
Cohost of The Millennium Microphone.
TheCalamityCarl @ Gmail
Pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/calamitycarl
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★=𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟝 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒 𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕=★
Glad we can start this over here, gonna pin this to have easy access to it since this place doesn't have proper bookmarks yet.
Glad we can start this over here, gonna pin this to have easy access to it since this place doesn't have proper bookmarks yet.
my son, chudley, whom I hate.
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
my son, chudley, whom I hate.
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Hawk Tuah tha mic rulah
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hawk Tuah tha mic rulah
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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Failgirl1997]]
May 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Failgirl1997]]
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BEHOLD, MY CHUDLING
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
BEHOLD, MY CHUDLING
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Shorah
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Shorah
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Elphelt under the mistletoe
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Elphelt under the mistletoe
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Baby im preying on you tonight
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Baby im preying on you tonight
god i love playing this shit enlarged it looks like such hot ass
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
god i love playing this shit enlarged it looks like such hot ass
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Seasing's Greasing's
December 26, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Seasing's Greasing's
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@gaorush.bsky.social is on the case!
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@gaorush.bsky.social is on the case!
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*guy who talks in Amazon listings voice hitting on a girl* Baby you're so sexy you got a body like a Life Size Blow Up Sex Doll for Men, Inflatable Female Doll with Realistic Head, Built-in Realistic Male Masturbator, Sex Toys for Men Adult Toys Sex Doll Toys & Hand Pump, Durable Adult Toy
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
*guy who talks in Amazon listings voice hitting on a girl* Baby you're so sexy you got a body like a Life Size Blow Up Sex Doll for Men, Inflatable Female Doll with Realistic Head, Built-in Realistic Male Masturbator, Sex Toys for Men Adult Toys Sex Doll Toys & Hand Pump, Durable Adult Toy
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June 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE MAN
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE MAN
my mom got me lil chud sauces
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
my mom got me lil chud sauces
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warm-up painting ft. @gaorush.bsky.social and @calamitycarl.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
warm-up painting ft. @gaorush.bsky.social and @calamitycarl.com
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*whispers* that's him. that's Kingdom Hearts
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*whispers* that's him. that's Kingdom Hearts
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nah bro cmon i just want fruit punch whys it gotta be like, weird and quirky about it
December 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
nah bro cmon i just want fruit punch whys it gotta be like, weird and quirky about it