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El Dorko (also answers to Joe)
@alphadork.bsky.social
Lefty law professor, litigator, mediator, and enemy of carceral capitalism. Into football (#GoPackGo🧀), basketball, politics, Modern Monetary Theory, economics, law, and public policy. Also donuts. And espresso. And dachshunds.
I wrote a joke about contractual interpretation, but it was ambiguous so the doctrine of contra proferentem required that it be construed against me.
I had a joke about discovery, but it was vague, overly broad, and unduly burdensome.
I have a res judicata joke, but you’ve probably already heard it
December 4, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I have an ERISA lawyer joke, but it's administratively exhausting.
I have an appellate lawyer joke, but I didn’t preserve it below
I have a res judicata joke, but you’ve probably already heard it
December 4, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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BREAKING: A measure to ban trans Representative Zooey Zephyr from using women's restrooms has FAILED to pass Montana's House Rules committee, with several Republicans voting against it.
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 PM
With Korean legislators apparently successfully thwarting their president's effort to invoke martial law for political reasons (and impeachment on the horizon), I can't help but wonder what would happen here if Trump tried to do the same thing....
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Yesterday, I quartered a turkey and confited it in duck fat. Today I crisped the skin on the stove top and then rewarmed it quickly in the oven. The dark meat was extraordinary. The white meat was dry. I'm convinced that moist white turkey meat is a myth, just like "compassionate conservatism."
November 29, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Great thoughts from a great thinker. (Gift link - no paywall - enjoy!)

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/28/o...
Opinion | Meet Wolfgang Streeck, the Maverick German Thinker Explaining Our World (Gift Article)
Wolfgang Streeck has a convincing theory of what has gone wrong with globalization.
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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I mostly get my local news from independent media and urge you to as well. Here are some independent media outlets I follow and support for San Francisco news. Please add others.
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 PM
November 26, 2024 at 8:50 PM
In Ireland, rich rapists get blackballed. In the US, we elect them to the presidency, apparently.
November 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I feel completely vindicated vis a vis this purchase. #gopackgo
Look at my new jersey! #gopackgo 💚💛💚
November 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Hell yeah!
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Look at my new jersey! #gopackgo 💚💛💚
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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A Trump-appointed judge just struck down a Biden rule expanding overtime pay to 4 million working people.

It's really surprising how little media coverage this has received. Trump faced no real questions about this issue during the campaign. 1/

(link)
newrepublic.com/article/1886...
A Trump Judge Just Nixed Overtime Pay for Millions—and Media Yawned
Remember the right-wing frenzy over “Rich Men North of Richmond”? Well, this ruling exposes Trump-MAGA hypocrisy on the working class—and reveals a big media failure.
newrepublic.com
November 21, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Well that's a glimmer of an implication of a sort of good news. I guess I'll take it.
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
SF City Hall tonight
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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not a landslide
November 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
@gorneaux.bsky.social I don't know who all follows Doug here on Bluesky, but I am profoundly saddened to report that Doug died yesterday here in SF, apparently of natural causes. He was a wonderful person and a dear friend and will be missed by many. From FB:
www.facebook.com/mark.gorney....
www.facebook.com
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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All of this.
November 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
"There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all."
- Peter F. Drucker
November 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Matt LaFleur is 11-0 against the Chicago Bears as head coach of the Packers. You love to see it.
Here's the Packers radio call from the blocked kick. Larry and Wayne are just the best!

h/t u/Fear_Jaire
November 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I finally just deactivated my Twitter account and deleted the app, after 15 years over there. Its utility had mostly evaporated over the last year. 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 15, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Bumping again as a reminder. We need for judicial + federal regulator noms to happen quickly.
Okay, all. As promised.

1. Here is the call script to ask our Dem Senators to appoint judges.

2. And a second script *specifically* for New Yorkers to use for Schumer.
November 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM